Funny Quotations 1 ▲ Adapted from The Analects of Confucius said: "It's not bad to surf the Internet if you have it." ? Isn't it a pleasure to have letters coming from afar? People don't talk and don't care, aren't they gentlemen? "
▲ Confucius said: "You can learn new things by chatting, and you can be a shrimp."
▲ Confucius said: "It is useless to talk online, and it is dangerous not to talk down."
▲ Confucius said: "Speed is more important than life and time is more important than money."
▲ Zi Gong asked: "Why is prawn called' shrimp'?" Confucius said, "You surf the Internet quickly and well, and you don't care about the internet fee. It's called' shrimp'. "
▲ Yuan Gong asked: "Is the disciple a good net?" Confucius said, "Those who have Yan Hui are eager to learn, and they don't talk or pour. Unfortunately, I died short-lived, my homework was too heavy, and most of my exams were high. "
▲ Yuan Gong asked: "Is the disciple a good net?" Confucius said, "He who has Yan Hui has a good net. They don't eat or sleep at night. Unfortunately, the good times are not long, the speed is too slow, and the Internet access fee is expensive. "
▲ Confucius said: "Hownet is not as good as good net, and good net is not as good as music net."
▲ Confucius said: "I am silent, I am not tired of chatting, I am not tired of typing, and the internet fee is for me?"
▲ Zi is in Qi Wenshao, and I don't know the taste of meat in March. He said, "I surf the Internet every day."
▲ Confucius said: "Add me a few dollars and you can register online and upgrade for free."
▲ Confucius said: "I am not born to know the Internet, and I am good at chatting and seeking OICQ."
▲ Confucius said: "Three people must have prawns online; Choose good and learn, but not good and black. "
▲ Confucius said: "Surfing is magnanimous and money is long."
▲ Zi Zaichuan said: "The deceased is like a net fee, not giving up day and night."
▲ Confucius said: "I have never seen a good net, and my lover is not bad."
▲ Confucius said: "The three armed forces can win the handsome, but the net worm can't win the speed."
▲ Confucius said: "If people are not online, they will be close."
▲ Confucius said: "Shrimp is not proud, it is called shrimp."
▲ Confucius said: "I try not to eat for a day, stay up all night and use the net; Not fast, not as good as the following. "
▲ Confucius said: "The Tao is different, so we don't interact."
The Analects of Confucius adapted `Funny Quotations 2 1', and Confucius said, "It's better to learn than to learn, isn't it? Is it not delightful to have friends coming from distant quarters? Ignorance and dissatisfaction are not gentlemen? " ("learning")
2. Zeng Zitao said, "I will save myself three times a day: I am unfaithful to others." Don't believe in making friends? Can't you learn? "(Learning)
3. Confucius said, "Reviewing the past and learning the new can be a teacher." (Politics)
4. Confucius said, "Learning without thinking is useless, and thinking without learning is dangerous." (Politics)
5. Confucius said, "You know! Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, but knowing. " (Politics)
6. Confucius said: "Seeing the sage Si Qi is not introspective." ("Li Ren")
7. Confucius said, "In a threesome, there must be a teacher. Choose good and follow it, but change it if it is not good. " ("Shu Er")
8. Zeng Zitao said: "Scholars have a long way to go to strive for self-improvement. Isn't it important to think that benevolence is your responsibility? Isn't it far after death? " ("Taber")
9. Confucius said, "Cold tells the decline of pine and cypress." (Zi Han)
10, Zi Gong asked: "Who has a word that can go all his life?" Confucius said, "I forgive you! Don't do to others what you don't want. " (Wei Linggong)
Funny quotations from the Analects of Confucius 3 1. It is better to see the bad than the good.
When you meet an excellent person, you are afraid that it is too late to learn from him. Seeing a good thing, I'm afraid it's too late to do it. Seeing evil people doing bad things is like touching hot water. You should leave at once and stay away.
If you bow to others and blame them, it is far from complaining.
Those who work hard and take the main responsibility for mistakes are "doing their best", forgiving others more and "lightly blaming others". In this case, they won't resent each other.
3. A gentleman's adult beauty is not an adult's evil. The villain is the opposite.
A gentleman always starts from the good or beneficial wishes of others, and wholeheartedly urges others to realize their good wishes and just demands, instead of looking at the world coldly. Or fear that the world will not be chaotic and will not add fuel to the fire when others fail, make mistakes or suffer. The villain is always "the evil of adults, not the beauty of adults."
4. See Si Qi Yan, see Si Qi introspection.
When you see someone who has an advantage over yourself in some respect, you should consult modestly, study hard, try to catch up with him and reach the same level as him. When you see that a person has some shortcomings or deficiencies, you should reflect calmly and see if you also have his shortcomings or deficiencies.
5. Don't do to others what you don't want them to do to you.
Don't impose what you don't want (pain, disaster, disaster) on others.
6. Do your duty and don't give in to your teacher.
Don't hesitate to do good things, even if the teacher is around, you should rush to do it. Later, it developed into the idiom "due diligence".
7. A gentleman talks but doesn't do it.
A gentleman can't talk big, but he is agile and dexterous.
8. Keep your word and do what you want.
Translation: words must be done; Once you have determined what you want to do, you should do it resolutely and boldly.
9. A gentleman seeks for himself, while a villain seeks for others.
A gentleman always blames himself, finding faults and problems from himself. Villains often look at others to find their own shortcomings and deficiencies.
10. an upright man is open and poised while a petty man is anxious and worried.
The gentleman is open-minded, honest and clean, and looks very comfortable and stable. The villain has too many inner desires and a heavy psychological burden, so he is often anxious, and his appearance and movements are also uneasy. He is often restless and emotionally unstable.
1 1. Don't complain about the sky and don't be rude to others.
When encountering setbacks and failures, never make excuses objectively and never put the blame on others. Later, it developed into the idiom "complaining about others".
12. Don't be angry.
Don't take it out on others when you make a mistake, and don't make it again.
13. If you can't bear it, make a great plan.
What you shouldn't do, even if you really want to do it, is called "forbearance". If you can't bear small things and have no patience, it will affect the overall situation and ruin major events.
14. The villain's mistakes must be written.
A villain must cover up his mistakes.
15. If you don't change it, it will be too much.
If you make a mistake and don't correct it, that's the real mistake.
16. A gentleman's business is based on morality.
A gentleman devotes himself to the root, takes root, and "Tao" comes into being naturally.
17. A gentleman is ashamed of his words, but he does not stop.
A gentleman thinks it is shameful to talk more and do less.
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Everything you do should be thought over before you do it.
19. Learning without thinking is useless, and thinking without learning is dangerous.
Learning without thinking is useless, dreaming without learning is dangerous and nothing is gained.
20. Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, and knowing is also.
Knowing is knowing. Say you don't know if you don't know, and don't cheat. This is a wise act.