1. What are the eight-character funny sentences?
1. The world is dangerous, so if it doesn’t work, just retreat.
2. Exercise muscles to prevent being beaten.
3. Drunk in reality and awake in dreams.
4. Your intelligence is suitable for planting rice.
5. You come and I go, you go and I come.
6. Life is absurd, death is useless.
7. If you succeed, you will be a king; if you fail, you will be a thief.
8. If a person is humble, he will be invincible.
9. The score is not high, just pass.
10. Life is short, you must be sexy.
11. As long as there is electricity, I will be online.
12. If I leave, I will never see you again.
13. If you don’t learn deeply, cheating will lead to failure.
14. Thank you for coming. Come back if you have money.
15. Time flies, but it is better to have money. 2. Funny fortune-telling phrases
Sai Banxian
There is a fortune teller who calls himself "Sai Banxian". It is said that he knows good or bad luck without anyone having to ask.
One day, a sad old man came to tell his fortune. "Sai Banxian" looked at his face and said, "I think you have something to hide!" The old man shook his head.
"Is it because the children are unfilial?"
The old man still shook his head.
"Did he lose his wife in his later years?"
Still shaking his head.
"Sai Banxian" couldn't even guess correctly, so he got a little panicked and said many unlucky things in one breath, but the old man still shook his head. "Sai Banxian" was really at the end of his rope, so he had to plead: "Why do you come here to tell fortunes?"
"Please tell me when will my shaking of my head be cured?"
Living Immortal True God
One year, there was a severe drought. A man went to a Living Immortal to pray for rain. The Living Immortal burned a stick of incense, handed him a sealed note and said: "Next You can only open it if it rains, otherwise it won't work." As soon as the man came home, it started to rain heavily. He opened the sealed note and read: "It's raining today." The man exclaimed: "Ah! A real living god!"
There was a man who was in his thirties and still had no success in his career. He couldn't find a job, couldn't complete his career, and couldn't make any money.
So, I went to a fortune teller to tell my fortune.
"You will remain poor and exhausted until you are forty years old."
After hearing this, the man's eyes lit up, thinking that something had changed, and he immediately asked Said: "Then what?"
"Then..." The fortune teller looked at his horoscope and said, "Then you get used to it!!"
Fortune telling Mr.: "Hey, why didn't you tell me my fortune without giving me any money?"
Customer: "What, didn't you tell me that I don't have any money?"
Someone went to tell my fortune. , the fortune teller wrote a note to him, and then said to him: Your destiny is
"Be careful not to have a big fortune but a big disaster!!" After hearing this, the man left happily.
A few days later, he was hit by a car on the road and broke his leg. After he recovered, he went to the fortune teller angrily to argue:
Didn’t you tell me a few days ago? Me, I am rich and noble, am I not destined to suffer a catastrophe? Why was my leg hit by a car? !
As a result, the fortune teller picked up the note and said to him slowly and logically: Sir, you probably didn’t pay attention.
Actually, that’s what I meant. .Your destiny is "Be rich and powerful but beware of disaster!!"
A young lady asked a blind man on the street to tell her fortune. The fortune teller touched her finger and said to her: "Miss, your life is bad!" After hearing the blind man's words, the lady hurriedly asked: "Why do you say my life is bad?" The blind fortune teller replied: "Because of you It's a bad omen!" After hearing this, the lady became anxious and said, "Can I take off the bra?" The fortune teller replied, "No, as soon as you take off the bra, there will be two big waves in your life. ! ”
There is a person who is still in his thirties and still has no success in his career. He can’t find a job, he can’t succeed in his career, and he can’t make any money.
So, go Ask a fortune teller to tell your fortune. .
"You will remain poor and bankrupt until you are forty years old..."
After hearing this, the man's eyes lit up, and he thought that there was a turn for the better. Immediately ask: What next?
"Then...
The fortune teller looked at his horoscope and said, "Then you get used to it!" ! "