A witty sentence of drinking

Funny sentence of drinking

Funny sentence of drinking, many times we will vent our emotions and adjust our mood through the following behaviors and actions. Drinking is also a way that many people like in our life, and there are also many ways of entertainment. The following humorous sentences about drinking. A witty sentence of drinking 1

1. When drinking wine, friends will drink, and poems will be sung to people.

2. Those who can drink one or two drinks two, so that friends are generous enough; If you can drink half a catty, you can drink a catty, so your buddy is the most intimate!

3. It's better to have a rotten hole in the stomach than to have an emotional crack.

4. Stay half awake and half drunk, and meet again in your dream.

5, the east wind rises, the drums are beating, and the heart is screaming until dawn.

6. wine is a good food, and the more you drink, the younger you become; Wine is Yangtze River water, and the more you drink it, the more beautiful it becomes. Wine is dichlorvos. If you don't get drunk, I won't get drunk. Who will sleep on such a wide road?

7. Slow drinking is enjoyment, while binge drinking is uncomfortable.

8. If you don't drink this glass of wine, you must think I am ugly.

9. If a bottle of wine can make me swallow all the sadness in the first half of 22, then I will do it first.

1. Today is the first time for us to meet. This is the fate of meeting for three glasses of wine.

11. When pouring wine, it is windy and drizzling.

12. One cup and two cups stride, three cups and four cups hold the wall, five cups and six cups hold the wall, but I won't leave. Drink a catty and my sister will carry me away!

13. if you are in trouble, I won't chase you. if you can have a cup to cup.

14. Drink less, not more, and drink more, not more; Talk more and don't talk nonsense, nonsense and nonsense; Don't fool around, don't fool around.

15. One, two, two, two mouthwashes, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, two, and seven, two, eight, two are still yelling. A pot of old wine, two cups of tea, three bowls of trotters and four plates of melons. Five, six, seven, eight friends get together, and nine points are intoxicating and ten flowers are spent.

16. I stumble when I walk, and I want to find water in the middle of the night.

17. You are wine and I am a luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you to accompany me in this life, and I won't regret it if I get drunk all my life!

18. Wine is the essence of grain. The more you drink, the younger you get. Wine is made of grain, so it's sad not to drink it. If you don't drink with food, you feed the dog.

19. There is no rain in the sky and there is drought in the ground. Does it count if tea is used instead of wine? It's a pity to drink so much.

2. Why don't you drink when all the women have drunk? Are you still a gentleman?

21. There is no cloud in the sky and there is drought in the ground. That cup just now doesn't count.

22, men don't drink, don't walk in society.

23, wine is a blessing, wine is a longevity, drinking health and longevity.

24. There is wine on the wine table, so why not? Take a sip and have two more drinks!

25. If you don't drink white, you won't come emotionally.

26, a man with a glass of wine, nobly follow; When a woman drinks a glass of wine, happiness will last forever.

27, don't want to go out, slowly stomach.

28. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

29. Last night, it rained and the wind blew suddenly, so a deep sleep didn't leave any wine.

3, make friends, want to drink, really can't drink, don't hurry. A witty sentence of drinking 2

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2. with my comrades of the city who are here to see me off, and as each of them drains his cup, I say to him in parting.

3. Wine makes a hero, and he refuses to obey his wife.

4, wine field life, life wine field, whether you are bored or laughing. A table of wine deduces a society; A glass of wine, Rong Lang Lang Gan Kun.

5. Don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

6, the commodity economy is in great circulation, and opening up and invigorating two cups.

7. It's too early to get promoted.

8, less than one cup, but drunk on your eyebrows; Drinking water with you, but not drunk without wine.

9. It is intoxicating to spend * * * wine, and flowers are beauty wine or sorrow.

1. I'm afraid I'll feel bad if you don't let me drink. You let me drink because you want to take care of me.

11. from a pot of wine among the flowers, I drank alone. There was no one with me.

12. I hate drinking, but I like the person who can make me drink.

13. Lady's advice: Excited heart and trembling hands, I pour a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader doesn't think I'm ugly.

14. standing on both legs, drinking doesn't count.

15. Maybe I'm drunk in your eyes, but I'm so sober in my heart. Those words that I can't get rid of will miss you even when I'm drunk.

16. wine can solve thousands of worries and make people worry more.

17, can't drink, no future.

18. It's hard to find talents if you drink too much.

19. I want to be with you for a long time, but I'm drinking flowers here. If I can wake up from it, do you wish me a good dream?

2. If you don't drink, who will drink? The humorous sentence of drinking 3

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1. It's far from waking up at sunset, and it's raining all over the sky.

2, respect yourself, don't talk about what you once had, don't talk about eternity!

3. Wine is the essence of grain, and the more you drink, the younger you get.

4. Half a catty of improper wine, one catty helps the wall, and half a catty helps the wall. I won't go.

5. Most people who drink are people with stories.

6. A toast to tomorrow and a toast to the past.

7. I'm afraid I'll feel bad if you don't let me drink. You let me drink because you want to take care of me.

8. Drinking and telling stories is not intoxicating.

9. Respect yourself for the rest of your life. Just talk about money, not your heart.

1, can't drink, no future.

11. People who smoke have stories, while people who drink have worries.

12. I don't drink wine, I drink loneliness.

13. It's hard to find talents if you drink too much.

14. For a non-drinker, the only reason to drink is who he is drinking with.

15. a wind, bringing willow-cotton, sweetens the shop, and a girl from Wu, pouring wine, urges me to share it.

16. If you don't drink today, your life will be wasted.

17, respect yourself, be brave, the time has passed, work hard and realize your dreams!

18. The east wind is blowing and the drums are thundering. Whoever drinks today is afraid of who.

19. Wine reminds me of you, but you forget me.

2, drinking tears, is the most real. Let me drink tonight, even if it is a dream, at least I can dream of you.

21. Some people are lucky and will tell you directly if they miss you. Unfortunately for me, I think you can only drink.

22. The wine must be full when you drink it, and the flowers will fall at once. Mo Yan is young in his thirties, and one point in his thirties.

23, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

24. Tulips in Lanling wine and amber light in jade bowls. But make the host drunk, I don't know where it is.

25. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

26. Your pub gave me a shot, and I fell unconscious at the door.

27. Get up when you fall, and pay for the medicine when you fall.

28. The little revolutionary wine is drunk every day, and the eyes are red and the stomach is bad, and the feet are soft and the memory is greatly reduced.

29. When the sky is clear and the moon is bright, the girl in the club plays the Qin Zheng.

3, sad wine, sad tears, one cup after another, people are drunk in the wine, and the feelings are broken in their hearts!

31. There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.

32. Brothers, bring all the glasses.

33. When will a hundred rivers reach the East China Sea? If you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future.

34, wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. Only when I was drunk did I find that I was missing the person around me.

35. A beautiful woman's pot of wine is full of thousands of miles in autumn. Stone horses lie in new smoke, so why worry?