How to describe a big belly humorously?

Humorous sentences describing a big belly are:

1. The sky is gray and wild, and all the food in my stomach has been eaten up.

2. Look up at the refrigerator, it is empty. I looked down and saw a big belly, empty.

I have a heart to lose weight and a big belly to eat food. They are in PK every day. I counted with my fingers, and today my big belly won again.

A big belly means that the prime minister can hold a boat in his belly.

Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.