1. Listen to the broken string and cut off the three thousand obsessions. The falling flowers are obliterated, and the wind is obliterated. If the flower is pity, it falls on whose fingertips.
2. There are trees in the mountains, and the trees have branches, but you are happy in your heart, but you don’t know it.
3. Whoever forgets each other will forget first. The overthrown country is the homeland. Ling Ling refused to play, and the shadows were startling.
4. In the past, there were high-rise buildings where people could sing in the morning and sing in the evening, and there were dancing sleeves that would captivate the city and the country.
5. When all the floating flowers and waves are gone, I will be alone with you.
6. Once the spring goes, the beauty will grow old, and the flowers will fall and people will die.
7. The still water flows deep, and the Sheng plays songs; the clouds and sunshine in the three lives are full of joys and sorrows.
8. The lights are shining, the voices are dim, and the songs are endless.
9. Like a beautiful family, the years pass by like a fleeting time. You can’t go back to the past, but you can’t go back to the beginning.
10. Dark clouds cover the moon, and there are no traces of people. It is indescribable to be so lonely.
11. This time I left you, it was wind, rain, and night; you smiled, I waved my hand, and a lonely road spread to both ends.
12. As time goes by, love never ends. The heart is like a double mesh with thousands of knots in it.
13. These stars are not like last night, for whom the wind and dew set the midnight sun.
14. Ask Huahua without saying a word, for whom did she fall? For whom? Counting three parts of the spring scenery, half with the flowing water and half with the dust.
15. If your heart is changed to mine, we will know each other deeply and remember each other deeply
16. However, it is difficult to settle the case even if we raise eyebrows together.
17. Don’t say that everything was in vain if it was once brilliant
18. It is better to forget each other in the world than to let each other know each other
19. Rather than missing you forever, we can’t bear to leave you. , nothing better than forgetting each other in the world.
20. In my past life, I often looked back, waving goodbye and the handkerchief floated into a cloud. How much lovesickness and how much sorrow of separation
21. But we know each other once we have met, but it is better to not see each other
22. An Neng and the king will never let each other live and die in love
23. Good flowers bloom and bear fruit of resentment? Why is it wrong to be obsessed with life?
24. Even if the heart is like glass, it will be provoked by dust?
25. Three points of spring beauty, two points of spring beauty A speck of dust is not a poplar flower at first glance, but a speck of dust is the tears of a departed person
26. My thousand years of reincarnation and narration are written on the reverse side of the legend
27. A little cinnabar , two Lopas, three or five wild geese, disordering the four seasons of blooming flowers. Six-stringed green ripples, seven stars hanging, eighty-nine points of lovesickness, ten years of laziness on the pipa.
28. Silver is the symbol of Sheng tune, heart is the symbol of fragrance. The flowing light easily throws people away, turning cherries red and bananas green.
29. Who can complain about loneliness? Even as a preface, it’s always an easy task.
30. After parting ways, the two places fell in love. It was March and April, but who knew it was five or six years ago.
31. A firework, half a lifetime of confusion
32. How many gazes are left, just like this, deposited and sealed.
33. The mortal world is purple, the underworld is blue, and the past life is bound to be caused by wrong fate.
34. Heaven is not old, love is hard to die. The heart is like a double mesh with thousands of knots in it.
35. Like a beautiful family, the years pass by like a fleeting time. You can’t go back to the past, but you can’t go back to the beginning.
36. How many beauties are haggard, how many lovesicknesses are broken, only the blood stains the ink fragrance and weeps in the graves.
37. Who broke the string in the end, and the flowers poured on the shoulders, making me confused.
38. That month, I shook all the prayer wheels, not for salvation, just to touch your fingertips
39. That day, I closed my eyes in the fragrant mist of the prayer hall , suddenly heard the mantra of your chanting
40. At that moment, I raised my wind horse, not to pray for blessings, just to wait for your arrival
41. The rain fell and the flowers were full of flowers, Only then did we know that the person had left.
42. If you don’t see it, the water of the Yellow River will flow up from the sky, and it will never return to the sea.
43. Be willing to be people of the same mind. Let’s watch the flowers blooming and falling in front of the window.
44. The years have wiped out the prosperity, and the blood has stained the armor. Who can rule the world for you?
45. Things are different and people are not the same, so stop talking and shed tears first.
46. The cloud car and plain crane listen to the flute, and the fairy garden and Penglai accompany Chu Ci. The bluebird suddenly bursts into tears, and the spring rain wets the spring clothes.
47. I am lucky enough to meet a close friend in this life, and I don’t care about the ups and downs. The spring breeze has infinite meaning, but the message has not returned to anyone.
48. Cutting the heart with a knife and looking at the world of mortals with a smile, self-explanation for the free and easy style of a romantic and suave person
49. A clear song and a cup of wine, and the two hearts are united
50. Who is the fisherman in the Peach Blossom Land with the old man?
51. Being destined but not sharing is empty and sad, and being destined but not sharing is dark and desolate.
52. Look at the flowers all over the ground, listen to the rain and the singing of birds, the world is so enchanting
53. The flowers are similar every year, but the people are different every year.
54. Yellow scrolls and green lanterns indicate the beauty’s twilight years.
55. In the dream, I saw the house full of flowers, and the concubine behaved well; the strings of the piano were broken when I was studying in the pavilion, which was endlessly desolate.
56. In my cardamom years, I despise my heartbeat and mess up my thoughts.
57. Like a beautiful family, the years pass by like a fleeting time. You can’t go back to the past, but you can’t go back to the beginning.
58. If life were just like the first time we met, it would be ordinary.
59. Raise a glass and get drunk alone, after drinking the snow, you will feel one year old in confusion.
60. How many beauties are haggard, how many lovesicknesses are broken, leaving only blood dyed with ink and fragrant, crying in the grave.
61. Turn around, a wisp of cold fragrance is far away, the passing snow is deep, and the smile is shallow. Would you like to save me in the next life?
62. There are trees in the mountains, and the trees have branches, but I am happy with you, but you don’t know it.
63. Looking back with indifference, the bright moon is in the head, but the evening breeze does not know the sadness, and has no words to express the romance.
64. At dusk, the rain hits the pear blossoms and the door is closed.
65. Whoever forgets each other will forget first. The overthrow of the country is the homeland. Ling Ling refused to play, and her shadow was startling.
66. Destiny gathers and disperses like water, carrying the world on its back, just for a word, waiting for the next meeting. Funny personalized signature
1. The highest level of copying answers. I copied them for a long time and went off topic.
2. They say that we are the flowers of the motherland, why is it that I am the only one who is injured?
3. I like transparent and pure things because I am pure at heart.
4. Some of the suggestions I want to give you were given to me by others before, and I have never used them anyway.
5. I wish I could block Tencent messages, at least it would not make me happy in vain.
6. Summer vacation and I were holding hands, but there was a dog called homework between us.
7. I am not a god, but you can call me a god.
8. I got rid of the acne, but it came back to take revenge on me.
9. Why does the husband want to earn money to support the family? Please reverse the word "husband".
10. The most stupid thing is to look at things that affect your emotions.
11. You exist in my aunt’s mind, and you are not afraid that my uncle will strangle you to death in the middle of the night.
12. A good man is me. I am your boyfriend and I love you.
13. How many children have been harmed by exams, and how many honest children have learned to cheat.
14. In the beginning, we are all children, and in the end, we are all ghosts.
15. Human nature is so cold, as long as it is exchanged for something better, it will be willing to give up.
16. Don’t think that just because you are a dog, you can bite people without a strong owner.
17. I am not crazy, I just have never been normal.
18. Can you blame me for having a round face? Can you blame me if the food is delicious?
19. After we break up, you treat me as a sacrifice and I treat you as your death, that’s it.
20. Women are not omnipotent, but no woman is omnipotent.
21. When reality slaps you, you should give him a high-five.
22. Don’t worry about how to walk on the road you haven’t traveled yet, as long as you always walk in front of yourself.
23. If you look at me, I can gouge your eyes out. After all, dogs look down on others!
24. When you want to cry, look up at the sky so that the tears can flow into your heart.
25. The wind blew me from a goddess to a goddess.
26. We all have mineral water. Why do you pretend to be Nongfu Spring for me?
27. You are my little little pride, I can never love you too much!
28. Bajie, don’t think that you are a night pig standing under the street lamp.
29. I want to become a sea of ??fat and drown all the thin people who show off.
30. I have always been shameless, and I will continue to be shameless to the end.
31. Every hairdresser doesn’t understand the phrase “a little trimming, not too short”.
32. Warm reminder, please take care of eating the rice in your own bowl, and don’t take any ideas from other people’s bowls.
33. The fastest and easiest way to destroy a relationship is to listen to rumors.
34. The most annoying thing is to go out of your way to listen to a phone call but the call turns out to be a spam call.
35. If you continue to ignore me, I will become the most famous steamed stuffed bun in Tianjin.
36. I will take you to show off, take you to fly, and take you to get stuck in the garbage.
37. A gentleman’s revenge is never too late, but a villain’s revenge is never too late.
38. Don’t pretend to be cool with me, it’s more than ten degrees below zero!
39. Stay by my side and accompany me in any capacity.
40. I used to think that a group of people would be awesome if they fought in groups, but now filling their stomachs is the key.
41. The mirror is my best friend, because it never smiles when I cry.
42. I am not too stupid, but I believe in someone too easily.
43. You should also learn from Tencent and call me “honey” as soon as you go online.
44. He said he likes big breasts. How many abdominal muscles do you have?
45. Boss, I am the one who buys vinegar, not the one who makes soy sauce. The one who makes soy sauce is the one at the back.
46. I discovered that I have special powers. I can tell it at a glance every time the Big Big Wolf pretends to be a sheep.
47. Summer has unknowingly become the season for boys to show off their beautiful legs.
48. Wear other people's shoes and walk other people's paths, so that others can neither find their shoes nor their way.
49. People who have never stood still and waited will not understand what it feels like to stand for a long time and be unable to bend their legs.
50. You said that you are living together. I am sure that your absence is what I want.
51. Telling lies will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed.
52. It doesn’t matter if you don’t like me. I will let my son marry your daughter from now on.
53. Your life is like a tic-tac-toe. When you look at it horizontally or vertically, it’s always two.
54. Who said words spoken in anger are angry words? Maybe they are true words that we usually dare not say.
55. Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? It’s because I don’t understand darkness during the day.
56. Lei Feng, I love you. Please pay me the phone bill.
57. I know you left too early, but I still want to help you buy the right ticket for her.
58. It’s not me who talks in a roundabout way, it’s your brain cells that are exhausted and you can’t make a roundabout way.
59. I saw a buddy who was trying to snipe while playing CF, but he squatted down and the screen saver appeared!
60. If you drag men, they were all born of women. Don’t break your eggs, your eggs can’t afford to be hurt.
61. Missing you is my excuse for being in a daze every day.
62. Human life is like a play, we are all looking for benefits, why bother with intrigues, just let go and run together.
63. As a child who has never seen the world, my sister will take you to the women's toilet to let you see the world. .
64. My dear, how about we go to Ireland and get married together. Because divorce is illegal there.
65. If you look at me again, you will take me home!
66. Others have a background, but I have a back view.
67. I think bears all over the world look like bears.
68. We promised to grow old together, but you dyed your hair halfway.
69. We are all grown up, so we can’t always talk about breaking up with someone we are dating.
70. The shortest distance in the world is when a mosquito flies into your face and you can’t bear to hit it.
71. When I am in a bad mood, I want a hug.
72. Sleep in class, make noise after class, and fail in exams.
73. Being a star is good. You don’t have to catch your husband cheating on you, people all over the country will help catch him.
74. Are you tired? Just be tired, comfort is reserved for the dead.
75. As long as you take half a step towards me, I will happily run towards you for the remaining ninety-nine and a half steps.
76. If friendship between opposite sexes can be pure and lasting, then one of them must be seriously in love.
77. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even.
78. For someone like you who doesn’t have a password or lock screen for text messages on your mobile phone, it’s obvious that no one wants to have an affair with you.
79. Why do I eat Dove without ribbons, drink Sprite without water, and drink Sophie without two little rabbits?
80. Let me tell you from my personal experience: Never stay at home during the summer vacation, otherwise you will be scolded.
81. Just now a girl confessed to me and I rejected her without hesitation. Her appearance is secondary but she has such poor taste. How can she be my woman?
82. The class teacher likes the kind of guy who has good grades, is ugly, dresses cutely, looks innocent, and pretends to be cool without even watching anime, but is actually more sinister than anyone else.
83. Today I was wearing headphones to listen to music, but found that there was no sound on the left side. After examination, it was found that it was a false alarm. It turned out that the left ear was deaf. I thought the headphones were broken and I was shocked. Complete collection of funny signatures
1. Women use stockings to conquer men. Men use stockings to conquer banks.
2. Don’t show off your IQ of 1.25 cents.
3. I play too much on the computer and want to fast forward when watching TV.
4. Mom said there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison.
5. A day is actually very short. It passes as soon as the computer is turned on and off.
6. Being a foodie is carefree, being a crazy person is worry-free.
7. Who said that all crows in the country are generally black? In fact, one is darker than the other!
8. You are too dark, I am embarrassed to call you an idiot.
9. Hitting is for kissing, scolding is for loving, if you don’t love enough, just kick!
10. I want to live until the finale of Xinwen Network.
11. I am too lazy to even change the person in my heart!
12. As the saying goes, if you freeze something three feet deep, it cannot be thawed without a microwave oven!
13. If two people are together for a long time, staring at each other is also romantic.
14. There must be a road in front of the mountain, and I can’t stop even if there is a road.
15. The injury at the end depends on how itchy your skin is.
16. I use my life to write articles, but future generations use it to assign homework.
17. The whole city is in love while we have a blackout.
18. When I suddenly looked back, the head teacher was already standing silently at the window door.
19. If you don’t want to think about it in the morning, just get dressed under the quilt and squint for a while.
20. I wish that when I received the red envelope, I would open it and it would say another one.
21. You should also follow Tencent’s example and call me “honey” as soon as Tencent comes online.
22. The simplest secret of longevity is to keep breathing and don’t stop breathing.
23. I never hold grudges, and I usually avenge them on the spot.
24. People who don’t dare to show their affection in public are usually because they don’t like to have a spare tire.
25. What is love in the world? The sage replied: Waste!
26. There is a way of heaven in this world, so let heaven take care of you!
27. Even if life is a tragedy, we must make high-quality blue and white porcelain.
28. I want to be a person who knows the law, understands the law, and then breaks the law.
29. Black people don’t eat chocolate because they are afraid of biting their hands.
30. The examination room is like a battlefield. Either you die or I die.
31. Pretending to be stupid, if done well, can make you wise as a fool. Being dull, if done well, is called deepness.
32. On every successful man’s computer desktop, there is always an icon called Kuaibo
33. How cute would the mosquito be if it stopped sucking blood and instead sucked fat? Little creature
34. No matter how awesome the female guests are, you can only put out one man's lamp, but the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can put out the entire floor.
35. Why are you so ignorant? Your uncle is here, why would you think of going to the zoo to see bears?
36. Women are not omnipotent, but no woman is omnipotent.
37. Look at the moon in the sky, it’s so round. By the way, you have myopia, so you can see in the water.
38. The saddest thing in the world is that you finish your homework very late and the teacher doesn’t check it tomorrow!
39. The top students are studying hard problems, the top students are studying homework, and the bad students are studying updates.
40. As soon as the school bell rang, a large group of children rushed out of the classroom like the wind.
41. Life is like angry birds. When you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.
42. You have to know that the second character for heart is a polyphonic character, the fourth tone is pronounced as well as the first tone.
43. Since I fell in love, my waist no longer hurts, my head no longer hurts, and my heart stops beating.
44. Zhuge Liang did not lead any troops before he left the mountain! Why do I need work experience?
45. Among the billions of people in the world, I only hate you. I have to say that this is also a kind of fate!
46. You are a good person and a bad person. You are honest with me just to run towards her.
47. Tomorrow comes tomorrow. There are so many tomorrows. Since there are so many, you might as well put it off any longer.
48. Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? It’s because I don’t understand darkness during the day.
49. Happiness is when you wake up every morning and look at your watch, and you can still sleep for another half hour.
50. The teacher said not to litter, otherwise I would have thrown you out.
51. Happiness is that although I didn’t listen in class, I found that no one who listened understood it.
52. Eating is what I want, and losing weight is what I want. I can’t have both, so I’m done with it.
53. Be a hooligan with temperament, a pervert with class, and an illiterate with knowledge!
54. The world belongs to us and our sons, but ultimately it belongs to the grandchildren.
55. I want to lose weight, and I want roasted chicken. I can’t have both, so I give up both and choose roasted suckling pig.
56. Confucius said: If you don’t sleep at noon, you will doze off in the afternoon. I said: Confucius is right.
57. It would be nice if you could be a little ugly and vulgar, so that others would not like you, and neither would I
58. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. , I see you. The mood is more tangled than visiting the grave.
59. There are only two things I can’t do in my life: I can’t do this; I can’t do that.
60. I was bitten by a dog, and I was bitten because of you; because you were someone else’s mistress.
61. People cannot take money into the grave, but money can take people into the grave.
62. In fact, I have long wanted to get rid of my habit of swearing, but the funny people around me always make me unable to help myself!
63. Once I find a math question that I can’t solve, I skip it. I find that I can’t stop at this point.
64. There are two things in the world that can lean on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the head teacher.
65. I have been wondering what the first person who discovered that milk is drinkable did to cows!
66. Your toilet detergent and Fuyanjie can actually be used interchangeably, and the practical effects will be the same.
67. Looking at a temple from a distance, looking at our alma mater from a closer look, there are more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 monks.
68. My sister is sitting on the bow of the boat, my brother is in rough water, swim fast, swim fast, the shark is on the back.
69. I'm not stupid, just a little stupid; I'm not lazy, I just don't like to move; that's all. .
70. When you see big trees turning into homework books, do you still have the heart to do your homework?
71. Buddha said that as long as you have a lesson in your heart, you will not be skipping class wherever you go. I had an epiphany.
72. Look at your appearance, you look like you are joking!
73. What should you do if someone scolds you for not being good enough? : You have seeds, you have many kinds, colorful seeds, but unfortunately they are hybrids.
74. When you find that you have more friends around you, it means that you have something to use.
75. Most people who love to eat are not bad people. They desperately pursue delicious food and have no time to harm others.
76. The way the policeman expresses his love: I have been paying attention to you for a long time, please come with me.
77. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I have been running around naked for more than ten years.
78. They say that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why is it that I am the only one who is injured?
79. I am a very principled person. In the final analysis, my principles of life are only three words, it depends on my mood.
80. I don’t like to pretend, I don’t like to hide, I don’t like to flatter. If I don’t like you, I won’t stop you, I won’t ask for it, I won’t disturb you.
81. Superman always wears briefs to fly because the triangle has stability.
82. Why can’t I understand your heart after watching it for so long? Because I am short-sighted.
83. Do you believe that there is always a girl who comes to this world just to torture you?
84. When God gives us youth, he also gives us acne.
85. Being low-key doesn’t mean I don’t shine, and being kind doesn’t mean I am weak.
86. The comparison of the anti-freeze issues between northerners and southerners can be summarized as follows: southerners have higher anti-freeze character attributes, while northerners have higher levels of anti-freeze equipment.
87. Nowadays, Tencent simply eats too much soap. When I repost it, it still shows what kind of phone it is. This is so embarrassing for us poor people!
88. It is said that eating fish makes you smart, but I have eaten so much fish and I am not smart. Just, just, just a little fatter.
89. The teacher said: Recently, some students always say they are stressed. Why? The students thought to themselves: It’s not because of you, teacher. Funny campus signatures
1. Whether the shirt is clean or not, others focus on the collar, but the wife focuses on the pockets.
2. Teacher, I will swallow the punishment you give me with a smile; but you will punish me with a murderous look on your face.
3. The same fleshy flesh, why is it so popular when it grows on the chest, but so annoying when it grows on the belly? Is this considered regional discrimination?
4. Life is like a news broadcast, you cannot escape by changing the channel.
5. The monster is a good boy. He will say to Ultraman: Don't be sad, just hit me.
6. In spring, you plant a girlfriend in the back mountain, and in autumn, it will bear cuckolds all over the mountains and plains!
7. The final review for top students before the exam is called checking for omissions and filling in vacancies, for those who are average, it is called Jingwei filling up the sea, for those who are close, it is called Nuwa mending the sky, and for me, it is called creating the world.
8. The sign of an immature man is that he can sacrifice heroically for his ideals, while the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideals.
9. Other classes have good grades, good discipline, and are liked by the teacher, but our class has nothing but good looks.
10. Go, go, don’t waste the word youth, you are already in the beginning of autumn!
11. If you catch the thief, you will get your lost money back; if you catch your girlfriend, your lost money has just begun.
12. I will find a boyfriend with the same surname as you. If I have a son, I will call him your name. If we can’t get married, you can be my son!
13. If you score higher than me, you are not necessarily a top student; if you score lower than me, you are a scumbag!
14. Regarding my parents’ suspicion of my puppy love, I just want to say that you overestimate my abilities.
15. Be humble, listen to other people’s opinions, and then carefully write down who has opinions about you.
16. Each of us is a dreamer. When the dream is gone, all that is left is homesickness.
17. There is a kind of fate that becomes the scenery after letting go. Have a heart and insist on China showing sincerity. You understand, I am close to heaven; you do not understand, I am passing through.
18. We come to school very early every day. On the surface, we love to study, but how many people know that we are here to copy homework.
19. I am dead and I will burn paper if I have something to do. Small things stir up souls, big things dig graves. If you really miss me, come down and stay with me. If it comes online, it will be a pure transformation!
20. Many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but it is better for love to be buried in peace than to die on the street.
21. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter. No matter if it hurts or not, I should cry first.
22. There are always a few people. When the teacher asks them to get up to answer questions, the whole class laughs.
23. You must be nicer to your boyfriend in the future. After all, he is the most discerning person in the world.
24. My biggest advantage is that I have a lot of money, and my biggest disadvantage is that I spend it too fast.
25. I think that when I go up that road, I can see the blooming flowers of the other side of the flower, which is very sad and beautiful.
26. The luckiest thing is that when he has many choices, he still chooses to be with you.
27. I love that boy who has strong shoulders and only allows me to rely on him.
28. Your glance is like a crystal spring flowing into my heart. It is more profound than poetry and more beautiful than painting. It is just like the morning of a new century in my life.
29. I have tried to give up perfectly, and it is indeed very practical. You are gone, I am gone, you and I are separated.
30. Every time I take the bus, I want to imitate the Korean drama heroine and lean her head against the glass, but every time I am knocked to pieces by the bus.
31. A chance encounter made me meet you, and fate made me fall in love with you. I have something to tell you. But I am afraid of hurting you. I think of you at this moment and hope to see you soon. I really love you.
32. Can I meet you across the Milky Way with stars? I am not afraid of the distance, I just hope to be by your side right now. The past is like smoke, lingering in my dream, adding to my longing, pursuing the love that will remain unchanged in this life for thousands of years.
33. A senior picked up a junior girl in public and kissed her on the cheek. The junior girl immediately got angry and shouted shamelessly. The senior was stunned for a moment and kissed her decisively.
34. I have been so poor recently that I have no money to buy big cakes, so I have to eat steamed buns. If you want to eat flatbread, flatten the steamed buns. If you want to eat noodles, use a comb to comb the steamed buns a few times.
35. We are actually all three good students. Our three good things are: playing well, eating well, and sleeping well.
36. The most eternal happiness in the world is ordinaryness, and the most lasting possession in life is cherishment.
37. Posturing is a symbol of vitality, and vanity is a sign of youth.
38. There is a kind of longing called looking forward to wearing autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear autumn trousers.
39. A boy basically won’t mention breaking up, but he is good at how to force you to break up.
40. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? One of their hair is curly and the other is curly.
41. Growing up, I have never been afraid of the police, gangsters, or parents. The only thing I am afraid of is my wife!
42. Apart from love, there are also radishes in other people’s fields that you can’t extricate yourself from.
43. Who said that all crows in the world are as black as black? In fact, one is darker than the other!
44. Old people cannot beat children, they cannot beat women, and they cannot beat men to death.
45. Question: Which is more important, the wife or the game? Answer: Of course, my wife is more important, so I only dare to play games, not my wife.
46. Being ugly is not your fault, it’s just that God took a nap. You must have the courage to face everything.
47. Some people fall in love with some songs as soon as they hear the intro, some people fall in love with them at first sight, and some assignments don’t want to be done after opening the first page.
48. When I heard the weather forecast said that the temperature was going to drop, I laughed. This is not cooling at all, this is simply freezing!
49. That time when I was on the bus, I tried to imitate the Korean heroine who leaned her head against the window and looked out the window lovingly. As a result, the road was so bad that I suffered a concussion.
50. Academic master: If only falling in love could be as easy as studying. Bad learner: If only studying could be as simple as falling in love.
51. How often do you take a bath in winter? In winter, take a bath.
52. The teacher said: Recently, some students always say they are stressed. Why? The students thought to themselves: It’s not because of you, teacher.
53. Happiness is actually very simple. Being with me, even just getting up early and having a glass of water, is sweet.
54. Being an outstanding young pioneer in primary school is probably the pinnacle of my political career.
55. The most humble person is invincible. You are already invincible. How cheap you say you are needs to be measured in the universe.
56. Lei Feng did not leave a name for his good deeds, but he recorded everything in his diary.
57. Let me go, what are the fast boys this year? They look like they are joking.
58. Is there anyone who misses someone who is far away like me?
59. When the class teacher talks nonsense, it’s like chewing Xuanmai and can’t stop at all!
60. I don’t want to raise a dog or a cat, but I want to raise you. After all, I will get rich by raising pigs.
61. I am a very simple person. As long as you take me seriously. Your business is my business.
62. My wife and I have not spoken for 18 months, and I have no chance to interrupt her.
63. Today’s college students are so unqualified! I came here to copy a piece of wool, but I actually used shearing!
64. I am me, I am fireworks of different colors, he is him, I am two yuan a bundle of flowers, you are you, I am seventy cents a box of rubbish.
65. A day is actually very short. It passes as soon as the computer is turned on and off.
66. It would be better for China not to have a virgin than for Japan to have a virgin.
67. A good friend is when two people look at each other for no reason and burst into laughter.
68. Cherish everyone around you, because looking back at someone who broke his neck in the past life is the exchange for our meeting in this life.
69. If you dare to climb up my window and sing "Uneasy", I will sing a duet with you.
70. It only took you 5 minutes to get up this time. You have defeated 88% of the students in the country. There is another classmate in the dormitory who failed to get up and is restarting. All the dormitories next door have crashed.
71. If you pull me for anything, if you pull me again, I will kick you to the Antarctic to dance waltz with penguins.
72. When I look at you stupidly, are you also looking at me stupidly?
73. Put your head high, throw away the snacks, put down the mobile phone, dry your tears, don’t torment yourself, girl, you still have a future.
74. We have gone through many twists and turns to get to where we are today, and there may be more tests waiting for us, but I only know one thing, I love you, and I just want to be with you forever!
75. There are always some girls who are men in front of girls and girls in front of men.
76. The most precious thing in the world is not what you can’t get or what you have lost, but the happiness that I have in my hands now.
77. Home is not a man’s harbor after wandering! A woman's body is.
78. I am used to using beauty cameras, but once I accidentally turned on the camera that came with my phone, and I was so scared that I threw my phone away.
79. The best love is when you can be yourself happily and still be loved.
80. This end of prosperity does not cost the city or the country, but it costs everything I have.
81. How can we say that you are out of your mind? The premise is that you also have to have a brain.
82. The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to someone else.
83. They both have tap water, but I feel that the one in the kitchen is cleaner than the one in the toilet.
84. I am not bright, charming, or gentle, but I love you more than just words.
85. When we believe that we are already quite important to the world, in fact, the world is just ready to forgive our naivety.
86. When you told me to get out, I did. Now you're asking me to come back, sorry, I went too far.
87. I once threatened at a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than turn into a dog due to the heat. It was not until I was frozen like a dog today that I realized that such a beautiful promise was because I was too young.