Love humorous jokes

Humorous jokes about love

1. Among the four major love myths in China:

Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai became twins The butterfly has no human form;

The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are far apart and can only get together for one day a year;

Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian pressed down under the tower together, and the other died alone;

Meng Jiangnu shed tears on the Great Wall for her husband, but she was powerless;

You see, history cruelly proves that true love has no good results.

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2. Valentine’s Day has just passed, and the sad Women’s Day has ushered in. It means he turned you into a woman on Valentine’s Day.

After Women’s Day comes April Fool’s Day, that is when you become a woman and find out that you have been cheated.

After April Fool’s Day is Labor Day, and when you find out that you have been deceived, it is already too late, and you can only play for him.

Is Children’s Day after Labor Day? I have to give him a baby!

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3. In so many years, I have never seen a man with a girl. The one who can win a quarrel is either to move his hands angrily or to remain silent. Is this just a problem for men?

God’s reply: Darwin said: There used to be people who won the quarrel, but then they couldn’t find girlfriends, so they became extinct.

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