A very interesting short sentence

Classic funny, laughing to chagrin, the following are very funny short sentences I compiled, welcome to read!

1, get up late and ruin the morning, get up early and be a fool.

2, light custom-made, eat fat, heavy and steady.

Many years ago, you said take care. I haven't lost weight.

4. I've been busy recently, cute and growing up.

5, people are iron, fans are steel, and you don't pretend to be flustered for a day.

6. I heard that staying up late is bad for my health, which scares me to stay up late every day.

7. karma will make me the next rich woman.

I wish I had money and love for you.

9, a penny for a penny, porridge can't help but be hungry.

10, come to my house for dinner? I poisoned myself.

1 1, nothing is difficult in the world if you put your mind to it.

12, take me away, I am easy to raise.

13, the Milky Way is boiling hot, not as good as mala Tang.

14, she hid the knife in a smile and cut her mouth.

15, dark circles, is the signature of yesterday's heart.

16, the way I stay young is to lie about my age.

17, I hate books less, and I don't have enough money to spend by the end of the month.

18, I went to an island called Don't Love Me.

19, cause and effect have a cause, and the next rich woman is me.

20. Thank you for your concern, 7 kg and 6 Liang, which is the weight gained recently.

2 1, mix with me, I have a mouth to eat and you have a bowl brush.

22. Others take selfies of Bao Mei, and I take selfies of deleting each other.

23. I'm blind just because I gave you one more look in the crowd!

24. I am fat because many things are not detailed in my heart.