The poem about swearing is 1. Please give me that poem about swearing.
One hundred and forty thousand people were disarmed, and none of them were men!
(What do you mean by Mrs. Huarui's scolding? You don't need to explain, you know)
When there is no hero, Vertical Axis becomes famous.
(The poem comes from Ruan Ji, and it also swears without dirty words.)
Xxx turned around and scared a cow by the river.
When Xxx turned around, all the girls in the school vomited together.
Xxx three turns around, the global pervert jumps off a building.
Xxx turned four times, and the Yellow River stopped flowing.
Xxx five turns, Daqing Oilfield does not produce oil.
Xxx six turns, floating but not floating.
Xxx, turn around at seven o'clock. Bi Xian wants to play table tennis.
Xxx eight turns, the monk washes his hair softly.
Xxx nine turn, pork chop invaded my property.
Xxx ten turned around, and everyone fled the earth.
Give a satisfaction! thank you
2. Ask for a curse poem, and grow it again.
Have a nice trip and disappear halfway.
Laugh often, laugh anyway. Life is not as good as Nanshan, and death is imminent.
As happy as the East China Sea, you deserve to be drowned. Bye. ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! How can you curse poetry? The world is getting worse, and everyone is in danger.
Six In the snow falls, fascinating. Please savor it, haha. Do you know what this means? It means: you idiot, I'll kill you in private.
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you to get angry when I see you! Smell your nose and step on you! Go to the toilet, you shit, and die! I drew you on the pen cover and bit you after class. Draw a picture of you on the soles of your feet and walk around trampling you to death! Draw a picture of you on the chair and press your ass every day.
I'll draw you on the sandbag and punch you to death. I jumped out as a virgin in the middle of the night and scared you to death. Right or not, I just love to mess with you! Wrote a curse poem ~ The gamer's name is Ninja Jingfeng, and he was heartbroken and ecstatic. Confusion and death are unbearable. I opened my eyes for the eunuch, and the bird flew to the quiet tree. Although Ye Feng died without a neck, it was a floating life. Mediocre people lied to you and repaid you with tears. If I hadn't kept it to fuck you, I would have closed my eyes and rested today, no less than two or three sentences. Anger also, people who take a nap, not only me, but also the focus. What's more, I haven't lost my mind, and I am very wronged.
What can you do? If you really have the ability, why are more than half of the students lying on the chopping board? Six out of ten people hate you. Are you okay? Its number can be seen. Let bygones be bygones, but today's events are hateful and make me angry.
Mother is sincere, and mother is not happy. Don't understand? Fuck your dead teacher, if my grades are not in your charge, I will definitely give you a few more words when I doze off in class today.
Why do so many people doze off and you only teach me a lesson once? Besides, I'm not completely asleep yet. How unfair! What do you think you are really capable of? If you are so capable, why are more than half of the students sleeping at their desks? Six of your ten students hate you. Look at this picture and you will know how you teach.
What about the past? I won't argue with you. But what happened today is really wrong and makes me angry.
Shit, I'm really unconvinced. You turned around and declared that the article was transferred from the internet, not waiting for you to turn around and scold the teacher. This article is purely entertainment. Please teachers understand your standard of Putonghua. Please read aloud: I hope to forget everything, I hope to forget everything, I hope to forget everything often, I hope to forget everything.
Okay, okay, that's enough, dog. Stop screaming and eat a bone! Once upon a time, there was a king who ordered a minister to find 100 transvestites and take them back to the palace. Soon, the priest came back with them.
The king counted and found that there were only 99, so he asked sharply, "You idiot!" " There is another one? ""Your Majesty, calm down, there is another person reading this message. "The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chickens all day. Chickens are mentally ill. They don't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are in a hurry, so they hide to see the chicken. Silly chickens are secretly looking at their mobile phones.
A farmer keeps a group of pigs. One day, he found that one was missing. He asked the other pigs where they had gone.
Other pigs said: that pig is reading mobile phone messages in the corner! Thinking hard about writing a poem, only two people in the world know it. Now I'm laughing secretly and a fool is reading it. Laugh at the sight of bones, and jump over the wall when you are in a hurry.
When the stranger came, he screamed like hell. It's good for humans to have you! Think of your smile when I get up, smell your smell when I wash my face, and you are my need before going to bed. I really can't leave you, dear-the toilet! China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times.
Men are 20 Pentium, 30 Microsoft, 40 Panasonic, 50 Lenovo people and dogs, men are 20 Bach dogs, sweet words are always on their lips, men are 30 watchdogs, cooking and laundry are the best, men are 40 mad dogs, and they bite at the sight of beautiful women. The new three obedience and four virtues: the wife should follow when she goes out, obey her orders and blindly follow her mistakes; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.
I fell in love with you at first sight, but I don't want to talk to you. I came to see you again and again, and five roses are for you. I chased you in a panic. kuya followed you for nine days and dumped you ten days later. An unexpected person has surrendered to you unconditionally, so sign a love contract or no one will want me! ! ! I'm going to halve my rights and double my obligations.
I want to be an emperor, but I'm afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid of getting into trouble. I thought I was evil, but I didn't know it until I met you. Few people are better than me.
Note: You have sent yellow text messages for many times in a row, and this bureau officially warns you! If it is found again, it will stop using it immediately and post the reimbursement number. Please be self-disciplined You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, with a nest of cabbage on your head, a pocket in your waist and a kelp in your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation failed god. Being single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is awakening, getting married is wrong, getting divorced is awakening, remarriage is stubborn, no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals.
You are the wind, I am sand, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you are a blackboard, I am an eraser, you are a bee, I am a flower, you are Hami, I am a melon, you don't love me, I commit suicide, I will give you all the stars and the moon, as long as you say I love you! Don't trust roses. Roses are expensive and wither easily. If you want to believe, then believe a tear that is higher than 100 degrees Celsius: I love you! As long as you give me a cup of boiled water every day, I can pour it out for you every day. On Monday, I was discharged.
Tuesday, hand in hand. Wednesday, "First Kiss".
Thursday, in love. Friday, one-night stand.
Saturday, romantic "kiss goodbye". Sunday, rotation.
A first-class man has a home outside his home; There are flowers outside the second-class men's house; Third-class men find a home in flowers; Fourth-class family members go home from work; The wife of a fifth-class man is not at home; A sixth-class man has no wife and no home. Baby, baby, I love you as mice love rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.
Hold your lover's hand and follow me gently; Holding the little secret's hand, delicious.
I need an unbridled poem, whether ancient or original.
Li Bai, advise your poem
There is a wolf behind the rabbit in the mountain. The wolf in the mountain makes friends with the rabbit.
When the wolf is in trouble, the rabbit is busy. When the rabbit is in trouble, the wolf hides.
The wolf wants wealth, but abandons the rabbit.
I advise you not to make friends with you. The world of mortals has not been long.
Supplementary verse:
1. Egret is white and impure, pure in color and evil in heart. -Li Bai
2.140,000 people disarmed, and none of them were men! -Du Fu
3. a needle is tempered, and the cloth is thrown backwards. -Du Fu
4. Eyes grow on the buttocks, only recognizing clothes but not people. -Du Fu
5. I am a donkey, I am a donkey, I am a stupid donkey. -Original
6. ebony smells flowers, and lying on the branches hurts and hates the bottom. -Wang Wei
7. If you hear it from a distance and lie like water, it's easy to get to Chun Lv. -Wang Wei