1, the iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.
Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my toad mother.
Buying a computer without broadband is like becoming a monk before eating.
4.08 China was full of disasters, and nothing was normal, so the China football team was normal!
For my mother's birthday, it is better to send two bundles of bones to cook, at least as a snack.
6. You will never become an excellent college student, relying on excellent quality!
7. Stand higher and pee farther.
8. If the son is disobedient, he can fight appropriately, otherwise he will not show the majesty of Laozi. This is the case in Taiwan Province Province.
9. My friend's name in his girlfriend's mobile phone is him, and then they broke up.
10, my colleagues like playing mahjong very much. She said: 10 years ago, I never played mahjong. I think people who played mahjong were animals. Now I think people who don't play mahjong are animals.
1 1. People without medical insurance and life insurance should not try to be brave after dark.
12, I want to puppy love, but it's already late.
13, the early bird gets the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!
14, arguing with a MM about whether a whale is a fish. Finally, I said that Jp also brought a message, and she agreed that a whale is not a fish.
15, I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!
16, I have seen all the pornography in the world, and I naturally have WM in my heart.
17, looking at beautiful women in the street, looking up is appreciation, looking down is hooliganism.
18, pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human brain, it is not a pig, but a pig!
19, beauty can only be used to deceive men, and cleverness can be used to deceive the world.
20, since I became a bubble excrement, nobody dared to step on my head.
2 1, I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.
22. I will still look for you in my next life, because you are the stupidest except me.
23. Angels can fly because they despise themselves.
24. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? Give birth to this damn weather!
25. According to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome guy.
26. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!
27. I am not a casual person. I'm not just anyone.
28. Life is sometimes like being forced by eunuchs. Resistance is painful, but resistance is still painful!
29. A friend worked as a temporary worker in a government agency and was asked to write anti-corruption materials. She thought of her rich and powerful colleagues and wrote: anti-corruption, they are corrupt, and I am clean.
30. It is better to lie in bed and sleep while watching TV.
3 1, the real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place all your life, but to eat everywhere all your life.
32. Buy me 10 cigarettes, why don't you go to a nightclub?
33. Half the books in the world are written by fools for fools.
34. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years!
35. Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.
36. Men fantasize about me and I fantasize about heaven.
If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.
38. Reduce the number of boys behind each girl to six!
39. Pregnancy is just like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.
40. I can't find my tie again Didn't you find a rag yesterday?
4 1, for people who always like to talk about what they used to be, our boss said: You used to wear open-backed pants, do you still wear them now?
42. I won't bend over if there is a pie in the sky, because I won't even lose money if there is a pie in the sky.
Getting married on August 8, 2008 is a good idea.
44. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.
45. The species of animals are decreasing, but the species of people are increasing?
46. Fat got a girlfriend and broke up in less than a week. When a friend asked why, Pang said: She said she felt tired after seeing me for a long time.
47. Give me a fulcrum and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.
48. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men.
49. Don't come to me for nothing and don't come to me for everything!
50, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.
5 1. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander everywhere.
52. Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!
If pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Ride a pig to heaven.
54. serve for days, but not for people. If it is arranged by heaven, I will bear it. If someone steps on it, I'll hit it.
55. Once in a while, you will feel that it is great to live in silence, but it is miserable to live in silence.
56. kiss a person's ass to a limited extent.
57, touts Kong Yiji's housekeeper Xianglinsao's bodyguard Ah Q followed me.
You should understand that the script of your life is not a sequel to your parents, a prequel to your children, or a foreign story of your friends.
59. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!
60. Pay more attention to Huasheng Forum and share more classic inventory.
6 1. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!
62. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !
63. I love you! What do you care?
There is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women on the campus of Beihou University will live forever.
65. You also made me kneel on the washboard. I can't stand the electric heating!
66. In Egypt, a man can have four wives, which is very tiring. China is better.
67. It is normal to eat the metal wire for washing the pot for breakfast, which just shows that our logistics comes in strict accordance with the order of washing the pot first and then cooking.
68. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.
69. Don't hang yourself from a tree. Try to die several times in a few trees-if you die, you are completely dead!
70. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Give him two more Chinese before resigning and kill him.
7 1, when the hardware can also copy!
72. I am a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, water and electricity, bought instant noodles with oily rice, touched my pocket, and felt that I was a white-collar worker again this month.
73. In order to cooperate with the successful completion of China's family planning work this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.
Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.
75. What can I do to kill your lover?
76. If I become an emperor, I will make you a prince!
77. When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love was.
78. If the answer was a virtue, I would have become a saint.
79. Live the blues spirit of hip-hop like erhu.
80. Grandpa is handed down from his grandson.
8 1, can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? ! So be realistic.
82. As long as the sunrise occurs before sunset, as long as the class arrives before class.
83, vulnerabilities and patches Qi Fei, blue screen * * * crash color!
84. Animals are still a little pathetic, but I don't, so I'm not an animal.
85. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.
As an awesome person like me, when I want someone to appreciate me, I will look in the mirror.
87. I once had a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to soar in the sky, but put them in a pot to stew soup.
88. Life can't be like cooking. You can't cook until all the materials are ready.
89. What is the worst job? Is to do something he doesn't like. What is worse than the worst? I want to work all my life!
90. I really want to control your grandfather's crying myself: Dad!
9 1, when arguing, the difference between men and women is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.
92. Never seen such a disgusting school set the mid-term exam on May 8th!
93. Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy.
94. There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.
95. Friends around you, become famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.
96. If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!
Time is the best teacher, but it's a pity that he finally killed all the students.
98, exercise muscles to prevent being beaten!
99. You are really creative and have the courage to live!
100, don't go to see netizens unless the country changes monogamy.
10 1, no money, no power, no longer good for you, can you follow me?
102, don't blame the dog for looking like a steamed stuffed bun!
103, I definitely didn't feel a catty of white wine, because I drank half a catty and died.
104. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.
105, you can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!
106, people always make mistakes, otherwise the right path is crowded.
107, Beijing University of Science and Technology cheated me for four years, so I plan to cheat the society with the knowledge of Beijing University of Science and Technology for life!
108, the biggest sorrow in life is not that you can't get anything, nor lose anything, but that you don't know what you want at all.
109, a temporary impulse, a crisis for future generations!
1 10, some people are destined to wait for others, and some people are destined to be waited for.
1 1 1. I am an animal when I take off my clothes, and I am the devil wears Prada when I put on my clothes!
1 12, if Shuai Neng eats, then I will feed1300 million people in Shuai Neng.
1 13, the bank said when charging: this is in line with international practice! When serving, he said: Consider the national conditions of China!
1 14, when a wise man is at his wit's end, the method that a fool comes up with must be the most useful!
1 15, don't always tell me the story of 2B society as a common people! Why can't Baidu search you again? No matter how tough you are, you can't hold your urine, can you?
1 16, get the title of big milk and enjoy the treatment of second wife!
1 17, reading newspapers in the toilet is equivalent to wiping your ass after defecation, which is a process, otherwise it is not called completion.
1 18, rising in the east and falling in the west, the tutor is ruthless.
1 19, when you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock.
120, not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs!
12 1. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way. Let them take a taxi to find it.
122, in bed, practice is the only criterion to test kung fu.
123, drinking Besunyen slimming tea, I lost my chest.
124, do you want a discount? Say my name and I promise to break your bones!
Teacher motto inspirational motto inspirational motto
1, I gave my child a green leaf, but I didn't expect to harvest the whole spring.
2. When there is no storm, a loyal wife. (Li Zhan)
3. Limited ability and unlimited efforts; Life is limited and dedication is infinite.
4. Future talents are in education, and the cause of education lies in good teachers.
5. Ignite wisdom with common sense and nourish childlike innocence with love.
6. The dignity of teachers is based on their sense of responsibility.
7. Use talent to open children's wisdom, influence children's emotions with personality, and care for children's hearts with love.
8. Several inequalities of teachers: famous, competent, popular, prestigious, a little capable, old and experienced.
9. Personality is the noblest happiness of the son of the earth.
10, teaching conscientiously and educating people in a down-to-earth manner.
1 1, effort is a kind of happiness, and responsibility is a kind of glory.
12. Happy teachers teach people to enjoy learning: loving teachers teach people to love learning; A diligent teacher teaches people to learn skillfully.
13, if you dare not do something wrong, you may miss a person's life.
14. A good class should give students an expectation before class, a satisfaction during class and a nostalgia after class.
15, the teacher's job is to stimulate students' infinite curiosity about life.
16, motto: consciousness is the foundation of successful education.
17, the secret of successful education lies in respecting students.
18, from wide to small. (Liang Jian)
19, with tolerance, you will gain a lifetime smile.
20, self-honesty, that is, sex; Self-knowledge and sincerity are called teaching.
2 1, let love ignite hope and illuminate the future with your heart.
22. Be tolerant of loneliness, contribute silently, and be diligent in keeping poor.
23. Sow "seeds of love" in every student's heart with great sincerity and diligence. The harvest will be a colorful world.
24, self-improvement, morality. (Jia Dongjiang)
25. Write your own development history with your children.
26. Teaching and educating people has boundless merits. (Liu Jinfeng)
27. Students are ships, strictness is the rudder, and tolerance is the vast ocean.
28. Motto: Sow hope and reap tomorrow!
29. Sincere heart and profound knowledge. Noble personality, these are the three elements of becoming a great teacher.
30. I don't know how far it is without going forward. (tension)
3 1, habit determines character, and character dominates fate.
32. Good teacher-student relationship is the primary productive force. (Pang Zhaoqing)
Motto: Do not seek Wen Da, but seek peace of mind.
34. Smiling not only makes you feel happy, but also makes others feel comfortable. (Huang Kezhen)
35. Be upright; Be a down-to-earth person at work. (Vivi)
It takes courage to look up and down. Bending at the right time is the great wisdom of life. (Zhang ruoqing)
Motto: Broad spirit, active imagination and diligent mind are geniuses.
38. Encourage students by setting an example.
39. Love is the best education, and the best ways to express love are joy, encouragement and appreciation.
40. A love in memory, a smile outside.
4 1, teachers' words and deeds are role models for students, and students' knowledge progress is the source of teachers' unremitting efforts.
42. Create a suitable teaching model for students, instead of "imitating" students. (He Xiuqin)
43. Education is reflected in details, and details highlight quality.
44. The teacher's smile is a meter of sunshine in the students' hearts. With love, education can be effective.
45. preach with the virtue of red candle, consult with the gardener, and solve doubts with kindness.
46. If you are sincere, the stone will open. (Zheng Li)
47. Concerned about politics and linking education with national destiny; Care for students and combine youth with the future of the motherland.
48, static to cultivate one's morality, frugal to cultivate one's morality. (Wu Tong)
49. Look at yourself in educating people, pursue Excellence in the ordinary, rejuvenate in the fleeting time, and gain happiness in dedication.
50. The style of red candle lies in realizing its value in burning, and the moral of spring silkworm lies in transcending the realm of rebirth when it comes out of the bath.
5 1, high standards, strict requirements, make every effort to create brilliance.
52. Be modest and practical.
53. A teacher is water. Water can carry a boat and overturn it. (Yang) According to
54. Work happily and live a healthy life. (Yu Zhenying)
Motto: Sow a seed and create a green sky.
56. Smart people not only find opportunities, but also create them.
57. Pay attention to every student and shape every heart with love.
58. The rules that students are required to follow should be observed by hands.
59. Win your mind with your heart and shape your personality with your personality.
Motto: Never give up, never be discouraged, every student is the best seed!
6 1, advocating dedication and pursuing Excellence.
Motto: Better get drunk with others than wake up alone.
63. Education is nothing more than the heart.
64. Be open and diligent in teaching.
65. Respect for morality, reading, erudition, thinking, self-improvement and talent. (Little Li Hong)
66. I want to listen to students' voices attentively, reconcile their feelings with humor and ignite their self-confidence with encouragement.
67. Work hard and live happily. (Du Hong)
68. The nature of foreign teachers lies in the heart. (Li Jia)
69, Tian Xingjian, the gentleman is constantly striving for self-improvement. The capacity of the earth is limited, so a gentleman must constantly cultivate his own virtue to undertake the world. (high) according to
70. Be careful in everything you do. (Zhang Na)
7 1, self-confidence is the premise of success, and hard work is the catalyst of success. (Han Ailing)
72, is a smiling angel, children accept you; It is a sincere bosom friend, and the child calls you; It is the embodiment of spring rain, nourishing the seedlings to grow sturdily.
73. Devote oneself to teaching is only a professional title, and devote oneself to cultivating talents is excellent.
74. Use "love" as the golden key to open the door of deaf children's hearts, so that deaf students can have a complete heart.
75. Do the right thing, do the right thing, do the right thing right. (Wang Xin)
76, based on the teaching profession, proud of dedication.
77. I would like to spin silk for spring silkworms, and I would like a red candle to shine on the world.
78. Work happily and live a healthy life. (Li Zhongmin)
79. Write down your daily life sincerely.
80. Remember people's kindness, develop people's strengths, measure people's difficulties and help people. Ten years of trees, a hundred years of education.
8 1. Motto: Start from scratch and persevere.
82. Treat people sincerely, be helpful, be fair and live a happy life.
83. Learn in shine on you, with a clear mind. (Fan Yingru)
84. No matter how difficult it is to teach, there will be spirituality, and no matter how high the knowledge is, there will be no virtue.
85. Motto: No sadness, no decadence, and my education never lacks positive energy!
86, down-to-earth work, aboveboard life. (Li Aihua)
87. Listen to your heart, learn to smile and be kind to students.
88. Education is art, poetry and philosophy. It is the exchange of ideas and the collision of hearts.
Motto: Use it to make people shine.
90. Motto: be precise, diligent, respectful, tight and quiet.
9 1, love in the heart, dedication to education.
92. Open yourself, be curious and embrace the world. (Zhang Yanfen)
93. Teachers are role models everywhere.
94. Passion cultivates peaches and plums, cultivates self-cultivation and shapes image.
95. You gave me a tender seedling, and I gave you a healthy young tree.
96. There is no sea without water, and no teacher without virtue.
97. Treat every student with appreciation.
98. Take a good class with your whole life's energy to enlighten the mind of a generation.
99. Be honest and do things in a down-to-earth manner. (Zheng)
100, it is very important to respect your feelings if you want to achieve the greatest success in a job.
Motto of postgraduate entrance examination
Motto of postgraduate entrance examination
1, a person has the impulse to fly high and never wants to climb on the ground!
If you like, you can!
3, the sun is always after the storm, please believe that there is a rainbow!
The road is long, Xiu Yuan Xi, Xiu Yuan Xi, I will search up and down!
The real failure is not to struggle.
6, the whole! Go to hell! Be sure to look like a person!
7. My spring will definitely come!
8, the postgraduate course, bitter, has been owned all my life, enough!
I don't regret my choice, but I must learn to give up everything first.
10, don't judge your success or failure by what you have done, but by what you will do.
1 1, there is no one to rely on, and you have to rely on yourself to survive.
12, why not take the exam? I didn't fail the exam.
13, I don't care what you did in the past, only what you do now!
14, one's deceased father grind is not infernal affairs, the subway is in spring!
15, if you want to get ahead, you must first walk into loneliness.
16, failure does not belong to me, I have nothing now, I only have the ability to persevere.
17, I don't think about whether I can succeed or not. Since I chose the distance, I only care about hardships; I don't want to think about whether there will be cold wind and rain behind me. Since the goal is the horizon, all I can leave to the world is the back!
18, I didn't say you can do it! I think you should be a graduate student, no problem, you can do it!
19, Heaven rewards diligence!
20. Change your life and find yourself.
2 1, human beings are great because they have dreams, and action is the beginning of dreams.
22. Do you believe in God? I believe I am God!
23. Success needs no reason, and failure needs no excuse!
24. The road ahead is a dead end, the hope is at the corner, the dream is in the heart, and the road is at the foot.
25. When the snail climbs up step by step, I will have my tomorrow.
26. He who laughs last is a hero.
27. Friend: Just waiting for your treat.
28. Parents: Yes.
29. ego: big birds can't be caged. It always flies to the sky.
30. Failure is like rape. If you don't resist him, there will be another time!
3 1. There are several steps to run in life, especially when you are young.
I saw hesitation in my dream yesterday. It is not easy to realize my ideal. Even if I have confidence, my fighting spirit is restrained!
33. Who can decide whether I will stay or not and decide the universe in my heart? I just want to rely on my hands and wave with my ideals.
34. I thought about success, I thought about failure, but I never thought about giving up.
35, content with the status quo is not my character, mediocrity is not my goal!
36. If you are injured n times, you must work hard with the power of n (N+).
37. Fate is like a palm print. Although twists and turns, but always in their own hands.
38. Without that, men should strive for self-improvement.
39. Overcome yourself in the process and others in the result.
40. Where there is a will, there is a way, and cross the rubicon. Hard-working people, everything comes to him who waits, more than 3000 armor can swallow Wu.
Nothing can be achieved without the dream of hard work.
42. Let yourself touch yourself once, let yourself appreciate yourself once, and let yourself admire yourself once!
43. Seek hope from despair and stop being a doll of fate. From now on, fate is in my hands.
44. If you suffer, what should you do if you lose more? If you have the ability, you will come even harder and see who is afraid of who!
45. If it doesn't break out in the herd, it will be trampled to death in the herd!
46. Xiongguan Road is as iron as iron, and now it is another step from the beginning.
47, purgatory, go to hell if you don't go to heaven!
48. It's really right to be admitted to graduate school.
49. I will never surrender and I will never give up!
50. How bold people are and how productive the land is!
5 1, take the GG test, and I'll marry you if I get into MM.
52. If every landing is for a better take-off, then the take-off after each landing should fly higher and farther!
53. Choosing one's postgraduate entrance examination means choosing loneliness.
54. I am the master of my life!
Everyone has his day! Try it! Try it! Try again!
56. The last subway, don't be late again this time!
57. Give up for just one second and stick to it for a lifetime!
58. I thought so, so did I!
59, seeking personnel, becoming a destiny!
Your father is not Mao Zedong and your mother is not Jiang Qing, so you can go your own way. Postgraduate entrance examination is an added weight for future employment.
6 1, as long as there is hope of 1%, it is necessary to pay 100% effort.
62, bold and beautiful, first seize the beauty!
63. A person who has the impulse to fly high will never be willing to climb on the ground!
64. Many people failed even before they started, because they didn't ask for what they wanted! ! ! Have whatever you want!
65, postgraduate entrance examination, bitter, but tomorrow will be happier than today!
66. Start now! Accumulate bit by bit! Wait, wait, wait, wait!
67. Remember: Do my best and have no regrets!
68. I didn't try my best, but I tried my best.
69. It is hypocritical to give up after a battle, frivolous to be detached without being tempered by disaster, and cowardly to escape from reality.
70. Miracles are forged through hard work, and hands hold hands successfully in sweat.
7 1. Try to live once and breathe for yourself once.
72. If it belongs to me, it will definitely come to me!
73. A person can be disappointed, but never despair!
74. If you want to get ahead, you must first walk into loneliness. (inspirational quotations)
Boss motto
Boss motto
1, be sincere and do things with your heart.
2, the spirit of four thousand words, hardships, one thousand ways, Qian Shan.
3, enterprise spirit: not intoxicated with the success after the struggle, pay more attention to the struggle after the success.
4, honesty, boat * * * economy!
5, self-improvement, pragmatic innovation, steady operation, the pursuit of sustainability.
6. The added value of investment talents is greater than that of investment equipment. The survival and development of enterprises ultimately depend on the quality and sales volume of products.
7. Excellence comes from responsibility, which covers management and produces synergy repeatedly.
8. Shumengheng brand will add color to your life.
9. Dedication and professionalism have created a career, and sincerely contributed a piece of love.
10, dedicated and pragmatic, refined and innovative.
1 1. Employees are not wage earners, but Xingyi family.
12, people-oriented, sincere career, continuous improvement, and create quality products.
13, creating value for customers and respecting individual management.
14, operate with integrity, do things pragmatically, and be a down-to-earth person.
15, people are in Huatong, their hearts are in Huatong, their dedication is in Huatong, and their interests are in Huatong.
16. Love Hong Kong, be dedicated, work hard and pursue Excellence.
17, Mogao worships heaven and is a lover.
18. Be honest and open.
19, learning to make progress is an effective rule to be bigger. So don't let yourself sleep in the existing hotbed of success.
20, quality-oriented, customer first, enterprise quality, create a brand in Wen Kui.
2 1. Entrepreneurial innovation, self-transcendence, and strive to build a big bank.
22, the geometry of life, there are many hardships in the past, but also many difficulties. The important thing is to persist, set goals and achieve success.
23. Quality creates product reputation and expands the market.
24. Integrity and efficiency, service tenet, unity and forge ahead, and strive for benefits.
25. Do professional things with professional heart.
26, heaven rewards diligence, and the industry is good at diligence.
27. Integrity and dedication, compliance and efficiency, integration and innovation.
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