What are the sentences that "sarcastically show affection"?

May the flowers be similar every year and the people different every year.

Don’t show affection in front of me, or your marriage will fail.

It feels great to show off your love today, but cry after breaking up tomorrow.

There are also some satirical sentences about showing affection, such as:

Showing affection will make you die quickly, and you will be kicked to death.

Don’t show affection in front of me, or your marriage will fail.

Show affection today and say goodbye tomorrow.

I really want to stick my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face right away.

Your girlfriend is not as lucky as Han Hong, but she is also suffering from Han Hong’s disease.

A sparrow stood on the live line, and a sparrow stood on the zero line. They kissed...

I have seen countless people showing affection, but within a few months Just break up.

Please note that if you send photos to show your affection, I will take screenshots to save the photos. If the person you marry in the future is not the person in the photo, I will print the screenshot and send it to you.

Girls make cola chicken wings for boys. The boy took a bite and said, "It's delicious." The girl also took a bite and said: Liar, it's not cooked at all. The boy said gently: Fool, whatever you make tastes delicious to me. A few days later, the boy and girl died of bird flu. This story tells us that if you show affection, you will die quickly!

I have been eating dog food all the time, and the taste is different every year.

What you do for others to see can only appear true but not real, and cover up but make it obvious!

Show affection and love will be divided quickly.

Today you show off in front of me, and tomorrow I will take your wife to show off to you.