Xiu already knows you, but you still don’t know how to be ashamed
Ouyang Xiu was a great poet in the Song Dynasty. Many people visited him and asked him for advice on poetry. There was a young man who could write a few poems, but he was not convinced. When he met people, he would say, "Ouyang Xiu also carries one head on two shoulders. What's so great about it! I have to compete with him." That day, he went to see Ouyang Xiu. On the way, he met a middle-aged man who asked, "Brother, are you here to find Ouyang Xiu?" The middle-aged man nodded and said, "Yes!" So the two of them walked together. The young master told him about his visit to Ouyang Xiu. The middle-aged man said: "It seems that you are very knowledgeable. How about writing a poem?" The young master saw a dead tree in front of him, so he casually chanted: "There is a dead tree in front of me, divided into two branches." The middle-aged man answered. He went down and said: "In spring, moss turns into leaves, and in winter, snow turns into flowers." The young master was delighted when he heard this. "Okay, brother. With you, I won't be afraid of Ouyang Xiu." The two of them were walking and saw a group of geese jumping into the river. The young master got excited again: "A group of geese across the way plopped down into the river." The middle-aged man continued: "The fur is floating green, and the neck is curled up to sing a clear song." The young master looked up and down at the middle-aged man. , said: "I didn't expect you really had a chance. Let's get on the boat. After crossing the river, we're not far from Ouyang Xiu's house." They got on the boat, and the young master was still showing off: "You and I can take a boat and go find Ouyang Xiu." The middle-aged man smiled slightly and added two more sentences: "Xiu already knows you, but you still don't know Xiu."
Wonderful pairing of homophones
Once, Emperor Qianlong visited the garden in the south. , having breakfast with his ministers by the lake, he saw two plates of fried beans and fried beans on the table. He had an idea and said:
Two plates of beans
Bachelor of Hanlin in the Qing Dynasty Ji Xiaolan responded. Ji Xiaolan said without thinking:
A pot of oil
Qianlong smiled and said: "Wrong!" He pointed sideways at the butterfly among the flowers and said, what I said is:
Two butterflies fighting among the flowers
Ji Xiaolan looked around the lake and saw a water bird playing in the water. She suddenly thought about it and replied, what I am talking about is:
On the water Yiouyou
Qianlong was overjoyed when he heard this and repeatedly praised Ji Xiaolan for doing a good job.
It turns out that the attributes of Emperor Qianlong and Ji Xiaolan are homophones and ambiguities.
The interest of Su Dongpo's dumb couplets
After Su Dongpo was demoted to Huangzhou, he lived there for several years. One evening, he and his friend monk Foyin went boating on the Yangtze River. Su Shi suddenly pointed to the left bank with his hand and smiled without saying a word. Foyin looked around and saw a yellow dog gnawing on a bone. He suddenly realized something and threw the cattail leaf fan inscribed with Su Dongpo's poem into the water. The two looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.
It turns out that this is a dumb couplet. Su Shi's first couplet means:
Dog gnaws (monk's) bones on the river
The second couplet of Buddha's seal means:
Water flowing on Dongpo corpse (Dongpo poem)
Homophone couplet
After Zheng Banqiao retired, he made a living by selling calligraphy and painting. His friend Li Xiaocun often came to visit him. One winter, when the snow was falling, Zheng Banqiao strolled to Li Xiaocun In front of the village house. The two of them gathered together to have a drink and wanted to write a poem as a souvenir. Li Xiaocun asked his shepherd boy to grind ink. The shepherd boy accidentally splashed ink on one hand. Zheng Banqiao took advantage of the situation and laughed: < /p>
The shepherd boy was grinding his ink, and the ink splashed all over the shepherd boy's ink;
Li Xiaocun's literary thinking was not as quick as Zheng Banqiao's. He was lowering his head and thinking hard when he suddenly saw the maid adding coal. He wrote the second line:
The plum fragrance adds coal, the coal explodes the plum fragrance and the two eyebrows coal.
Zheng Banqiao praised: That's right. Li Xiaocun also thought about giving Zheng Banqiao a hard time, and pondered for a moment. Yes, he said: I also have a couplet to please answer.
The boy hit the tung tree, the tung tree was falling, and the boy was enjoying himself;
Zheng Banqiao responded:
Ma Gu eats mushrooms. The mushrooms are so fresh and Magu is so immortal.
Li Xiaocun can’t help but admire Zheng Banqiao’s quick thinking.
First line: Pu leaves, peach leaves and grape leaves. , herbaceous woody.
Second line: Plum blossoms, osmanthus, roses, the fragrance of spring and autumn.
First line: When frost comes, who can take pity on the widow with cold feet?
Second line: Grain Rain and Rainy Valley, I pity that the girl is alone and cold.
First couplet: The pagoda has six or seven floors, with a large crane in the center.
Second line: Twelve pages of the book, recording the Spring and Autumn Period.
New couplet: Four or five strokes of the family tree, written to Lao Tzu. (Ruthless)
First couplet: Looking for clams to eat by the Buddha's seal water.
Second line: Bring your family to the Dongpo River.
Note: This couplet was written one day when Dongpo took his family out for fun and encountered the Buddha's seal digging clams by the water to eat. Homophone: Look for 'sticks' to eat by the Buddha's seal water. When Foyin heard this, he came with his family from Dongpo.
And right, it is homophonic: "Come with 'shackles' from Dongpo River."
First couplet: Jinshi in modern times are all short-sighted. The capital is forbidden to test Jinshi. Jinshi's lapels are wet and must be wiped with a towel.
First couplet: A woman from Sinan goes to Tongren.
Second line: Chef Cai will take care of it.
Note: This couplet was written by Wu Jinsan of the Qing Dynasty.
A friend of mine wrote this first couplet to refer to a woman from Sinan who went to Tongren, which is homophonic: "si men and women go together"; Jin San pointed to the chef who served the food, it turns out that this chef came from his ancestral home. Shangcai, later lived in Huili, and often traveled between the two places. The homophonic pronunciation is: the cook cooks the carp.
First line: It rains heavily and wheat is planted.
Second line: The fields in dry highlands must be dry. < /p>
Shi; Bigan: Minister of Shang Zhou.
First line: Agate is not originally a horse brain.
Second line: Langgan is not wolf liver.
First line: How beautiful are the grass flowers as beautiful as the lotus flowers?
Second line: Berries are more sour than plums.
First couplet: The rhinoceros in Xixi is happy to play.
Second line: Youyouyouyouyouweasel.
First line: The chickens are hungry and the beans are fighting.
The second line: The heat of the rat makes the beam cool
The first line: The mud is fat and the grass is still thin.
Second line: The sundial is short and the night difference is long.
Note: This couplet is homophonic to 'Ni fat, monk thin'; 'Ghost is short and Yaksha is long'.
The first couplet: See the plum blossoms sweeping away the snow.
The second couplet: Take a close look at the mountains and dancing streams.
Note: The beauty of this couplet lies in the first couplet. The joint cry for help is pronounced like a musical scale: 'Tolemifa Thorasi'. The second line reads the numbers in dialect: ‘one, two, three, four, five, six, seven’.
First line: The child digs out the frog and uncovers the tile.
Second line: Mom scolded the horse for eating hemp.
First line: It is good to study but not good to study.
Second line: It is good to study but not easy to study.
First line: Traveling to the West Lake, picking up the tin pot, dropping the tin pot from the West Lake
Second line: Traveling to the West Mountain, picking up the clothes, dropping the clothes of Xishan, cherishing the good ones
Second line ：When Jiazi Tian’s family’s family’s family’s family meets Jiazi’s beautiful family’s family’s children
New couplet: After passing the nine-window to carry the wine bowl, the wine bowl is lost, and the nine-window has been holding the wine bowl for a long time (ruthless)
New Couplet: Shooting Tongyan Tongyan across Tongyan Rock and killing Tongyan Tongyan in pain (merciless)
New couplet: Entering Beijing to offer platinum and platinum to hide a hundred catties of platinum in Beijing (original)
Note: Jiuwan: Jiuwan River in the Three Gorges.
First couplet: The sea water is falling
Second couplet: The floating clouds grow long and long and fade
First couplet: Long and long. Long, long, long
Second line: line, line, line, line, line=
Note: the first, third, fifth and sixth words of the first line are pronounced "chang". The second, fourth, and seventh characters are pronounced "zhang"
The first, third, fifth, and sixth characters of the second line are pronounced "hang." The pronunciation of characters two, four, and seven
First couplet: The boy hits the tung seeds, the tung seeds fall, and the boy is happy.
Second line: The daughter-in-law was carrying a tin pot, but the tin pot leaked, and the daughter-in-law was angry.
Second couplet: The monk stood on the river. When the river collapsed, the monk ran away.
First couplet: A hungry chicken steals rice and a boy beats it.
Second line: The summer rat comes to Liang and the guest coughs and is frightened.
First couplet: Li hits the carp, the carp sinks to the bottom, Li sinks and the carp floats.
Second line: The wind blows the bees, the bees swoop to the ground, the wind calms down and the bees fly away.
First line: Jia Dao’s drunkenness was not a fake.
Second line: Liu Ling drinks without leaving any zeros.
First couplet: The rain hits the beach, sinking and falling.
Second line: The wind blows the candle, half of it flows away, and half of it remains.
First line: The conductor burns paper, and the ashes fly up to the conductor’s head.
Second couplet: Xiu Zhuan enters the food, and the delicacies fill the Xiu Zhuan belly.
First line: The shepherd boy felled the wood, and the wood struck the shepherd boy's eyes.
Second line: Burn the coal with the fragrance of plum blossoms, and apply the fragrance of plum blossoms to the two eyebrows of coal.
First couplet: Moving the wild tung trees and admiring the moon together.
Second couplet: Light up the lamp and ascend the pavilion to write books.
First couplet: Eternal flow, Eternal building, looking at the eternal flow from the Eternal building, the flowing building leads to the eternal.
Second line: The seal of man and moon, the shadow of man and moon, the shadow of man and moon combines the seal of man and moon, and the shadow of man and moon is the same as the seal of man and moon.
First line: Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Flow, Wangjiang Tower Wangjiang Flow, Jiang Tower is eternal, and the river is eternal.
Second line: The moon well is printed with the moon shadow. The moon shadow is printed in the moon well. The moon well is printed with the moon shadow for thousands of years.
First couplet: Father Wuzi, son Wuzi, father son Wuzi.
Second couplet; Master Situ, Tu Situ, Master and Disciple Situ.
First couplet: In the field of yellow millet, rats are walking, and rats are dragging the ears of millet.
Second couplet; A white sheep lies under a poplar tree, and the sheep gnaws on the poplar branches.
First couplet: Freeze the warships, the soldiers hit the ice, and the ice sends the troops away.
Second line: Ni's shoes are muddy, Ni washes the mud, Ni returns home after all the mud is gone.
First line: Wushan is as good as Wushan.
Second line: How can water be as clear as a river?
First couplet: Maple trees are planted on the peak. The maples move when the wind blows, but the peak does not move.
Second couplet: A heron hangs out on the roadside, and the dew falls on the heron, and the heron is frightened.
First couplet: Idle people are not allowed to enter, but wise people are allowed to enter.
Second couplet: Don’t let thieves come.
Xinlian: Don’t come to those who make money, but those who work hard.
Xinlian: Don’t come to sinners, and don’t come to drunken guests. (Ruthless)
First couplet: There are tung trees on the tree, and a boy under the tree. The boy hits the tung trees, and the tung trees fall, and the boy is happy.
Second line: The garden in front of the house is outside, the people inside the house are outside, the people outside sweep the garden outside, the garden outside is clean, and the people outside are quiet.
First couplet: Monk Fazheng was carrying soup to the pagoda, but he accidentally missed it and the soup dripped and scalded the pagoda.
Second couplet: Old Xu, a tailor, was playing chess with his wife. Unexpectedly, he missed an eye and his wife abandoned the game.
First couplet: Luoyang Bridge, buckwheat on the bridge, the wind blows the buckwheat and the bridge does not move.
Second couplet; Parrot Island, the state leaves the boat, but the water prevents the boat from flowing to the island.
First couplet: My mother is riding a horse, and my mother scolds the horse for being slow.
Second line: Niu Niu hits the cow, and the cow twists the cow.
First couplet: Lin Xiangru and Sima Xiangru are similar in name but not in reality.
Second couplet: Wei Wuji, Changsun Wuji, he is Wuji, this is also Wuji.
First couplet: Stars in the sky, stars on the ground, centers of people, each word has its own meaning.
Second couplet: Geese in the clouds, swallows in front of the eaves, grebes on the fence, all of the same type.
First couplet: Two apes cut off a tree in the deep mountains, but even a little monkey dared to saw each other (sentence).
Second line; A horse is stuck in the mud, how can an old beast come up with a question (hoof).
First couplet: Because of the lotus, you get the lotus root (why you get the even).
Second line: There are apricots and plum blossoms (fortunately, no matchmaker is needed).
First couplet: Dog gnaws (monk’s) bones on the river.
Second couplet; Poem of Water Flowing to the East Slope (Corpse).
First line: Spring is always there in Xiangyangmen.
Second line: People who have accumulated good deeds will celebrate (exhaust) and have more than enough (fish).
First couplet: The master's aunt (monk) is carrying grain in the field.
Second couplet; A beautiful lady holding an embroidery tailor (a scholar) in front of the hall.
First couplet: Confucius was born in Zhou Dynasty (Zhou Dynasty).
Second couplet; Light Dance (Wu) originated from Hanzhong.
First line: Lanterns, paper (citrus aurantium) shells originally only protected against wind.
Second line; Drums are used, tangerine peel cannot be beaten half a time (Xia).
First couplet: Lian Zi’s heart is bitter.
Second line: Pear (li) children have intra-abdominal acidity.
First couplet: Living in a pagoda, looking at Kongming, I complain that it is difficult to travel because of the river.
Second line: The bird is in a cage, its mind is in its nest, and it hates Guan Yu for not being able to fly.
Note: This couplet is the couplet of Neijiang Sanyuan Pagoda. Kong Ming (Zhuge Liang), Jiang Wei (Jiang Wei), Lu Bu (Lü Bu), Cao Chao (Cao Cao), Guan Yu, Zhang Fei.
First couplet: Two boats are racing, the oar is not as fast as the sail.
Second line: A hundred pipes are contending, but the flute is not as clear as Xiao He.
Note: "Oar Speed", "Fan Kuai", "Di Qing" and "Xiao He" are homophonic to characters from the Three Kingdoms respectively: Lu Su, Pan Kuai, Di Qing and Xiao He.