Cao Cao's drunkenness and misunderstanding of poetry

If we look closely at the novels and TV plays about the official history and the romance of the Three Kingdoms, we will find an interesting phenomenon: at that time, people only drank tea, whether in the temple or at the city gate, whether they were civil servants or military commanders, whether they had food or not, whether they had anything to do, they had to make two cups. For example, before Zhang Fei's war horse caught up with him, Ma Chao was thirsty at the gate, and the old gods of Liu Bei and Zhang Fei were there, and two small dishes and a pot of wine were enjoyed by the two brothers. When Ma Chao surrendered, the first thing Liu Bei did was to invite him to drink on the rostrum. But he saw with his own eyes how Zhao Yun dismounted the two Shu generals who were chasing Ma Chao within a few minutes before the wine was hot, and Ma Chao's hand holding the glass could not help shaking. The three giants of the Three Kingdoms are all wine baskets. Both Cao Cao and Liu Bei forbade alcohol. Only Sun Quan would rather give up eating and drinking. Sun Quan didn't give up drinking because he didn't suffer from drinking, while Cao Cao and Sun Quan banned drinking because they had real pain, except wasting food. What I want to talk about today is that there were two drinking accidents in Cao Cao's camp. ? These two things can be summarized as "three drinks for a military commander and two tears for a master". It is naturally Cao Cao who cries. Zhang Fei gives up drinking and gets into trouble, Liu Bei is entitled to laugh at Cao Cao, and Zhuge Liang will entertain himself. The two men snickered: it's bad luck for a military commander to get drunk. Why is Cao always injured? Two drinking accidents in Cao Ying actually changed the history of the three countries. If it weren't for these two drinking accidents, Cao Pi wouldn't have usurped the Han Dynasty, and Cao Cao might not have lost the battle of Hanzhong, so Cao Cao should reflect: Am I too harsh on my subordinates? Why else would they be so greedy? First, let's talk about the first drinking accident in Cao Ying. In fact, the protagonist of this incident should be Cao Cao and Zhang Xiu's aunt, but the story between them is not detailed and cannot be broadcast in a film and television drama, so we have to write Dian Wei. It is said that in the second year of Jian 'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty, Cao Cao's Shuaijun forced Zhang Xiu to surrender, ate enough to keep warm, and took in Zhang Xiu's aunt. After having a cheap uncle out of thin air, Zhang Xiu couldn't wait to find a place to hide, but his strength was weak, but he could only submit to humiliation. If it weren't for Jia Xu, the drug Lord, who was still in the Zhang Xiu camp, Zhang Xiu was doomed to suffer this YaBaKui. ? There are always accidents. Jia Xu, a drug addict, discovered a loophole in Cao Cao's heavily guarded guard: Dian Wei, the captain of the guard who could eat and drink, was insatiable. This is really incredible for Cao Cao: knowing that Dian Wei has to eat several people at a time, why not find a cookhouse squad to let Dian Wei eat and drink enough to look after the house for you? Hungry and greedy, Dian Wei happily accepted Jia Xu's invitation, and it was a piece of cake to get Dian Wei drunk with Jia Xu's vicious tongue skills, so Dian Wei drank five fans and three roads, and was politely sent back by Jia Xu. But Jia Xu planted a nail in the crowd helping Dian Wei-Hu Cheer, a snitch who can carry 500 Jin and travel 700 Li a day. Hu Cheer stole the double halberd, and Dian Wei lost the snake as a beggar-it's boring to play. Jia Xu invited Dian Wei to drink, and Cao Cao was not idle. He invited his aunt Zou to drink. As for whether to drink quietly, Zhang Xiu knows, Cao Cao knows, Zhang Xiu's aunt knows more, and Jia Xu knows, not to mention. So things developed completely according to the plot designed by Jia Xu: Zhang Xiu attacked Cao Cao's camp in the middle of the night, Cao Cao was awakened by his clothes and shouted Dian Wei, and Dian Wei, who was still hung over, was weak and couldn't find a guy to eat-an 80-catty iron halberd. ? Readers who have experienced drunkenness know that the worst time to drink too much wine is not to vomit just after drinking it, but three or four hours later. When Dian Wei was awakened, it was also the worst time for him to have a splitting headache, so he didn't even think of breaking a wooden fence to defend himself. He actually "greeted them with two soldiers in his hand". The living flesh and blood is not a one-legged bronze man in martial arts novels, which has limited lethality and is not easy to swing. Although people beat people and killed seven or eight, Dian Wei's hand may still have two thighs left. A sequela, "weapons" is not to mention, so Dian Wei died heroically-not at sacrifice, because it was not worth dying. People were in the tent, and you were on sentry duty, but also got off the job. It was Dian Wei's drunkenness (Cao Cao was mainly responsible) that led to lax prevention, which gave He Jia an opportunity. Cao Ang, the eldest son of Cao Cao, became the scapegoat of his romantic father: "Fuck the eldest son Cao Ang, which means fuck your own horse." Cao Cao mounted his horse and rushed, but Cao Ang was shot dead by disorderly arrows. "If Cao Ang died, xelloss, there is no possibility of succession. Cao Ang has Cao Pi, a top military commander Cao Zhang, and a first-class scribe Cao Zhi. Sima yi can't afford to turn over any waves at all. It's hard to say whether Cao Ang usurped the throne, but Sanma's manger will definitely knock out his teeth. It was Cao Cao's unkindness to Dian Wei that made the bodyguard captain greedy for wine and meat. How can he not eat and drink hard when he sees wine and meat, or even forget important tasks? It is estimated that Dian Wei was also a little angry at that time: You ate Hua San against the red and leaned against the green in the big tent. Why should I stand outside the door and drink the northwest wind? ? Dian Wei died and Chu Xu took over, but the treatment of Cao Caowei's captain didn't improve. Chu Xu can eat like Dian Wei, but he may not have enough to eat. Safety is a hard job. Cao Cao calls so many people every day, and Chu Xu is responsible for registration and handling cases. He is so busy patting his head that he can only cope with eating naturally. Dian Wei's lesson is that Chu Xu should be teetotalless. Readers who can drink may think that if they don't see the wine, they can bear it, but when they smell it, it's like there are 10 thousand bugs crawling in their throats. I was hospitalized with calcaneal fracture. I didn't smoke for more than ten days (originally two boxes a day), but I didn't feel particularly sleepy. It was not until one day that I smelled a fragrance floating in the corridor that I suddenly realized that I could sneak into the bathroom to smoke while the doctors and nurses were not looking. So without waiting a minute, I shook my wheelchair and started smoking. Having had such an experience, the author sympathizes with Chu Xu. This pot-bellied man stays with Cao Cao every day and lives like a monk (in fact, monks may not steal to drink and eat meat). Once given the chance, he won't be called a tiger idiot if he doesn't drink to his heart's content. ? Chu Xu followed Cao Cao for a long time until the Battle of Hanzhong in the 22nd year of Jian 'an. Chu Xu finally had a chance to leave Cao Cao for a few days. Chu Xu is shouldering an extremely arduous task this time: leading 1,000 elite soldiers to protect the traffic team on Yangpingguan Road. Readers familiar with ancient wars know that the route of providing grain is the lifeline of the army. Yuan Shao lost the battle of Guandu because Chunyu Qiong, the grain officer he sent, was an alcoholic. Although not as incompetent as Chunyu Qiong (Chunyu Qiong may not be incompetent, because this person once worked as a captain of the Eight West Gardens with Cao Cao and Yuan Shao, and was also a veteran of the battlefield), killing Han is exactly the same. When the grain officer saw the arrival of Chu Xu, the captain of Cao Cao's pro-guard and a first-class red man, he naturally dared not neglect: "So he presented the wine and meat on the car to Chu Xu." It stands to reason that Dian Wei's bloody lesson is there, and Chu Xu should be very cautious. But in the face of the smell of wine and meat, I couldn't help it: "Chu drinks hard and doesn't feel drunk." "To be honest, food officer gave Chu Xu, may be cold wine and dry meat. After all, it is on the way to March, and there must be no four cool, four hot and eight dishes. But simple wine and meat can make Chu Xu forget his last name, which shows that this person is really greedy. ? Everyone knows what happened afterwards: Zhang Fei robbed the grain and Chu came to meet him with a knife, but he was drunk and couldn't beat Zhang Fei. After several battles, he was stabbed in the shoulder by a flying spear and turned over. Zhang Fei brought back all the grain and grass vehicles. " In the battle of Guandu, Yuan Shao's grain and grass were burned by Cao Cao, which led to Yuan Shao's low morale and defeat. It was no accident that Cao Cao lost grain in Hanzhong, Liu Bei got grain, and Cao Cao lost grain. At this time, we can't help thinking: according to the strength that Chu Xu can win with Ma Chao, even if Zhang Fei can't be defeated, it's not difficult to entangle Zhang Fei and protect the grain delivery team from breaking through. With sufficient supplies of food and grass, Cao Cao Can fought a protracted war with Liu Bei in Hanzhong. In the end, it must be Liu Bei-surprisingly, the army is not attached, and it is necessary to prevent the backyard from catching fire. His bodyguard's two drinking accidents caused Cao Cao to lose his eldest son once and Hanzhong once. At this time, Cao Cao should really reflect: If Yunnan and Chu can eat enough meat and drink enough wine every day, how can they be interested in the wine and meat of Jia Xu and the grain transportation official? How can you eat and drink so hard that you don't even want your life? ? Now that people have a good life, it is hard to understand the pain of not eating meat for ten days and a half months-a few years ago, as long as someone invited me, the author always gladly kept an appointment. If there is no pork on the table, he will complain that the host is stingy. But now, don't say that the elbow buckles meat, that is, shrimp and hairy crabs can't lift their appetite, but they think that the bumper onion dip is a good thing to drink. ...