The roar was like a thunder on the ground, and then there was a burst of nonsense:
The dog-meat Xishi, the first in Gaomi!
Look, look at that peach-blossom face, wicker waist, mantis neck and crane legs!
Watching the first half made me want to die, and watching the second half scared me to death. Only Mr. Qian strangely liked Bigfoot.
Don’t talk nonsense. If you gossip on the roadside, there will be people listening in the hut. Get someone to report you and have you taken to the Yamen, where the forty-year-old boss will beat you up and turn you into a bad gangster.
No matter what you little hozens say, I won’t be angry today. As long as my godfather likes it, who do you think you are? ! I'm here to play on the swing, not to listen to your nonsense. You belittle me with your mouth, but in your heart you want to drink my urine.
At this time, the swing was raised, and the thick wet hemp rope was hanging in the drizzle, waiting for me to swing it. I threw the oil-paper umbrella back, but I don't know which hozen caught it. I jumped forward, like a red carp emerging from the water. I held the swing rope with both hands, jumped up again, and stepped on the pedals with both feet. Show you kids the benefits of big feet! I shouted loudly: Sons, open your eyes, I will show you my hands, let you gain insights, let you know how to swing on the swing.
——The swinger just now was a fat and stupid girl from unknown family. The charcoal was not as dark as her face, the millstone was not as big as her buttocks, and the water chestnuts were not as big as her feet. With such a figure and appearance, how dare you get on the swing? It's really a four-legged snake that has cut off its nose and is so shameless. What is a swing set? The swing is like a floating stage, it is a performance when you get up there, it is a display of your figure to show your face, it is a small sampan in the big waves, it is the wind, it is the current, it is madness, it is the swing, it is the opportunity for women to act coquettishly. Why did my godfather put up a swing on this school ground? Do you think he really loves the people? Pooh! You are so beautiful! To be honest, this swing frame was specially erected for me by my godfather. It was a Qingming gift from his old man. Do you believe it or not? If you don’t believe me, ask my godfather. Yesterday evening, I went to deliver dog meat to him. After a storm, my godfather put his arm around my waist and said to me: "Be careful, little darling, tomorrow is Qingming Festival. My godfather is at the South Campus, giving you a thumbs up." I bought a swing. My godfather knows that you have practiced Dao Ma Dan, so you can't shock Shandong Province by showing off your skills to them. You have to shock Gaomi County for me and let the common people know that Qian's goddaughter is a high school girl. Hero Hua Mulan! Let them know that big feet are more beautiful than small feet. Qian wants to change the customs so that high-density women will no longer have their feet bound. "
I said, godfather, it's because of my father's affairs. You are unhappy because you are taking on a huge responsibility in order to protect my father. If you are unhappy, I have no thoughts either. My godfather kissed my feet and said movedly:
"Mei Niang, my sweetheart, my godfather just wants to take advantage of the Qingming Festival to sweep away the bad luck in the whole county. He is dead." Those who are alive will not survive, but those who are alive should be happy! When you cry and cry, few people really sympathize with you, and more people are just looking at your jokes. If you toughen up and stand up, you will be tougher than them. If you are stronger than them, they will obey you.
Those who compile books and sing operas will write about you