The funniest confession in the world

★ Laugh it off, I love you deeply, alone, my heart beats to 180. I am lucky to be three students. Thank you for being in my life every day. Four generations under one roof is our future goal. Dear, I want to shout out: I love you! Since you have lived in my heart for several years and didn't pay the rent, since I stayed with you in my dream and didn't get enough sleep, dear, you can promise to be my girlfriend!

★ I have been wandering in a sea of people, dragging my hukou book and 9 yuan in my pocket, and then I met you and led you into the Civil Affairs Bureau. I love you, wife!

★ Nobel said that I don't promise love, so there is no love prize in the Nobel Prize. I say to you: I am a Nobel Prize. If you love me, I will reward you. thank you

★ I went shopping two days ago and passed by the Civil Affairs Bureau. I saw many people there. When I asked, I thought of you when I said it was cheap to get married now. Let's get married too. My treat!

You and I met too early, but we fell in love too late. When I was still singing "Who can I ask for love", when you said "If I am true" and "Love you", I was so happy that I forgot who I was. The love of "I believe" and "A brief encounter" has penetrated into my soul! Dear, please believe my sincerity in loving you, and I will make you happy!

Would you like to be my girlfriend? Now you have four choices: A is my girlfriend, B is willing to be my girlfriend, and C is very willing to be my girlfriend, above D.

Madame Curie said, I suspect that there are shocking people in love, so take one to the laboratory for experiments first. The result of the research is that you are not an ordinary thunder man, you are the legendary Thor!

Oh, no, there have been constant rainstorms, frequent earthquakes and disasters in all aspects recently. Well, let's pray to heaven together. Pray that I love you ★ For you, meeting for the first time feels like moving a piano under construction (love at first sight). Seeing you again is like a mobile phone can't fall into the toilet. I miss you like a dentist's toothache, and I have you by my side. Do you know anything about pigs? I miss you very much!

★ Don't sneeze, because then I will catch a cold; Don't sleep late, because then you won't be able to eat my breakfast. Don't lose your temper, because then I will be very sad. Don't ignore me, or I'll go crazy!

I spent all my time waiting for your love. I am carving and casting our love with heart. I try my best to write our love in gorgeous language, looking forward to your reply and asking for your love. I hope the long night is not just waiting, but also love.

★ In spring, you reflect my heart like a flower in the field; In summer, you are as gentle as fire, and the sunshine warms my heart; In autumn, you are the cool breeze from the evening breeze, which makes me extremely excited; In winter, you are a snow-white and flawless angel, which makes me feel extremely happy!

★ Don't look at me vulgar, that means I am sincere, don't look at me stupid, that means I am sincere to you, don't look at me stupid, that's because after falling in love with you, don't look at me handsome, that's because I am the most handsome in your heart!

I made a wish for you yesterday. I hope you can find the right partner as soon as possible. Then God spoke. He said not to work so hard. I will be your other half.

I miss your smile, your coat, your white socks and your smell. Let my thoughts turn into white clouds in the sky and bring my love for you. Honey, come back. My son and I miss you.

You can't always trip over stones, but you have tripped over my stones too many times. I suggest you take my stone home and put it at home. So I can't trip you.

★ I heard that you are gentle, I heard that you are cute, I heard that you love to laugh, and I heard that you want to fall in love. I'll believe that when I see it. Let me see.

★ There is a kind of love called love at first sight. There is a kind of yearning, called the disaster of lovesickness. There is a state called "emotional". Love at first sight makes me miss you so much that I am always emotional. Do you understand my mood at the moment?

★ Spring is first love, summer is passionate love, autumn is erotic love, and winter is crystal love. I can't bear to love you, you are my dream duet!

★ Lovers are like hormones. Although it is effective, it is endless; Girlfriends are like western medicine. If used well, the effect is remarkable, but if used wrongly, the side effects will be serious. My wife is a Chinese doctor. Although silent, it is effective for a long time. My little body can't stand the stimulation of hormones and the side effects of western medicine. Chinese medicine is the most suitable. Do you want it?

★ Love is bitter, and the cost of love is quite expensive; All kinds of holiday gifts, birthday flowers, cakes. To get married, the money must be prepared first, the car must be in place, and the wedding diamond ring bride price must be paid. I am at a loss and dead-headed, coveting happiness and pain!

★ It is said that Pig Bajie has offended Chang 'e and demoted him to the world for love, which is silly and really worthless; They said I was going crazy, too. I love you so much, but you throw it away mercilessly and entangle it in your heart, which is unnecessary; But they don't know that you just leave and have no feelings. Who shall I find to plow the fields in the future? My cow, come back!

★ I am not an official second generation, and you are not a rich woman. You swear to me that it is not romantic; My promise to you is not perfunctory. Hold your hand all day, I promise you; I will grow old with my son in this life, waiting for you to cash it. Now that fate has been decided, why not get married early? So as not to miss each other, thinking all day.

Newton said that love is like an apple on a tree. If it's destiny takes a hand, it will fall and hit you on the head. Believe it or not, I do. Not because of Newton, but because you are a cow, and more because of your stubbornness. I love you, stubborn cow!

The most sensational confession love story _ the most sensational love story

If falling in love with you is also a mistake, I firmly believe that this will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life. What are the most sensational confessions? The following small series will share with you some of the most sensational confessions. Come and have a look with Bian Xiao. The most sensational confession love story 1

1. I mean, I mean, for me, I will love someone at any cost, even if I get nothing. I love you, although you can't give me anything.

I want to be with someone who will still make my heart beat even after living together for ten years, and that person is you.

What's the point of life if we can't be together again? Follow me!

When I come back, I will find you, love you, marry you, and then live without regrets.

If my eyes can't see the person I love, what do I need eyes for? If my lips can't kiss the person I love, what do I need my lips for? If my hand can't touch the person I love, what do I need it for? What should I do if I can't see, kiss or touch the person I like?

6. I love that you will catch a cold in the weather of 30 degrees Celsius; I love you. It takes an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I like that when you look at me, wrinkles will squeeze out from your forehead, just like you are looking at a madman; I like playing with you all day, and I can still smell the perfume on your clothes when I get home. I like that you are the last person I want to talk to before going to bed every night. I love these not because I am lonely, nor because it is New Year's Eve, but when I decide to spend the rest of my life with you, I hope the rest of my life can start as soon as possible.

7. I have no great advantage, that is, I will be good to you only after I die.

I have surrendered to you unconditionally, so you can sign a love contract.

9. I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and walk with you.

10. In this life ... If ... I can't have you, I will hate myself. .............

1 1. If you drink your own wine of love, you will be thirsty for a lifetime without a refill.

12. In my lost heart, you pulled me out of loneliness.

13. Only you know my world.

14. I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future. ..

15. Think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me.

The most sensational confession love story 2

1. After many twists and turns, I realized that home is the warmest; After the ups and downs, I feel considerate and true; Missed a lot, only to know how to cherish what you have; Through the noise, I realized that you are the most precious. I love you! No regrets, no death!

Every time you encourage me, I am full of confidence. Every time you smile, I will never forget it. Having you is the happiness of my life. From the moment I fell in love with you, I found that love can be so great. In this upcoming May 20, I want to say: I love you.

3. If love is busy, I would like to be your top; If love is a passbook, I would like to be your bank; If love is happiness, I would like to be your pistachio; If love is a rose, I would like to be your rose garden. I love you! Love to the end, never regret!

4. Without rain, spring is lifeless; Without light, night is dark; Without flowers, summer is so depressing; Life without you is boring. 5.20, I love you, and my love for you is unparalleled. Hold your hand and be together forever.

5. Looking at you, I am elated, and beauty is sweeter than honey; I feel refreshed and full of joy when I think of you; Thinking of you, I am so excited that I can't sleep day and night; 5.20 I love you and declare my love to you. I want to love you all my life. I have no regrets about protecting you all my life. As long as you promise me, I dare to reach for the stars!

6. No matter how messy your heart is, it is always refreshing to have you to clean it; No matter how tired my body is, I am still full of vitality under your care. Honey, I love you. Although we are an old couple, I want to remind you on this day that the future is bright and beautiful because we love each other!

7. A minute without you is too long; With you, a hundred years is too short. Because of you, all the troubles have disappeared, because of you, happiness is sweet. I love you, asking for nothing but eternal life!

8. The sky of love is boundless. Let the sunshine of love bathe. The wind is light and the clouds are light, and the feelings are long; Rich and fragrant love is overwhelming; Love that I miss day and night is heartbreaking. Love has a head, love has a master, you and I have been in love for a long time, why not? I love you forever.

9. I hope you are happy, surrounded by happiness, carefree and lucky. I love you, my friend, and wish you all the best and happiness every day.

10. Because of you, the world has become beautiful; Because of you, life is meaningful; Everything is sweet because of you. I love you! I will always be with you in this life!

1 1.520 today, express my love: I love your clear and bright eyes, I love your spring-like smile, I love your gentle and demure steps, and I love your wayward and lovely temper. Dear, let me spoil you all my life, love you all my life, love you all my life!

12.520 I love you, your warm smile, your naughty behavior, your pure and kind eyes, and you follow with no regrets. No matter how far the road is, we will walk together, and happiness and happiness will accompany us. Honey, I love you. Let's walk together and slowly walk to the end of the world.

13. If loving you is a drop of water in the sea, I would like to become an endless sea. If I love you like a speck of dust in the boundless desert, I will become the unchanging desert. If I love you as a star in the vast universe, how I wish I were an endless universe. I love you, maybe I'm still just me, but I still love you all my life.

14.520, I love you. Let you know that you are no longer lonely, and I will accompany you every day. Let you experience the warmth of two hearts embracing each other. Let you know that since then, you have one more me, one who misses you day and night. Give me a chance, and I will make you feel the sweetness of love and the happiness of life. 520, I love you, my commitment to your life.

15. I love you more than myself. With you, my mood is more substantial; With you, my smile is charming; With you, my life is full of vitality. I love you, and I will be together all my life!

The most sensational confession love story 3

1. Is it funny? It's weird not having you around. Will you spend the rest of your life with me?

Since you appeared, I know that it is so beautiful to be loved. ..

3. Hide you in my heart.

Being with you is just that I don't want to give anyone a chance! !

I swear ... fifty years later ... I still love you as much as I do now. ...

6. I am willing to spend 10 million years waiting for you to smile like the warm sun in early spring.

7. I think I will still love you as much as I do now in 50 years. I don't want to be short-lived, as long as I can't declare that I love you because you are too beautiful. Can you help me with it ... I hope you are the last person I see before going to bed. ..

8. Everything in the world has become nothing. My heart will always be with you!

9. Love is believing in everything, embracing everything, enduring everything and being kind. Love never stops!

10. Put my love in your considerate eyes, and don't be indifferent to my love for you, because you are a pain in my heart forever!

1 1. Online one you, online one me, online your tenderness, I made a mistake and gently told you that I once loved.

12. Everyday is actually more charming, but it is simply intoxicating!

13. Are you far from me? Not at all. It is hidden in my heart.

14. You know you can't love, but you love to death. You know you love without results, but you love to death.

15. I love you more than myself. You are the sun in my heart. When you shine, I am full of vitality.

The most romantic confession

I am the salt in your dish. Without me, everything has lost its flavor. I am your winter sun, summer popsicle and cloudy umbrella.

Second, I just want to hold your hand and look into your eyes … Walking barefoot by the sea … Only you are because of you.

I love you, and I am willing to give up everything, including you, for your happiness.

Fourth, people say: Love someone without asking for anything in return. But I want you to give it back to me and let me give you all my love in my lifetime!

5. Spring water is your love, Xia Yun around the peak is your lingering, autumn moon is your tenderness, and winter plum is your love.

Sixth, sexy, you look back, cows don't look up when they eat grass; Beautiful you smile, flowers wither and shy; You walk gently by the river, and the river whimpers and flows gently. Love your heart!

Spring has come, the grass is lovesick, the flowers are in love, the butterfly is married, and the baby of mother rabbit can make soy sauce. What are you waiting for? Fall in love with me!

Eight, if there is one this time, we will take it.

Nine, your eyes blink, I die, your eyes blink again, I come back to life, your eyes blink again, I die!

Ten, there is a melody called notes, that is the happiness you give, which has been floating in my memory, allowing my romantic talent to play the beautiful picture of love, dear, in this beautiful season, you are my most precious life wealth.

1 1. I don't remember which dusk it was. You and I accidentally passed by, just like a mountain peak being thrown into the sea. No ripples, only stormy waves. At that time, I decided that I only love you in my life!

Twelve, the footsteps of years, stepping on the footprints of love; Breeze flows and thoughts fly; Put a lock on love, one is me and the other is you; Miss you, miss you, fascinate me!

Thirteen, come with me.

14. I still love you, but I have less persistence in being together.

Fifteen, love you, hide in your heart, warm in your heart!

Sixteen, love is long, the heart is long, when does love stop in the depths? When to rest, when to rest, don't let go; Love in the heart, love in the mouth, love in the heart; I've only been worried about you all my life.

Seventeen, love let us meet, love let us fall in love, love let us fall in love, love let us care, let me give you all my love in my lifetime!

My heart will beat with you when you smile. If you keep laughing, my heart will keep beating! So you have to keep laughing, so I won't die because of you!

Nineteen, short life makes love eternal. Beautiful girl, please don't be narcissistic, open your heart and accept my roses.

20. The Roar of the Lion: From now on, you are only allowed to love and spoil me, don't lie to me, do everything you promised me, be sincere in everything you said to me, don't bully me, scold me and trust me. If others bully me, you should come out and help me as soon as possible. I am happy, you have to be happy with me, I am not happy. You should make me happy.

I'll pick you up when I open a cafe.

Twenty-two, you are the only man who moved me so much in my busy life. You are everything in my long life.

Twenty-three, my love is wine, the longer the alcohol; My love is a kind of power, and there is no limit to every minute. On this romantic Valentine's Day, I only dedicate it to my dearest you! Happy Valentine's Day!

I want to hug you.

The most sensational confession

The most sensational confession love story 1

1. Don't fall in love because of loneliness. Time is the devil. If you are an affectionate person, you will have feelings even if you don't love each other. What will you do in the end?

Don't marry for responsibility, you know, it is the most irresponsible to marry someone who doesn't love him. Even if you let the other person feel sad at that time, it is better than letting him feel sad for several years or even for a lifetime.

I'm talking about the sadness of lonely autumn and the lovesickness in the open sea. If someone asks me what's on my mind, I dare not say your name.

4. How long has there been no bright moonlight in front of the bed in a brightly lit city? Is there a pure dream in the night without bright moonlight? How I want to go back to those moonlit years; Think more, and turn back the water of time.

5. Why does my heart sink into the abyss when the moon is brightest? Why do I think of my lover far away when the moon is at its fullest? The bright moonlight in front of the window, why does it make me particularly sad? It's late at night, go back to sleep!

6. The same regret is different from concealment, the same pain is different from conditioning, and the same acacia is divided into pieces and lingers in the fundus.

7. Because of fate, no matter the sky blue in your life or the rainy season, I will always be just a turn for you, and I will hold up an undeserved sky for you!

8. Ginkgo biloba leaves slowly slipped from your fingers, with your handwriting on them. I am standing in the rain, so far away from you, and I wonder who will stand by your umbrella.

9. With you, the world will be wonderful. With your calm lake water, you will know the taste of missing, and with you, you will know the connotation of passion!

10. There is a kind of tears that are hard to give up, a kind of eyes that are unforgettable, a kind of affection that is heartbreaking, and a kind of concern that lingers under the moon.

1 1. Have we ever been restless on a rainy night? What details do we remember after the excitement? Tonight, while there are still young thoughts and souls, quietly recall the beauty that touched us, and then burst into tears.

12. rainy nights can be lonely or romantic; March didn't come, the rain came, and many good things were waiting for us.

13. Anything can happen on a rainy night, except love. Love is exiled, three thousand miles away, two thousand years ago, whose woman would pick mulberry on strangers? Who else will yell evil at the sky? Sleep!

14. It turns out that the world of love is so big that it can hold a hundred kinds of grievances; It turns out that the world of love is so small that three people will suffocate.

15. The moonlight is so bright, how about walking alone in Zhonghao Er? The wind is so strong, look at the moon outside the window and imagine the ancient beauty. Who was the first person to see the moon rise? Who saw the moon set in the west? Go to sleep, baby!

The most sensational confession love story 2

1. If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity; If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.

Honey, I have already bought the ticket! The starting point is this life and the end point is the afterlife. Please obey the eternal rules when you get on the bus! People and hearts should not stick out of the car at will! Don't jump in the middle I hope we can love each other forever! Never part.

There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on!

In fact, people who have always cared about you are right beside you, don't you see?

In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me to spoil me; For life!

6. Love makes us meet, love makes us fall in love, love makes us fall in love, love makes us care, and let me give you all my love in my lifetime!

7. Singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. My heart is broken for you, and the song is sung for you. I just want you to be happy. I'm sorry!

8. The whole meaning of my life is to meet you at this moment.

9. There is no reason to like someone. As long as you can be with the person you love, it is considered worthwhile to pay without regrets.

10. The most unforgettable thing is your smile. When it is displayed on your face, I feel as if a spring breeze has blown over me and melted my heart.

The most sensational confession love story 3

1, loving you for ten thousand years is my pursuit; It is my wish to love you for a thousand years; Kissing you once is the happiest time in my life; Promise me, marry me!

2, baby my love, my heart is with you; Your heartbeat is connected with my blood, and your pace is the rhythm of my life; Even if all the lovesickness turns to dust, I will never give up.

3. bloom is full of flowers and flowing water. One kind of lovesickness, two places of leisure. There is no way to eliminate this situation, only frown and mind.

You, you, you little leprechaun, poisoned me with your love poison, but you didn't give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

You let me taste the pain of thinking about you all the time and the happiness of being with you. You are the only one who can make me taste the ups and downs.

6. You are a woman, I am a man (nonsense), you are the happiest person, then I am the happiest person (truth), you are my lover, then I am the most man.

7. You are the most beautiful in my eyes, and every smile makes me intoxicated. Your bad, your good, your pout when you lose your temper. You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only those who love each other know you best.

8. If my existence brings you a little burden, you just need to breathe gently and I will drift away with the wind, because love is not a burden.

9. No matter which day we met, fell in love or parted, you must remember that today, 20xx, is also the first time I confessed to a girl on 2 1! Don't laugh, use my tears as envelopes, my heart as stationery, and the bandits who love you as titles. I love you forever. As long as I can see you every day, it is the greatest happiness for me. The tears you suffered will never happen again, because of me!

10, I used to be just a child shining with the stars and lonely with the night. Before yesterday, I didn't know how to write happiness. Inadvertently meeting you gave me a feeling of liberation from memories. For you, I will forget her as soon as possible. If you don't leave, I won't give up. Although I haven't known you for a long time, you give me the feeling that it is worthwhile to pay for you, and I don't care so much about what I say. Can you walk with me all the way?

1 1, it is said that meteors are responsive, and I am willing to wait under the starry sky until a star is touched by me and falls on your sleeping pillow with my thoughts and blessings. I really want to hide you in my chest pocket and melt you warmly so that you can't live without it anymore. From then on, I won't let others think that I am the only one who can fall in love.

12, when I am lonely, I always long for someone around me to listen to me. I know it's a extravagant idea. Sometimes I am really afraid of loneliness, inner emptiness, just like the endless darkness that I dare not face at night. However, this feeling is sometimes as ubiquitous as a ghost. That kind of inner entanglement seems to be the entanglement between angels and demons. Thinking of a person in my heart sometimes makes me feel very happy. The moment of happiness is boundless loneliness, just as the song says, I miss you not because of loneliness, but because I miss you.

13, Lonely Night Because of your insomnia, I lost my dream mood, but I have no dream since then, but I still have you in my dream! Meeting you is pure providence, and I fall in love with you wholeheartedly. You never regret the person you loved, but you are satisfied when you get it! My love for you is always a little more than yesterday and a little less than tomorrow. Love you more every day! No matter how far the kite flies, the thread will always be in the kite's hand, and no matter where I am, my heart will always be with you!

14, lovely, you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

15, love is the pleasure of pain and injury. Let me love you and be loved by you, let me stare into your eyes, let you be eternal, and let us be lovers for life!