Because of this, scientific truth; Not only that, I am a good father. Look at you. You are well-proportioned, handsome and charming, loved by everyone and loved by Bloom. You must be the best among scum, an animal among animals. Look at your little face, you are not a pig! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself! The festival is coming, and I'll send you a pair of couplets:
Part 1: If a tree doesn't want its skin, it will die. The second part: people are shameless and invincible in the world.
A slap on the wall can't even button it! You are very creative and brave. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper. You waste air alive, waste land when you die, and waste RMB at home. China doesn't learn so many weapons, you prefer to learn swords. Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, the swordsman was achieved. Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible. Roll, keep rolling for me; Go away, as far as your thoughts are; Roll, roll as far as possible forever; Lao Tzu's world doesn't allow you to appear. Defend me with your hypocrisy. If you were a flower, the cow would never shit again.
The first part: the sound of reading in the wind and rain, I am silent; Bottom line: family affairs, state affairs and what's going on in the world have nothing to do with you. Horizontal criticism: while playing.
you are
Life with incomplete evolution, alien with gene mutation, kindergarten-level high school students, frog head with congenital disease,
The abandoned baby of the snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer who blocked the septic tank, African descendants who had sex with blacks, chimpanzees with yin and yang imbalance,
Hippopotamus crushed by Noah's ark, new volcanic eruption, huge shameless megaphone, Eskimo shame,
There are cockroaches, semi-plants with decaying vitality, stinking garbage people, and the source of the word "spit".
Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste in human history, old washing machines that God accidentally dropped, brainless creatures that can think,
The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of humiliated ancestors, humus deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study,
10 times the concentration of sedimentary raw oil, disfigured Uncle McDonald,
Damn guy like you:
Being able to play a piece of shit in a TV series is not as good as chewing gum scattered by dogs on the roadside. Even a flower is more handsome than you 10 times.
If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth. If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.
Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touched, and spitting is more deadly than SARS. Pretending to be cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion.
If you are cool and handsome, humans have to reproduce asexually, idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.
In order to leave you, I want to immigrate to Mars. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.
If you go to war, bullets and missiles will be attracted to you.
2. If you swear, rhyme a little, such as once 1. You are not ugly. You are ugly. You are not very practical. Your nose table is too big. You can't see your eyes, ears, nose and mouth.
2。 Thirty-six, bully the weak and be afraid of the hard
3。 You go back to Diaoyutai, we are in China, on the same day!
4。 You make men unhappy, but women happy.
5。 In fact, if you don't fail, how good are you? . ?
6。 Two fingers are longer than the male, or you will be poor for life.
7。 Drag and eat fast, twist the other side.
8。 Is it bad? Will it make a fool of yourself?
9。 Sit and bury one stupidly, and bury a bunch alive in high spirits?
10。 Because you don't like me, and at the same time, don't I want to scrape you to death?
1 1。 Win a candy, lose a factory.
12。 Ok, challenge my old brick with your pig's head.
13。 Your IQ is not high enough, and your EQ is far less than that of the sun.
14。 I really don't know how to be Eritrean, because I'm not even Eritrean. Have I ever thanked you?
15。 I was born useful and will be poor until I die.
16。 You are a dead fish eye, rosacea, and moisten your mouth. Eyebrows like eight knives, eyes like the sun and the moon, nose like Tian Xuan, mouth like Niu Yi. Obviously, it is a wild animal. Believe it or not, the vet castrated you.
17。 Are you wearing flowers? It takes a flower to make a cow shit.
18。 You have a well-proportioned figure, and your underwear is pierced.
19。 You are handsome and covered with lice.
20。 Long life, quick death.
2 1。 Bon voyage, missing halfway.
3. If you swear, it rhymes, it's better to be poetry. I remember a master who specialized in swearing. Some are online. He made up all those poems himself. It seems to be from Taiwan Province Province. You can search them.
I have a few.
When weeding is at noon,
Mines buried the soil.
Your baby digs mines,
Blow twice. One hundred. Five.
Son. Department. Medium. Shan Lang, yes. Pool. Shit. Be covered. nuts
Mom. One. Sincerity. Peter. Mom. One. unhappy
It means mom. Yes, that's him. Mom. No, does it feel good
Leaves. Top. Paper. Tiger. Whistle. Mountain ridge, lying trough. Mud. Horses. Music. Ge. wall
I wish you happiness as the East China Sea. Go to hell. Live. should be I wish you a long life. News. Go to hell. Live. should