The poem about straight men is 1. What humorous sentences are there to describe handsome people?
1. la la la, everyone loves you, birds see birds and stay, which is popular with thousands of girls, stimulates the handsome boy market, saves countless teenagers who have slipped, and hits a begonia with a pear flower ...
2. The most talented and handsome. Yushu is facing the wind. Romantic. Tall and powerful. People say: Landslides fall, water flows backwards, ghosts are sad, beauty and intelligence are combined, heroes and chivalrous incarnate, everyone loves them, bloom flowers fall, cars see a flat tire ~
3. The sign of an ugly man is that he is willing to die bravely for his ugliness, and the sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to live humbly for his handsomeness, so I am still living for my handsomeness.
Handsome is not only the pain of men, but also the pain of women. I've been alone all my life. Because. All the MM feel that they are not worthy of me. Handsome people never say they are handsome. Handsome people should take the time to look handsome.
5. Postscript: I died a thousand years ago. After the birth of mankind, they restored my bones and buried them in the North Pole. Above my tombstone, there is a cloud floating all year round, which has changed and changed, with only one word: handsome.
6. Handsome, people who drive in the street will have traffic accidents and rear-end collisions; Passers-by are dizzy ~ ~
7. Alas ~ I didn't see that when I took out this photo, the sun was hotter, the grass was greener, the flowers were redder, and even the birds were happier ~ ~
8. At school, I was puzzled when the teacher said the meaning of "handsome". At this time, my classmate handed me a mirror and I took a picture. In an instant, I understood.
9. One day, I walked into the street and suddenly a group of people surrounded me. Pointing at me as handsome, I said I was not handsome, so they hit me and called me hypocritical.
10. One day, the fairy said to me, handsome boy, let me marry you.
1 1. One day I yelled at Tianda: I'm not handsome. God listened, and a thunder criticized me. Who told you to lie?
12. I don't know Shen, and it's not surprising that I was killed; If you don't study in Shen, you can't study for a doctorate.
13. Everyone loves him, seeing bloom in flowers and seeing a flat tire in cars. I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed.
14. Sharp front teeth, short legs, handsome head shape, he is the perfect crystallization of beauty and wisdom, handsome and brave peers.
15. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I'll be chopped to pieces.
16. Once I walked down the street, a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I said, "I'm not handsome!" The response was five burning finger prints, and then they came up to hit me together, calling me hypocritical while hitting me.
17. CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. When Nicholas Tse saw me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the show business in September! If nothing else, it is because I am so handsome. ...
18. A man gave me a pair of couplets during the Spring Festival. The first couplet: looking at the back, thousands of troops and horses. Girls turn their heads and jump off buildings with love: Shuai Shuai is handsome!
19. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out.
20. I looked in the mirror carefully again, and I was really relieved of my appearance. I really can't find out what's wrong with it.
2 1. The shortest martial arts novel in the world: the master was killed by tofu. I was killed by a woman because I was handsome!
2. Complete Poems on Diligence
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Life is hard work and no gain. -Zhang Heng
2. Industry is diligent, play is useless, and actions are destroyed by thinking. -Han Yu
Why do you have to go to bed in the middle of the night and get up at five? The most useless thing is to be frozen for ten days a day.
4. Poetry and books are diligent, but not diligent and empty. -Han Yu
5. If a person can do it, it is already one hundred; People can do it in ten ways, there are thousands. -Book of Rites
6. Wealth has no roots, but it comes from diligence. -Feng Menglong
7. Although thousands of waves are difficult, it takes time to blow out the yellow sand. -Liu Yuxi
8. absolute beauty is gone forever, and it is hard to wake up in the morning. Timely encouragement, time waits for no one. -Tao Yuanming
9. Diligence is like a seedling in spring. If it doesn't increase, it will get stronger every day.
Dropping out of school is like a whetstone. Can't see the harm, losing money every day.
10. Read more than 10,000 volumes and write like a god.
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12. This is the night when people read.
13. Gentleman, strive for self-improvement. -Zhou Yigan (Confucian classics before Qin and Han Dynasties)
14. Running water does not rot, family members do not rot, and people's livelihood is diligent. -Zhang Shaocheng
3. Poems about the mind
Cao Cao's Looking at the Sea
Jieshi is in the east, and you can see the sea.
There are many trees and plenty of herbs. The autumn wind is bleak and the waves are rough.
A trip to the sun and the moon, if unexpected; The star Han is brilliant and unexpected.
Fortunately, even! Sing ambition with a song.
Cao Cao
Although the tortoise has a long life, it has its moments.
A snake riding a fog turned out to be dust.
The old horse crouches, aiming at thousands of miles;
The martyr's later years were full of courage.
The surplus and contraction period is not only in the sky;
Blessings that nourish happiness can last forever.
Fortunately, I sing my ambition.
Hard road
The cost of pure wine is a gold cup, 10 thousand copper coins and a hip flask, and I am ashamed of 10 thousand yuan.
] If you don't help, you can't eat. I pull out my dagger, and I spy on the road for nothing.
I want to cross the Yellow River, but ice will block the ferry and Taihang Mountain will be covered with snow.
When I was fishing in Bixi, I suddenly dreamed of the sun by boat.
It's hard to walk, Dodge Road. Where is Ann now?
One day, I will ride the wind and waves, sail straight up and cross the deep sea.
General Sima's military song
The gale blew Gu Yue and stole Zhang Huatai. The stars in the north shine brightly.
Southern conquerors are like clouds and thunder.
The electric shock in his hand leans against the heavenly sword and cuts straight into the sea of whales.
I think the ship is very strong, and it looks like going to three provinces.
4. Poems about oral sex
1. Letter to Han Chuo, Yangzhou Magistrate
Tang Dynasty: Du Mu
Castle peak is vaguely green water thousands of miles away, and the vegetation in the south of the Yangtze River has not withered in autumn.
The bright moonlight on the 24 th Bridge is a clear night. Where do you teach blowjobs?
2. Love
Qing Dynasty: Huang Jingren
Several times, I sat under the flowers and played the flute, and the red wall of Han Yin looked into the distance.
Like this star is not last night, for whom the wind and dew stand in the middle of the night.
The lingering thoughts are exhausted, and the heart is peeling bananas.
In March and May of 1935, that poor glass of wine not fade away.
3. The lone wild goose rattan bed sleeps on paper sheets.
Song Dynasty: Li Qingzhao
When the world writes a beautiful poem, it is vulgar. If you try to write an article, you'll know that the preface doesn't match the latter.
The paper tent on the rattan bed is sleeping, so I can't say it without thinking. The agarwood is intermittent and the jade furnace is cold, which brings my feelings like water. The flute sounded three times, the plum blossom was broken, and the spring was full.
The small wind scattered the rain and whispered, urging thousands of tears. Bagpipers go to Yulou, heartbroken people lean on it. A 10% discount is worth a lot of money, and no one gives it.
4. Be flushed and get rid of sadness
Song Dynasty: Xin Qiji
Broken sorrow, outside the screen window, the wind shakes the bamboo. People go to the empty building, the flute is broken, and people lean on the building alone. Eyeful of March dusk, I only feel Qian Shan green when I look up. But try to send a piece of paper to the book and read it from the beginning.
Acacia words, empty surplus; Acacia, when is enough? Lapel fell a little, full of tears. The grass is not lost, and weeping willows only hinder the human eye. The most bitter thing is that the moon is full and the song is dry.
Step 5 cross the rainbow
Song Dynasty: Jiang Kui
The rhyme of self-made new words is the most charming, and Xiaohong sings and I suck.
At the end of the song, people dispersed, passing Songling Road and looking back at the 14 th Bridge of Yanbo.