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After Runyu became the Emperor of Heaven, the six realms were unified and the world was at peace. I, the Queen of Heaven, also lived my life as a fairy. It's all a blur, so I have no choice but to have some fun.
That day, I took Xiao Taoyao to the Provincial Scripture Pavilion to look for Runyu and Beichen, father and son. As soon as I entered the door, I saw Runyu teaching Beichen how to calligraphy. I shouted: "Xiaoyu Xianhuan, Beichen." Taoyao immediately broke away from my hand and ran to Runyu happily: "Father, hug me."
Runyu picked up Taoyao. Yao, Chanruo Peach Blossom greeted me: "Mi'er is here."
Beichen quickly put down the dragon-patterned gold pen in his hand, walked up to me and saluted respectfully: "Mother Goddess."
I stroked his little head: "Good boy, are you learning calligraphy with your father? Your father's skill in cursive writing on the Wei stele is unparalleled in the six realms. I think back then, your mother goddess's calligraphy was also the same. It was taught by your father."
"I will remember the teachings of the Mother God and practice calligraphy with great concentration, and I will never embarrass my father." Bei Chen looked respectful. Taoyao poked her head out of Runyu's arms and glanced at the calligraphy written by Bei Chen on the desk: "Brother, your handwriting is so beautiful, do you still need to practice?"
"My sister is too praised," Bei Chen turned to Tao Yao, "Not even one ten thousandth as good as my father."
After hearing what their brother and sister said, I couldn't help but curiously walked over to take a look. I didn’t know this, but I was shocked when I saw it. I was shocked: this word is so beautiful. Not to mention the me back then, even I am far behind now. It was really embarrassing to be compared to him like this by his own son.
In order to cover up my embarrassment, I had to say: "Very good, very good." Then I looked around to change the topic, but then I saw an extremely exquisite gossip on Runyu's desk. The mirror was engraved with Taiyi Xuan pattern, so he walked over and picked it up: "Xiaoyu Xianhuan, what is this?"
"Mi'er, take a look for yourself." Runyu held it in his arms Taoyao, come to my side. I held up the mirror and looked at it, but it didn't reflect me like an ordinary mirror. Runyu stretched out a finger and pointed at the mirror, "swiping" golden light everywhere, and saw a very lively scene of the human world emerging on the mirror. I couldn't help but said with joy: "Xiaoyu Xianhuan, isn't this the mortal world? How can I run away?" Go into the mirror."
"Mi'er, this mirror is called the 'Kunlun Mirror', also known as the Dust-Observing Mirror. Through this mirror, you can see all kinds of things in the world and know the sufferings in the world." explained.
"This mirror is quite interesting, Xiaoyu Xianguan, take a look, what are they doing?" I pointed excitedly at the scenery in the mirror. Before Runyu could answer, Bei Chen had already explained to me sternly: "Mother God, the Qingming Festival will be in a few days in this world, and people will worship their ancestors on this day to express their condolences."
< p> "Oh," I responded, but my eyes were attracted to the plate of green dumplings on the altar table. Who makes me a foodie god? "What is on the table?""The sacrifice is called Qingtuan, which is made from ground glutinous rice. The filling can be sweet or salty." Runyu held Taoyao in one hand and took out a hand to hold me, "Mi'er, I'm hungry. Come on, let’s go have lunch together.”
Ever since I saw that youth group, I have never forgotten it. During lunch, he asked Xiao Qi who was waiting beside him: "Xiao Qi, have you ever eaten Qing Tuan?"
"The Queen of Heaven, what is Qing Tuan? Xiao Qi doesn't know."
"It is a kind of food that is eaten during the Qingming Festival in the world." I am now learning and selling.
"My dear, Xiao Qi has served His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven in Xuanji Palace since he was 800 years old. He has never stepped out of heaven. How can he know about the things in the mortal world?" Xiao Qi paused, "But , you can ask Xihuan, she is in charge of the imperial dining room."
Yes, why did I forget about Xihuan. After a quick lunch, I slipped into the imperial dining room and saw from a distance that Xi Huan was arranging the immortal attendants to work in an orderly manner. I called out, "Xi Huan."
Xi Huan quickly turned around and said, "Empress of Heaven, why are you here? This place is in a mess, with immortal attendants coming and going, so be careful. "
"Why are you so delicate?" I was puzzled by Xi Huan's fuss, "Can you do Qing Tuan?" "Qing Tuan?" Xi Huan thought. I thought for a moment, "But it's a mortal thing?"
I nodded sharply: "Can you do it?"
Xihuan shook his head: "Xihuan has only heard of this thing. , I have never done it before. Otherwise, wait until Xihuan prepares the milk cake for the princess and the soup for the prince, and then go back and find out how to make it."
"Forget it, Xihuan, I'm just here. Just ask casually, you can be busy. "No matter how much I love to eat, I can't argue with my child.
Xihuan has served Runyu and I for many years and is familiar with my temperament, so he said to me: "Empress, you can go to Marriage Mansion and ask the Immortal under the Moon. He is well-informed and will definitely know. of.
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Yes, why did I forget about the Fox Fairy? Xihuan's words woke up the dreamer, and I immediately went straight to the Marriage Mansion.
At that time, the Fairy under the Moon was in the Marriage House. In the house, I was sipping some immortal tea and reading his notebook.
"Fox Fairy, just tell me about Qingtuan. "I begged.
"Call me uncle, no matter how old or young you are. Ever since you married that boy Runyu, you haven't called me uncle seriously a few times. "The Fox Fairy was a little dissatisfied.
"Uncle..." He had to lower his head under the eaves.
"Good boy," the Fox Fairy was satisfied. "This Youth League! , is an earthly Tomb-Sweeping Day sacrifice. The glutinous rice is ground into a skin, and the filling can be sweet or salty. "
"Yes, yes, that's it. What should the Youth League do? "The fox fairy said this, and I was so greedy that my mouth almost watered.
"No, that thing is sticky, what's so delicious about it? How can it be compared to roast chicken. "The Immortal under the Moon expressed disdain.
"Fox Immortal, you have gone too far! "I said angrily. Xi Yue, who was waiting on the side, quickly suggested: "Empress of Heaven, why don't you go to the flower world and ask the flower masters, maybe they know. "
"Yes, Xiyue, you still have the best idea. "I rushed to the flower world without stopping. When Master Changfang heard my intention, she shook her head: "I don't know, Jin Mi, you are no longer an elf in the flower world, but a majestic queen. Why are you still like this? What nonsense? I think back then, your biological mother, the Flower Goddess Zi Fen, took care of all the government and general affairs in the flower world in an orderly manner. Why didn't you follow her at all? "
"You are here in the flower world, Lord Changfang. "I said coquettishly and cutely, "Soon, the little fish fairy will make you the Flower Goddess. "
"You, you, you should be called His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven outside, but why do you still keep talking about 'Little Fish Immortal Guan'? "Master Changfang continued to preach.
"I'm used to shouting, and I can't change it, Master Changfang. "I stuck out my tongue.
Lao Hu on the side helped me: "Master Changfang, don't be so harsh on Xiao Taotao. You also know that this is her temperament. Fortunately, His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven is wise and has good governance, and the six realms are peaceful. The husband and wife play the piano and the harp in harmony, and the whole family is enjoying themselves, so don't worry too much. "
Master Haitang Fang on the other side echoed: "That's right, that's right, sister, don't worry, Jin Mi is a blessed person. "
Master Yulan Fang smiled and said: "Jin Mi, why don't you go to Luoxiang Mansion in the heaven and ask Fengshen Linxiu. In addition to making flower cakes, she has also done a lot of research on various pastries recently, and she might be able to make the green dumplings you mentioned. ”
“Yes, how could I have forgotten Aunt Linxiu? "I slapped my head. Before turning back to heaven, I went to see Forsythia and Xiaocaowo. They were holding the kaleidoscope that Runyu had given them before, and they were looking at it with gusto.
Forsythia knew My reason for coming was filled with envy and I said, "Mother of Heaven, are you living too carefree and happily? You traveled all over the six realms just for a piece of food. His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven really loves you to the heavens. "
Xiaocaowo also agreed: "No, it is said in the six realms that His Majesty is a doting wife maniac! I don’t know that the Queen of Heaven is a blessing that has been cultivated in several lifetimes. Your Majesty is so good-looking, the most handsome man in the six realms. ”
“Isn’t the most beautiful man in the six realms Demon Lord Xufeng? "I asked in confusion.
"The rankings of beauties and beauties in the six realms are updated in real time. Snake Immortal Yanyou is responsible for compiling. He ranked himself second, and the devil had to settle for third. "Xiao Caowo explained proudly.
"Puchi Jun is really bold, and he is not afraid of the Demon Lord cutting him. "I really don't know who gave Mr. Pu Chi the courage.
"What is he afraid of? Isn't it because he has your Majesty the Emperor of Heaven as his backer? "Hearing what Xiaocaowo said, I haven't seen Runyu for most of the day. He will definitely be looking for me everywhere, so I'd better go back to the heaven as soon as possible.
Saying goodbye to everyone in the flower world, I went straight there Luoxiang Mansion. As soon as I entered the mansion, I saw Linxiu, the God of Wind, holding a pair of chopsticks and holding a piece of pastry, feeding my father Luo Lin, the God of Water: "Brother, just have a taste. "It seems that these two gods, who originally respected each other as guests, have become more affectionate.
I called out: "Dad, Aunt Linxiu. "Unexpectedly, as soon as I yelled like this, the Water God immediately choked on the pastry that was just in his mouth. The Wind God was also a little confused. He quickly put down his chopsticks and handed the Water God a cup of tea.
After the Water God finished drinking the water , then he was able to greet me smoothly: "Mi'er is here.
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Fengshen Linxiu straightened his clothes, stood up and took my hand: "Why did Mi'er have time to come here today? "
"Did I disturb dad and Aunt Linxiu? "Although I was ignorant about men and women before, I was still married to Xiaoyu Xianhuan for tens of thousands of years, and gave birth to Beichen and Taoyao.
"No, no. "The Water God and the Wind God said in unison.
"Qingtuan? Never heard of it. "Feng Shen Linxiu was at a loss after hearing my intention.
"I have seen this thing in the mortal world before. Otherwise, daddy will have time to go to the mortal world for you. "Daddy, the Water God, has always been a loving father, but as a daughter, I don't want to disturb the love between their husband and wife."
"It's okay, Daddy, it's just a small matter. In fact, I just want to come and see you and Linxiu." Aunt. "I said thoughtfully.
The two venerable gods then expressed their greetings to me. Seeing that it was getting late, they urged me to return to the Xuanji Palace so that His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven would not worry about it. It seems that the whole six realms know that Runyu treats me.
At this time, after the Heavenly Emperor Runyu, who was in the Lingxiao Palace, had finished handling the government affairs, he really asked the Fairy Kuang Lu about my whereabouts. After hearing what Kuang Lu said, Runyu frowned. Wrinkled slightly: "What? In order to find out how the Youth League was doing, the Queen of Heaven traveled around and went to Marriage Mansion, Huajie, and Luoxiang Mansion. "
"Exactly," Kuang Lu continued, "My subordinates concluded that the Queen of Heaven will definitely go to the Demon Realm tomorrow to seek help from the Demon King's wife. The two of them have always been good friends. "
Runyu thought for a moment and then told Kuang Lu: "Get a pen and paper, I want to write a letter to Demon Lord Xu Feng. ”
“Yes. "Kuang Lu behaved respectfully.
I came out of Luoxiang Mansion. Because I failed to find the recipe for making Qingtuan, I returned to Xuanji Palace dejected. As soon as I returned to Xuanji Palace, an immortal attendant reported: "The Queen of Heaven, the Snake Fairy Yanyou and the Succulent Fairy came to pay homage to the Queen. "
As soon as I heard about the person, I immediately went straight to the living room and asked Mr. Puchi about eating in the world. He must know. As soon as Mr. Puchi saw me, he complained: "Empress of Heaven, you are so arrogant now. It's getting bigger and bigger. We waited for you for a long time before you came out to see us. "
"Mr. Puchi, where are you? I was not in Xuanji Palace just now and went to the flower world. Then, I pulled the meat fairy and said, "Rourou, how are you preparing for your wedding?"
Rourou was a little shy: "Jin Mi, I'm just here to discuss this matter with you. I want to ask you about the wedding dress, which one looks better?" ”
“Madam, you will look good in any wedding dress you wear.” "Puchi Jun said with a playful smile.
"You are not serious, I haven't married you yet. "Rourou's face became redder and redder.
"Rourou, how can I understand this? Well, let's go back and let the little fish fairy arrange two ingenious weaver girls for you to sew the wedding dress with you. ”
“Is that okay? Jin Mi. Rourou said excitedly.
"Of course it is possible. From now on, we are a family, from sisters to sisters-in-law." "I'm really happy for Rourou. She gave up her life to save me before. Now, it's great that we can be so happy together.
Then, I asked Pu Chijun what happened The troublesome Qingtuan, Puchi Jun said: "I have eaten a lot of Qingtuan in the mortal world, and it is indeed delicious, but I don't know how to make that stuff. If you weren't getting married soon, I would take you to the mortal world and keep it for you to eat as much as you can. "
"Yanyou, where do you want to take my queen? "At this moment, Runyu's cold voice sounded from behind.
The three of us were shocked, and I immediately denied it: "Xiaoyu Xianhuan is here. He didn't go anywhere. He didn't go anywhere. Listen. Wrong. "
Rourou has a gentle temperament and is a bit timid. He is still a little scared when he sees our Majesty the Emperor, so he pulls Yanyou away in a hurry.
At this moment, the demon world has received Runyu Liaoyuan Lord held the letter and immediately reported to Demon Lord Xufeng: "Demon Lord, His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven has compiled a letter. "
"Repairing books? At this time, the six realms are peaceful and there is no way to meet him. Why did my brother write this letter? "Xufeng was a little confused, "Send it up. "
" Ridiculous! The majestic Emperor of Heaven, for the sake of a piece of mortal food, left the affairs of the six realms behind. Going to live in the mortal world for a while is a good name, and you can steal half a day's leisure. "Xufeng finished reading the letter and said angrily, "Let me temporarily take charge of the affairs of the six realms, while he runs off to live happily. If you ask me, that guy Jin Mi is a beauty who is causing disaster to the country and the people. "
"Why are you so angry?" Demon Lord's wife Liuying took the letter from Xu Feng and read it again, "Oh, what a big deal, isn't it just to go to the mortal world to eat Qingtuan?" Well, how about we join in the fun too.
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“If you don’t go, don’t cause trouble.” We have all gone to the mortal world, and an ambitious man just happened to destroy the heaven and the demon world in one fell swoop. By then, the positions of the Emperor of Heaven and the Demon King will probably change hands. ”
“Demon Lord, feel free to go to the human world with your wife, Liaoyuan Lord will protect the demon world to the death. "Liaoyuan Jun said sincerely.
"If you don't go, who will get mixed up with that beauty and disaster. "Xufeng said impatiently.
"Come on, Your Majesty the Demon Lord, who wanted to marry that beauty and troublesome man, even if he wanted to go to war with the Emperor of Heaven? "Liu Ying said sarcastically.
"Liu Ying, what do you mean? "
"It's meaningless. Seek truth from facts," Liu Ying was unforgiving, "If you're not convinced, let's have a fight. ”
“Just fight, whoever is afraid of whom.” " Xu Feng pretended to be angry. Lord Liaoyuan was not surprised by the daily drama of couples falling in love and killing each other. He quietly left and closed the door behind him.
There began to be "Ping Ping" sounds in the house. The sound of "ping-pong-pong" fighting came out, and then it became quiet. Occasionally, one or two gasping sounds came out, and the demon servants who were serving them couldn't avoid them.
The next day, the sun was already shining, and I I habitually shrink into the arms of the person next to my pillow. The scent of ambergris is still so strong that it cannot be melted away. It has not changed for tens of thousands of years. I murmured: "Little Fish Fairy..."
"Well, I'm here. "Runyu's gentle voice echoed in my ears. I barely opened my eyes a crack, and the sunlight was a little dazzling. I stretched out a hand to block it, but Runyu blocked it for me one step ahead of me. My Xiaoyu Xianguan had always been so considerate and considerate when I first met him. What more could I ask for?
I closed my eyes and groped for a while, then took the initiative to kiss him. Yu. After being kissed by me, Runyu never let go of my lips, and responded enthusiastically to my initiative.
His lips were warm and moist, and the intensity was light but predatory. , all the way down, down... Suddenly, I suddenly remembered something and pushed Runyu away: "Xiaoyu Xianguan, what time has it been! Aren't you going to court today? Don’t you want to deal with government affairs? Hurry, hurry up. "
When I looked again, I didn't know when Runyu's incomparable dragon tail had filled the dragon bed. He said helplessly: "Mi'er, I won't go to court today. ”
“Not going to court!” Are you sick? The little fish fairy. "I anxiously put my hand on his forehead.
Runyu took off my hand, brought it to his lips and kissed it softly: "Mi'er, don't worry, I'm fine. The Emperor of Heaven can also take a vacation. I will take you to live in the mortal world for a while. Don’t you want to eat Qingtuan? "
"Really? Xiaoyu Immortal Guan, you are truly the best immortal in the six realms. Are you taking Tao Yao with you? Take Beichen with you? "I hugged Runyu and asked excitedly.
"I won't take any with me, just you. We have been to the world of two mortal couples," Runyu kissed me softly. With a tap on his forehead, "So, you should clean up quickly, otherwise it will be too late. "
"Great, the last time we went to the human world to eat, drink and have fun was already tens of thousands of years ago. "Thinking about it, I feel nostalgic.
"In tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, or millions of years, your little fish fairy will accompany you to the world to eat, drink and play. "Runyu solemnly promised.
In the mortal world, we still live in the mansion where Runyu settled when he was the Night God Hall - the small courtyard on Wutong Street in Jinguan City. The Land Immortal Zhang Dequan has always been I was looking after this mansion, but when I received us again, I was even more frightened.
When I heard that I wanted to eat Qingtuan, I said I would go find the most delicious Qingtuan in Rongcheng. Who knows, Runyu. But he waved his hand and said: "You go and buy some ingredients, I will make some green dumplings myself for the Queen of Heaven to eat. "
Zhang Dequan took the order and left. Alas, now the name of His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven as a doting wife and a maniac should be spread even to the lower world.
However, in the end, Runyu did not I couldn't make the green dumplings. After he carefully ground the glutinous rice flour, washed and chopped all the fillings, I couldn't wait to make it. I was still very confident in my cooking skills. Tens of thousands of years ago. Didn’t the Ye God Palace prepare so many delicious midnight snacks for us? Didn’t mortals say: “If you want to win your husband’s heart, you must win over his stomach. "At this moment, it's time for me to show off my skills.
His majesty, the Emperor of Heaven, is lighting a fire in front of the stove and is very busy. I couldn't help but say proudly: "Xiaoyu Xiangui, my cooking skills So good. How happy you are to marry me. I heard from the Fox Immortal that back then, didn’t their ancestor, the daughter of the Fox Emperor who was stunning in the six realms, marry your heavenly prince? I heard that when they were going through the tribulation in the mortal world, the princess couldn't cook any food and even set the kitchen on fire. "
At some point, my whole body was in Runyu's arms. He lowered his head and kissed me: "Before, my father once told me that the Emperor of Heaven is the biggest prisoner in the world, and I deeply believe it. . But Mi'er, you have made this prison the happiest place. Runyu is willing to paint this prison as his prison for the rest of his life.
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The hot green dumplings are out of the oven. The green dumplings I made by myself have two flavors: one salty and one sweet. The two of us shared a salty one, which was very delicious. Satisfied. Runyu has never been fond of sweets, so when I ate the sweet green dumplings, I felt playful, took a mouthful of the green dumplings, and shouted, "Xiao Yu Xian Guan."
Before he could react, he put his mouth on it and gave him a mouthful: "Is it delicious?" Sweet, right? "
Runyu has always been unable to do anything to me: "It's delicious and sweet. "
As I chewed the green dumplings, I had a question: "Xiao Yu Xian Guan, the color of the glutinous rice is obviously white, why is the green dumpling green? "
"Oh, that's with vegetable juice. " Runyu said.
"What? Cai Cai! Little fish fairy, how can you be so cruel and boil all the vegetables into juice? You know that those fruits and vegetables are all my relatives, how can I bear to bite them? "I said in horror.
"Mi'er..." Runyu was about to come over to coax me.
"Mother Goddess, your true body is a six-petaled frost flower, not Fruit essence, Erchen is a fruit. "At this time, even Runyu's face changed drastically. We followed the sound and looked at us. Isn't it Xiao Taoyao who was lying on the window looking at us?
P.S. The flowers are like brocade to find peace, and the stubborn stones are shining with jade. Unparalleled.
May Jinmi Runyu be a couple forever!