A dirty poem

It looks beautiful at first glance, but it's dirty when you think about it. In my mind, there is only this sentence, "a pear flower hits a begonia." I first saw it in Stephen Chow's nonsense movies, and later I learned the original intention of this poem from Su Shi's folk stories. It looked beautiful, but it was dirty.

A literate person is a literate person, and even when it hurts people, it is artistic and aesthetic. Su Shi, a great writer, said that "a pear tree is better than a begonia", which seems to be depicting a beautiful natural scene. In the spring when everything recovers, the flowers bloom the earliest, and it happens that there are snow-white pears on the begonia. Ah, seeing this scene, I just want to make a poem, how literary and exemplary it is!

It's a pity that what he said is his good friend "the old cow eats the young grass", and the white-haired old man is above the beautiful woman.

What is widely circulated in folk stories is that Su Shi makes fun of his friend Zhang Xian's concubinage. The thing is, Su Shi has a good friend named Zhang Xian, who, like himself, is an official and writes poems. Although there is a big age gap between them, there are many topics on the same topic. Zhang Xi 'an is old and strong. At the age of 80, he actually married a concubine of 18. Who can not be happy about such a good thing? So Mr. Zhang recited a poem:

I'm eighty and eighteen, and when I was young, I was gray-haired.

It's the same as Qing's upside down, except that there is a flower in the middle.

I can still marry a young girl of 18 years old at the age of 80. Actually, I'm the same age as this girl, only 60 years apart. Zhang Xian made no secret of his joy in his poems. When Duan Shou Su Shi saw this poem, he was right at once:

Eighteen brides are eighty lang, with gray hair and red makeup.

Two nights of mandarin duck quilt, pear tree pressing begonia.

18 year old handsome bride and 80 year old white-haired groom are in bed. Isn't it like a white pear tree pressing a red begonia? This poem completely brings back Zhang Xian's poems, cleverly uses the word "pressure" to ridicule the romantic spring scene, and satirizes such a dirty picture with such a beautiful artistic conception, which is what this literary figure can do.

Although the authenticity of this folk story needs to be verified, there are different opinions, but it does not hinder the original intention of this poem. Don't misuse this poem in the future, but say it according to the situation.