Humorous sentences that amuse oneself.

Humorous sentences (78 selected sentences) 1. It's mine. Don't move. It's not mine. Help me put it there. I was so stupid on the other end of the phone. Give you a compass, lest you be spoiled by me. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko. As long as there is someone you want to see, you will no longer be lonely. 6. Look at your five senses, each with its own characteristics, and no one will obey anyone. 7. All shall be well that ends well for the rich, and the poor become house slaves. 8. Get out of here and keep getting out of here. 9. People who cheat you will talk more than people who love you! 10. Work hard, or you have nothing but beauty. 1 1. You are crazy and a little stupid; Crazy to the end of the world 12. Violence can't solve the problem, but it can relieve anger. 13. There is no room, so you have no mother-in-law. 14. The difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear inside. 15. I am single now, please wish my friend to be single. 16. Find a way and go hand in hand until the end of time. 17. Too many shameless times, which is called excellent psychological quality. 18. I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well. 19. The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you. 20. The function of the alarm clock is to remind me to sleep in another position. 2 1. In today's society, it is more important to take a mobile phone than paper when going to the toilet! 22. Quarrel on QQ is not the accumulation of swearing, but the speed of typing. 23. ahhh! ! The three male gods among the heirs are all cancer! 24. For many people, a haircut is tantamount to disfigurement! 25. People who want to see this sentence are all handsome and beautiful girls, and their sons are as cute as kimi. 26. How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp? I'm still sleeping when the sun comes out, so I'll see you in the underworld. 28. He married a lonely partner and then had a child named Memory. 29. Go with my wife and listen to her. I am the father from now on. 30. I am fascinated by you. You must repay me. 3 1. I am too tired to bring a lucky netizen to carry everything for me. Don't move, it's not mine, so help me put it there. 33. Keep the secret of youth: lie about your age. 34. All's well that ends well for the rich, and the poor become house slaves. 35. Don't fall in love with me, because I am the Altman in outer space. 36. The difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear. In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line. 38. I have rounded up a lot recently, and I am cute and gained a ton. 39. Class time is like Fu Nan's battery, with one class longer than six. 40. The significance of getting up early lies in taking a nap. 4 1. Get out of here and keep getting out of here. 42. It's mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, help me put it there. 43. Do what you have to do. Good morning! 44. The world is bitter, but I am sweet. 45. Selling my brain at a high price has never been used for personal gain. 46. If life betrays me, I hope it is because of my weight. 47. Work hard, or you will have nothing but beauty. 48. I am single now. Please wish my friend a single life. 49. As soon as I reviewed, I found someone else's head, some were printers, some were tape recorders, some were digital cameras, and my head was a soymilk machine. 50. Don't talk about blue thin mushrooms in the future. That's what southerners say. Northerners should have their own personality. Turtle maggots miss oysters. 5 1. I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and was finally tied. It's not full, and I haven't slept well. 52. "What is friendship?" You have been mentally retarded for many years, but I never gave up. 53. Is there anyone like me who thinks he looks ok when looking in the mirror? He doesn't look like this when he takes pictures, and it's not bad to hear his own voice, but it's really hard to hear when he hears the voice. I don't believe I'm the only one. 54. What is love? It's just that two people are ugly like monkeys, and they are worried that the other person will be taken away, so they squat. 55. Primary schools consume pencils, middle schools consume notebooks, high schools consume brains, and universities consume traffic. 56. Success in recent years can be divided into three categories: login success, download success and payment success. 57. Enough is enough, just right. 58. Parents fool their children to call education, children fool their parents to call deception, and fool each other to call the generation gap. Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is also fake. It is really impossible to expect me to be an interesting and rich person. It is also possible to have money. 6 1. A bad-tempered person like me can only get used to it. 62. Nutrition experts say that people who eat less are not easy to get old. This is true: a friend of mine doesn't eat it every day, but now he will grow old all the time. 63. I will take you anywhere. After all, you live in my heart. 64. The early worm is eaten by the bird. I don't want to be eaten, so I don't want to get up. 65. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight? What are you waiting for? Wash and sleep ~ 66 I pretend to be cold after every exam, because when others are arguing about whether the answer is A or B, I can't figure out why I chose the same life as c.67 Some people obeyed themselves and lived the life they wanted. Some people are so busy pleasing the audience that they lose themselves. 68. Enjoy yourself and worry about yourself! Learn to live by yourself for the rest of your life. 69. If you care too much about other people's opinions, you will end up with two outcomes: self-exhaustion or letting others die. 70. I hope fireflies will only shine for you all my life ... 71. Boredom will take away everything, even the courage to commit suicide. 72. Looks are given by the previous generation, education is set by the previous generation, ideas are taught by the previous generation, and the environment is left by the previous generation. How dare you say that each generation is worse than the next? When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is right. 74. You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, and I listen so silly on the other end. 75. It was wonderful in ancient times. If you inherit too much pressure, you will become a demon, a demon and a god. In modern times, if you suffer too much, you will become insane. 76. bloom has become a sea of thoughts. If you don't come, I will be old. 77. If you gave birth to jade beam, if you gave birth to delicious food, if you gave birth to fat meat, if you gave birth to bangs, if you gave birth to me, why didn't you give birth to my partner? 78. It's really beautiful to watch the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion