There were three thousand beauties in the harem, and iron pestles were ground into embroidery needles
Looking up to the sky and laughing, they went out, no one knew it was lychees
Not knowing the true face of Mount Lu, only Know how to bend a bow and shoot a big eagle
I chatted about being a teenager, and it is good to return to my hometown with my youth as a companion
When I woke up, we had sex together, and our children suddenly came together (this is too powerful...)
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Man, forty-one flowers, I will kill hundreds of flowers after they bloom!
When relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, they don’t know whether flowers have fallen or people have died
There is nowhere to be found after wearing iron shoes, but the person is in the dim light
The spring night is worth a moment Daughter of gold, I know this matter must be carried out...
But the flying generals in Longcheng are here, and the pink and white in the sixth palace are colorless (the general is also stunningly beautiful...)
The wind is rustling and the water is changing. It's cold, the waves of a big river are wide
When I was young and old, I left home and returned home. How can I tell whether I am a male or a female?
I wish to be like two-winged birds in the sky, and fly separately when disaster strikes
Ten years of life and death are uncertain, but I don’t regret that Zhongzi crossed my wall (...)
Once bitten by a snake, I hear birds singing everywhere
I think back to Gong Jin’s time, when Xiao Qiao got married for the first time , which makes me unhappy.
The beauty rolls up the beaded curtain, and all traces of people are wiped out (awesome!!!)
Young men are old in the world, and who is the old woman with white hair? (Very emotional)
When my mother-in-law heard that her daughter was coming, she went to the clear pond.
When my sister heard that my sister was coming, she hung herself from the southeast branch.
When the younger brother heard that his sister was coming, he stopped playing the pipa and was late to speak. (This...)
From now on, the king will not go to court early. Sima Jiangzhou's green shirt is wet, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall. Does the prefect of Xuancheng know? (Are you enlightened? Hey... those stories that have to be told by Sima Jiangzhou and the prefect of Xuancheng... = =)
——There is no limit to the sea of ??learning, but when you turn back, you will reach the shore. (Why is this so smooth?)
——The cars are racing, the horses are scurrying, and no expense is spared to buy a precious sword.
——The wind is roaring, the horses are braying, the hibiscus dew weeps and the fragrant orchid smiles.
——The sky is blue, the fields are vast, and a pear tree is blooming on top of a begonia. (Who is this?.. So evil)
——Late at night, I suddenly dreamed of a young man’s story, and a pear tree pressed against the begonia.
——On the tower near the water, the moon comes first, and a pear tree overwhelms the begonia.
——On this day last year, in this doorway, there was a pear tree with begonias in full bloom.
——Looking at the king with affection, a pear tree weighs the begonia.
——Poor, on the third night of September, a pear tree is blooming on the begonia
——In ten years of life and death, a pear tree is crushing the begonia
——Two orioles The green willow tree and a pear blossom press the begonia
——The king lying drunk on the battlefield laughs, a pear tree presses the begonia
——Mandarin duck quilt, a cloud bed, a pear tree presses the begonia< /p>
... (Okay, don’t press it... Haitang is too innocent)
—— As time passes by after entering the world, how many people have fought in ancient times.
People in the past have gone there by Yellow Crane, and the Yellow Crane Tower is vacant here. (This mix is ??good, and the central idea is outstanding.)
——Dongfeng will not be able to rest on the king's arm if he does not agree with Zhou Lang. (Start... 8CJ)
——The flower path is never swept away by a lucky visitor, and it always makes the hero burst into tears. (When this sentence came out, it was like a stunning shot, and everyone who joined the team was all excited...)
——My husband and I took off our shirts and spent the spring night warm in the hibiscus tent. (Pauses face...)
——Li Bai is about to leave in a boat, and from now on the king will not go to court early
——When the silver vase breaks, water will burst out, and from now on the king will not go to court early (frightened)
——The delicacies on the jade plate are worth thousands of dollars, and from now on the king will not go to court early (to eat...)
——The left hand holds the yellow, the right holds the blue sky, from now on The king does not go to court in the morning (goes hunting~~)
——The courtyard is a little deeper, and from now on the king does not go to the court in the morning (gets lost...)
——But the Flying General of Dragon City Now, from now on, the king will not go to court early (good for evil)
Does the Xuancheng prefect know if he kills one person in ten steps?
Kill one person in ten steps, and the country will be destroyed - so fierce, the invincible swordsman has killed everyone
Kill one person in ten steps, and the shadow will become three people
Kill one person in ten steps, bow your head and miss your hometown.
——Not too cold-blooded
Kill one person in ten steps, and laugh into the Orchid Wine Shop--dandy boy...
More timid when close to hometown, kill one person in ten steps
When I was dying of illness, I sat up in shock, and smiled and asked where the guest came from (cow...)
When I was dying of illness, I sat up in shock, and even came over the parapet in the middle of the night (more awesome...) < /p>
The wine and meat of the rich family are smelly and the Li family’s porridge is fragrant
The moon is falling, the sky is filled with crows and frost, and the husband and wife return the house
Wanren Mountain is an isolated city among the colorful clouds of Chaoci Baidi
He died before he left the army and refused to teach Huma to cross the Yin Mountain
On a bright moonlit night at the Twenty-Four Bridges, a pear blossom pressed against the begonia
Red crisp hand yellow vine wine Two orioles sing in the green willows
A row of egrets ascends to the blue sky beside the ancient road outside the Changting Pavilion
The spring night is short in the hibiscus tent and the iron cables across the Dadu Bridge are cold
The sky is clear and the fields are vast. The red apricot is about to come out of the wall
Toast to invite the bright moon, but the bright moon shines in the ditch
The little lotus just revealed its sharp corners, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall
You gave birth to me Before I gave birth to you, I have already missed you all day long. If I don’t see you, I might as well hang myself on a southeastern branch
The window contains the ever-changing snow of the West Ridge, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall
Three thousand beauties in the harem are iron The pestle is ground into an embroidery needle
Three thousand beauties in the harem consume 10,000 cucumbers a day
Picking chrysanthemums under the east fence will not destroy the soul
Picking chrysanthemums under the east fence The children suddenly came together
Then there was a special topic about the Xuancheng prefect who was going crazy and laughing. . . This phrase "Does the Governor of Xuancheng know?" is really versatile. What a pitiful Governor of Xuancheng...
When will the moon come in the clear sky? Does the Governor of Xuancheng know - Astronomy
< p>Wang Shibei set the day for the Central Plains, did the Xuancheng prefect know it - current affairs and politicsWhere is the Xiangguan at sunset, did the Xuancheng prefect know it - Geography
Peach Blossoms Outside the Bamboo Three or two branches, does the prefect of Xuancheng know or not - Botany
I wonder who Jiang Yue is waiting for, does the prefect of Xuancheng know or not - emotional topics
Maoling does not see the seal of marquis, Xuancheng Does the prefect of Xuancheng know that he went to the wrong door? It would be better to post a missing object notice
The merchant girl does not know the hatred of the country's subjugation. Does the prefect of Xuancheng know that you are here to challenge me?
(The prefect of Xuancheng stood up: What are you doing, am I Google? Ask me all the troubles?!)
——The waiter helped him up weakly, Jiang Sima Sima's green shirt in Jiangzhou is wet. (Cover your face...Sima Dayou...)
——Sima Jiangzhou's green shirt is wet, does the prefect of Xuancheng know? (You guys! It’s too much. Lord Sima was CPed like this...)
——Parking the car and sitting in the love maple forest at night, silence is better than sound at this time. (Hey...it's over, it's over)
——Blow the jade pipe in front of the flowers, and the scenery changes. (Master Liu Jia, Master Du Fu, will you cry if you learn about this situation?)
——Picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence, it is impossible not to lose your soul. (Tao Yuanming: I have already lived in seclusion, why did you bring me out?)
——Luohong is not a heartless thing, and the gate will be opened for you now. (I didn’t see anything... )
——I’m even more happy about the thousands of miles of snow in Minshan Mountain, and the spring tide brings rain that comes late. (I didn’t see it, didn’t see it ///....)
——I want to say more Ashamed, even if you want to say it, you are ashamed, and you have lost all your good autumn. (Pffff ```` A subtle WS feeling hits my face ````)
Then the final summary report of the JQ incident.
I am going crazy as a teenager, and a pear tree overwhelms the begonia. .
The golden stems of Emperor Han are straight outside, and the clouds and rain in Wushan are in vain.
The water flows down three thousand feet, and the hot spring water washes away the fat.
The spring night is short and the sun is rising, and Sima Jiangzhou's green shirt is wet. (I can’t help it, who did this... it’s too YD)
Polyamory plot:
Li Bai: A moment of spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold, not as good as Wang Lun’s gift of love to me!
Flying General: Li Bai is about to travel by boat. From now on, the king will not go to court early!
King: But the flying generals of Dragon City are here, and the pink and white in the sixth palace have no color!
Hey, this is destined to be a love affair...
Late at night, I suddenly dream about my youth, but I only dream about idle people, not you.
"Little San" Wang Lunjun .
——A spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold, not as good as Wang Lun’s gift to me. (Wang Lunlei: I don’t know you, prefect. Officials can’t talk nonsense.)
——Two orioles sang in the green willows, and a red apricot came out of the wall.
The spring breeze turns green again on the south bank of the river. When will the red apricots come out of the wall again?
——Does the Xuancheng prefect know when Hongxing will return from the wall? (Thumping on the wall!!)
——The wind is rustling and the water is cold, and the red apricots are out of the wall and will never come back. (-by the unbearable prefect)
(The prefect is furious: ask again Does the prefect know, you are going to hang the southeast branch!)
So everyone started to look for life and death, and another wild model was born...
After the new rain in the empty mountain, hang it from the southeast! Branch
When the matter is over, I brush off my clothes and hang myself on the southeast branch
If I want to see a thousand miles away, I hang myself on the southeast branch
Listen to your words and hang myself on the southeast branch< /p>
At noon on the day of hoeing, I hang myself on the southeast branch
On the moon, I hang myself on the southeast branch
I hope people will hang on the southeast branch for a long time
Cut the weeds without removing the roots and hang them from the southeast branches
Pick chrysanthemums under the east fence and hang them from the southeast branches
In ancient times, the sages were all lonely, but they could only hang themselves from the southeast branches
An Neng can crush his eyebrows and bend his waist to serve the powerful, so that I can't hang myself on the southeast branch!
——Since ancient times, it is better to hang oneself on the southeast branch.
——The late emperor hung himself on the southeastern branch before he started his business.
——There was a beautiful woman in the north, and he hung himself on the southeastern branch.
——Sneaking into the night with the wind , hanging from the southeast branch.
——No relatives or friends, hanging from the southeast branch.
——I want to ride the wind back home, but I am afraid that the branches are full. (Spray ``)
——There are no old friends when leaving Yangguan in the west, all old friends hang on the southeastern branches. (Thumping the ground...)
——Don’t worry, there are no friends in the road ahead, and the city is full of southeastern branches. (Awesome!!)
——Everyone hangs himself on the southeast branch, does the prefect of Xuancheng know? (I'm going to die laughing...the prefect burst into tears.)
——The prefect of Xuancheng doesn't know whether he hangs himself on the southeast branch. (The prefect of Xuancheng vomited blood: ...Do you want to fight with me? T T )
——The prefect hung himself on the southeast branch, and Sima Jiangzhou's green shirt was wet. (Sure enough, the prefect can't stand it anymore, Sima Jun... this dampness is not that dampness...)
——If the love between two people lasts for a long time, how can they hang on the southeast branch.
——In the middle of the night, when no one is around, I hang myself on the southeast branch. In the next day, I will see this thing in front of the beautiful window, which I miss the most. (Sacrificed for love?)
Dongnanzhi: Are they all hanging on me? ! Are you done yet? !
Then after ten years of life and death,
The Governor of Xuancheng
There is water in a thousand rivers and a moon in a thousand rivers. , ten years of traces and ten years of heart.
Please buy me a glass of wine, and share your sorrow with me. (Brother Nalan, you have traveled too far.)
Jiangzhou Sima
Time is not reserved for young people. A toast to relieve sorrow will make it worse.
Hating you is not like Jiang Lou Yue, I can only hang myself on the southeast branch.
The Governor of Xuancheng
I lost my youth in chatting and got drunk in Luoyang by arranging plum blossoms.
Who cares about the west wind and is alone in the cold sea every year? (After all, Su Dongpo still has Zhu Dunru as a companion during the time travel, Nalan? Why are you there again?)
Jiangzhou Sima
Back then, I fought hard but was so drunk that I lost weight for whom. worry.
What spring breeze cannot tolerate, the chrysanthemums still have proud frost branches. (This gorgeous confession is too pink> <)
Xuancheng Prefect
Hundred Years My thoughts have become dull, and I have grown old without spending time together.
Late at night, I suddenly dreamed about my youth, but I only dreamed about idle people, not about you. (This sentence! This sentence! Bold and emphasized! Mix and match love! Very cute and sad!)
Jiangzhou Sima
I advise you to take pity on the people in front of you, and don’t wait for nothing. Break branches.
I will leave you if you don't care. Since you have no intention, I will give up. (Hey, Mr. Sima, forget it if you follow me, I don't care about you)
Xuancheng Prefect
Leave the song of resentment to be listened to when you are drunk, and you can bear to remember the past.
An De will not give up on her even if she is alive or dead, and a thousand gold promises will be difficult to repay.
(Finally, finally, complete)