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"Funny Li Bai and Du Fu"

Li Bai: The moon was full late at night in early autumn.

He lent me 20,000 yuan last year.

Du Fu: Frogs are croaking in the clear water pond.

Why didn’t I know about this?

Li Bai: Green water, fertile fields, fragrant rice flowers,

Don’t pretend to be like me.

Du Fu: The green willows on the mountainside reflect the clear spring,

The old debt has been paid off.

Li Bai: There is always love in thousands of rivers and mountains.

I can’t help but pay my money back.

Du Fu: Waterfalls and mountain springs flow continuously,

What will you do if I don’t pay you back?

Li Bai: Two orioles sing in the green willows,

If you don’t pay me back, you are a dog.

Du Fu: A flower in the green bush,

How dare you call me a bastard.

Li Bai: The water of the Yangtze River flows eastward,

Why are you so awesome?

Du Fu: The Great Wall will never fall.

Brother is just a fool to join the society.

Li Bai: Don’t be aggressive with me,

or I’ll get you hurt.

Du Fu: Boy, don’t be crazy with me,

or else I will kill you.

Li Bai: The Yellow River keeps flowing.

If you don’t accept it, we will do it.

Du Fu: The sun is scorching and the breeze is blowing.

In a fight, who should I be afraid of?