2, sleepy in spring, weak in summer, just sleeping in winter.
I don't want to study for 30 days a month.
4. What about mistakes? Yeah, so what? That's it for me!
The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.
6, everyone is drunk and I wake up alone, the whole world is turbid and I wake up alone!
7. I always indulge myself, but I always don't follow my heart.
8. Don't cry at my grave, it will stain my path of reincarnation.
9. Chopin of Niu B can't play the sadness of Lao Zi!
10, a woman without talent is a virtue, and I must be too wicked.
1 1. The lofty aspirations before discovery are now jokes.
12, I never hold a grudge, but I usually report it on the spot.
13, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me?
14, smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.
There are so many life guides in the world, but I am in The Journey to the West.
16, our biggest rival in love is not a third party, but time.
17, inner desolation and despair, even time can't erase it.
18, the one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.
19. Forget that there was a time in your future.
20, only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!
2 1, after studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better!
22. Forgive my coldness. Facing the world, I have no choice.
Since I became shit, no one dared to step on my head again.
24. Time is an impartial monitor, monitoring all sentient beings.
25. As a god, I shine at this beautiful moment. Don't disturb mortals.
26, people can't take money into the grave, but money can bring people in.
27. In front of that winner, I will always be a loser.
28. It's no use being handsome. Can I swipe my card with that face after spending?
29. They called me BT and asked me to do CT. I am ET.
30. People I like don't like me, and people I don't like don't like me even more.
3 1, I'm really sorry that you don't care, sorry for yourself.
32. That ridiculous expectation, the radian of the corners of the mouth is really sad and self-deprecating.
Even if the whole city falls tomorrow, let me love it until the last second.
It's not that I can't live without you, but that I will be swallowed up by my thoughts.
How dare you lie to me. How dare I not believe you?
36. The hero is sad about the beauty pass. I am not a hero. The beauty let me pass.
37. Even if love makes me fall again, scars should be a kind of pride.
38. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.
39. I love love, and I am in my heart. I am so corrupt.
40. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.
4 1, the problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.
42. It doesn't matter if you don't want it. If you get it, you lose it. If someone goes, someone will come.
43. If you choose to look up at others, don't blame others for looking down on you at 135.
44. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?
45. The pain that can be said is not pain, and the grievances that can be said are not grievances.
46. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.
47. Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If your life is gone, what can you play?
48. It's really hard for you to be ugly. You run out in the morning to scare people, and at night to scare ghosts.
49. People can't hang themselves from a tree, but try to die several times in a nearby tree.
50. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to make you end it.
5 1, it's almost there. If it's really over, I hope to be with you at the last second.
You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't give yourself happiness.
53. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.
54. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out
55. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.
56, some people, some feelings, missed once, maybe this life will be wrong.
57. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will hurt without me.
58. My father commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.
59. The greatest advantage of getting old is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.
Time is the best teacher, but it's a pity that he finally killed all the students.
6 1, I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.
62. I will die in the future. Donate QQ to Project Hope. Let the children use QQ with the sun as soon as they come up.
63. Now I'm the only one of the two. If memory is an expression, I will treat you as a secret.
64. It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault that you ran out to scare people.
65, the man was dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.
66. When people face happiness, they will suddenly become timid. It takes more courage to grasp happiness than to endure pain.
67. We have good facial features, but the only fly in the ointment is our mouth and face (wrinkles) and our mouth and face (acne).
68. In a sense, the runner-up is a loser, and I can't even talk about a loser. Oh, what a pity!
69. If you are unlucky, what can you expect? Lying in bed, I dare not turn over, but I still touched my head.
70. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.
7 1, even if it is a piece of shit, I will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.
72. I don't want to hear what you said, and I don't understand it. If I knew, I wouldn't do it. If I do, I will make mistakes, so I skip class every day.
73. Smoking a cigarette will shorten life span by 5 seconds, while smiling will prolong life span 10 seconds, so every time I smoke, I will smile and earn back 5 seconds for my life.
Fat man's self-deprecating words
1, the longer I grow, the happier I am. 2, I am not fat, it is swelling caused by allergies to life!
3. Students invited to jump rope between the corridors, and their stomachs were too protruding. When you jump up, your stomach hits your knees, and when you land, your stomach hits your face again.
I just lost weight.
When a fat man meets another fat man, the saddest thing is: Where did you buy this dress and it fits you so well?
6, according to the principle of thermal expansion and contraction, I call this hot!
7. I'm just pretending to be fat.
8. This person, like me, was so fat that he sat on the ground and played a few times before stopping. The point is that he hasn't felt the pain yet.
9. My pants have lost weight again.
10, light weight, fat accumulation in the buttocks. On that day, two cousins fought. Just as I bent down to give Anfu's big cousin a chair, my little cousin attacked me and kicked my ass. As a result, they bounced back to their seats Suddenly, they all laughed their noses and tears.
1 1. Fat people can't beat others, but they can't run away. Naturally, they have a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.
A self-deprecating remark
1. Half-life depression has become an old man, and self-study whistling in the evening breeze. The pearls at the bottom of the pen have nowhere to sell, but they are thrown into wild vines.
Don't cry at my grave, it will dirty my path of reincarnation.
3. Smoking a cigarette shortens life span by 5 seconds, and smiling will prolong life span 10 seconds, so every time I smoke, I will smile and earn back 5 seconds for my life.
The physical education teacher in junior high school said: whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.
There are more than 1000 traditional cross talks. After our efforts, there are still 400 yuan left.
6. Spring is sleepy, summer is weak and autumn is weak, just sleeping in winter.
7. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.
From now on, I am no longer greedy, but I just love to eat.
9. In a sense, the runner-up is a loser, and I can't even talk about a loser. Oh, what a pity!
10. What if it's wrong? Yeah, so what? That's it for me!
1 1. He who has wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.
12. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to make you end it.
13. When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I followed suit and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education.
14. When the sky is still so blue and the clouds are still so clear, you shouldn't cry, because my leaving doesn't take away your world.
15. Hiding in the small building has become its own unity. Who cares what you like to write? The outside world is very cold, let it go, rain, snow, wind and frost have nothing to do with me!
16. Discovering the lofty aspirations of the past is now a joke.
17. Thanks to my eyes, no matter how small or narrow, I can see, sunrise and sunset, bloom flowers fall.
18. What about loneliness? I'll take it!
19. If you are unlucky, what can you expect? Lying in bed, I dare not turn over, but I still touched my head.
20. After my counseling, I inspired how many people on the verge of suicide tried to kill people.
2 1. What kind of environmental pressure forced our distant ancestors to stand up?
22. Even if love makes me fall down again, scars should be a kind of pride.
23. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.
24. In the process of practicing dance, every experience is unforgettable, intertwined with blood and tears.
25. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.
26. Men are dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.
27. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.
28. You really can't live without me. When you are bored, all you need is an entertainment toy.
29. I'm really sorry that you don't care, and I feel sorry for myself.
How dare you lie to me. How can I not believe you?
3 1. Look at your children. He is really sorry for his head, his head is sorry for his face, his face is sorry for his neck, and his neck is sorry for his body. You are a freak!
32. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.
33. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!
34. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!
35. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.
36. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.
37. It's Valentine's Day, and I'm so sad. I can't find a lover, and no one wants roses. But there are beautiful girls. Have mercy. Let me take a dip, tell me my house number, roses and hugs, and send them right away.
38. If my face is a half-breed, at most it is a half-breed of Vietnam helping Cambodia.
39. The most useless thing in the world-paycheck, looks angry and wipes his ass too carefully.
40. There are four kinds of income: hard work is not allowed, more work is less, less work is more, and no work is crazy. Fortunately, I am the second kind!
4 1. Who says being single is not good? Love is precious, and the free price is higher. If you die single, you can throw them both away.
42. The sun shines on the earth! Welcome to the theater! If you want to ask me who I am, my nickname is Little Gong Li!
43. Why do you want to be invisible? Because in that case, at least I can think that you won't send it to me because I'm not here.
44. Be happy for the sake of happiness and sad for the sake of sadness.
45. Don't count the stars after work every day, but sometimes you can watch the sunrise.
46. Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good!
47. I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned.
48. Fantasize that you are a mysterious figure who saves the world but hides merits and fame. I fantasize about all pink Mary Sue. I fantasized a lot, but it was just a fantasy. In reality, I'm not even fucking a woman.
49. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out
50. I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night and hanged myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.
5 1. I lose weight every day except during meals, and you still say that I have no perseverance?
52. What we are pursuing, for a long time, is like a joke to amuse ourselves.
53. I am a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, utilities, bought instant noodles with oily rice, felt in my pocket, and lamented that I was a white-collar worker again this month.
54. I am a professor who does not sit on the stage. I always leave after class.
55. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?
56. What I have done is so insignificant. But what I do is very important.
57. I always indulge myself, but I always don't follow my heart.
58. I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God, and mortals don't bother me.
59. I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.
60. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !
6 1. Beowulf sold his life and fought to the death to defend it. Scholars sell arguments and ruin the name of Confucius in the summer. Local tyrants sell people and flatter corrupt officials. There is nothing in my family except the old saying.
62. Faith is meaningful only when it is trampled.
63. Forgive my indifference. I have no choice but to face the world. .....
64. The moon sets in the western hills, sighing at midnight, and it is difficult to wait for a ticket. Don't laugh when you drink too much on the construction site, save money and earn money. Fu Shuai doesn't know how to cry, so it's easy to throw away the money. Why do you need to return home at the beginning of the year when you are homesick? Who doesn't like the warmth of country wine and just wants to return home next year?
65. In my opinion, those exaggerated plots are not used to make people believe, and their only purpose is to add some illusions to the bleak reality.
It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault to go out and scare people.
67. It's really hard for you to be ugly. You run out in the morning to scare people, and at night to scare ghosts.
68. It's no use being handsome. Can I swipe my card with that face after spending?
69. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.
70. Nothing is easy nowadays. I try to be the best dancer among the hosts and the best host among the dancers.
7 1. In the past, everyone always called me poor diaosi, short and poor, short, fat and ugly. Today, I know that I can have a more appropriate name-dohihara!
72. If you are destined to depend on others, choose an ideal environment.
73. Earn other people's money and go to hell with poverty.
About self-mockery, talk about self-deprecating sentences, and talk about mood.
1. How many windows and hotels do you have to walk through before you feel wronged?
2. Once upon a time, we smiled together. Nowadays, we are strangers to each other.
Grey Wolf said: I can't wronged my wife anyway.
4. Is there such a person? Will pull me in my arms to comfort me when I am wronged.
I feel so wronged and desperate that I want to cry, but I still smile brightly.
6, good night, personality babies, don't wronged their smiling eyes, remember to go to bed early.
7. I have a bad temper. When I am angry with someone who no longer feels wronged but has nothing to say, then your bottom line for me is almost exhausted.
8. I put away my grievances, sadness, jealousy and sadness so that you can't see them.
Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?
10, wronged like a dog, I won't lose my pride and bow to anyone.
1 1, how many grievances does the sentence "Are you busy" contain? ! How sad it is to wait for you in a word! Forget it, how much sadness is contained in it!
12, I am single, I am proud, I am a condom of my motherland.
13, you are a man who can make women pregnant, a good man who can make women not wronged, a successful man who can make women live a stable life, and you can make women old.
14, the man who loves you the most, the man who is reluctant to let you suffer a little injustice, is old. ...
15, behind the strong, many grievances and tears.
16, treat the bitch more severely. Why should I wronged myself to give the dog a face-hope?
17, the problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.
18, envious of children being bullied, crying and laughing after hearing a few good words, but when they grow up, they are completely wronged and forced to smile and get comfort.
19, the grievances that can be said are not grievances.
I feel wronged when I cry, but I have gradually learned my inner strength. No one can hurt me if I don't want to.
2 1, I feel like crying in pain. At that moment, I realized how many grievances I had superimposed from beginning to end.
22. I wish you all the sadness, despair, grievances and tears.
23, why make yourself so embarrassed, in the final analysis, it is not your own grievances. ...
Do you want to lose weight? Is it wrong for your parents to raise you so big and make you fat? Why do you have to let yourself be wronged for one person?
25. Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up.
I miss him very much, but I insist that I don't. Clearly wronged but laugh it off. It hurts, but I insist on gritting my teeth. I wanted to talk to him, but said it was boring. Mingmingkun
I will never explain anything to myself again, and I will never be wronged again.
28, don't say sorry, don't want to embarrass you, don't talk to me about feelings.
29. I can't bear to be wronged by my mother.
Because I love you, I bury all my grievances in my heart.