Gift to Wang Lun" "Spring Troubles" "Looking at the Beijing Roast Duck Restaurant" "Quiet Night Thoughts"
Li Bai took a boat without paying, and slept in spring without realizing the dawn. The sun shines on the incense burner and produces purple smoke, and the bed Qianmingyueguang
The boatman kicked him off the boat. Mosquito bites everywhere, looking at the Beijing roast duck restaurant. Li Bai opened the window.
The water in Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep. The sound of wind and rain comes at night. The saliva flows down three thousand feet. When I encounter the X-ray, I will see if you die today. Really annoying. There is no money in my pocket. All my teeth are falling out!
"Compassion for the Farmers" "Spring Bath" "Wang Lushan Rag" "Quiet Night Thoughts
I don't take a bath in spring at noon on the day of hoeing. The sun shines on the incense burner and produces purple smoke. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed. ,
Landmines were buried in the soil, and mosquitoes bitten me everywhere. So and so came to the morgue, where Li Bai slept soundly
Someone came to steal vegetables and sprayed pesticides, with his head on the ground and his feet in the sky. Dreaming of cows Demon King,
exploded to two hundred and fifty! I don’t know how many died. Going to the West with a Smile I was so scared that I wet my crotch.
Early departure from Baidicheng's "Encouragement to Study", "Plum Blossoms" and "Looking at the Toilet in Front"
Chao Ci's dormitory heart likes three bowls of rice and five chickens, and there are a few plum blossoms in the corner that are smelly in the sunshine. Yellow smoke rises from the furnace
The netizens suddenly met while the man was eating. Who was the female (or male) friend? Looking at the toilet in the front from a distance
The face was full of sadness and she couldn't stop crying. She didn't know where to go because she had eaten. Fighting for food, if you don’t say shit, you’ll be dripping with shit
I just regretted not fighting for food when I almost starved to death, but your deskmate touched his pocket and didn’t bring any paper
"Exam Song" 》 "Unknown Poem" "Outside the Eighteen Members of the Water Department" in Early Spring"
Sincerity in class is valuable, from a distance it looks like a melon, and the light rain is as moist as butter
The price of homework is higher, from a closer view Like a scarred beauty from a distance but not close
If there is no exam, it turns out to be a flower, which is the saddest thing of the year
Both can be thrown away! Oh my mom online M M Originally a pig
Owner of the Mid-Autumn Festival poet’s mooncakes, look, the famous poem has completely changed~>_< >_<
Li Bai’s mooncakes: Du Fu’s mooncakes: Liu Zongyuan Mooncakes at home:
The moonlight shines brightly in front of the bed, the grass is gentle and the wind blows by the shore, and the birds have no right to fly away.
There are cakes but no packaging. Give lots of gifts this year. People without money will disappear
Looking up at the bright moon, what can be said to be generous? Tasting the cakes, the old man is wearing a hat.
He lowers his head and smells the fragrance of the cakes. Mooncakes are the best! Spend the Mid-Autumn Festival alone.
Mooncakes from Su Shi’s family: Mooncakes from Xu Zhimo’s family:
When will the bright moon come? I collected it quietly,
I held up the cake and asked the sky.
Just like you send it quietly,
I don’t know the palace in the sky, I wave my sleeves,
How much does the moon cake cost? Will you give it away next year?
A spoof of "The Inscription on a Humble Room●﹏●●﹏●●﹏●●﹏●
First read the original text from the first grade of junior high school
The author of the original Inscription on a Humble Room: Liu Yuxi
The mountain is not high, but it is famous if there are immortals. If the water is not deep, if there is a dragon, it will be spiritual. This is a humble house, but I am virtuous. The moss marks are green on the upper steps, and the grass color is green on the curtains. There are scholars who talk and laugh, but there are no idle people when coming and going. You can tune the plain Qin and read the Golden Sutra. There are no messy ears of silk and bamboo, and there is no laborious shape of case documents. Zhugelu in Nanyang, Yunting in Western Shuzi. Confucius said: "Why is there such a thing as shabby?"
Students spoofed "Inscription on a Humble Room"
It doesn't matter if you get a high score, just pass the test. If you don't learn deeply, you will be wise if you just copy. This is a classroom, just my mood. There are outstanding people in front of us and hard-working soldiers behind us. There is harmony in talking and laughing, and no quarrels in dealings. You can work hard and compare your achievements. No bad behavior, no troublemakers. You and I are forging ahead, and you and I will not fall behind. The teacher said: How can I not be first?
The chef spoofs "The Inscription on the Humble Room"
If the rice is not delicious, it will be good if it is edible. The vegetables are no longer bright, but the pigments are bright. This is the kitchen, but I am the best. Gutter oil seasoning, Sudanese red pig heart. The boss is supportive behind the scenes and the salary keeps rising. You can buy a nice car and live in a big house. There are no reports to mess with the ears, and there is no sealing of labor. Sanlu brand milk powder, Shanghai clenbuterol. This person said: non-toxic and harmless.
Parody of famous quotes
Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a pot of Erguotou. {{Original sentence: Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a river of spring water flowing eastward.
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If someone thrusts his knife into my body, I will splash Xuanyuan with my blood. Since ancient times, no one has died. If he dies early or if he dies late, he must die. {{Original sentence; Since ancient times, no one has died. He must leave a mark of loyalty to history.} ｛Original sentence; When the book is used, it will be regretted, and it will not be difficult until it has happened｝｝
Thousands of sails are passing by the side of the sunken boat, and the peacocks are spreading their tails in many patterns｛{Original sentence; Thousands of sails are passing by the side of the sunken boat, and the illness is Wan Mu Chun in front of the tree｝｝
I can't bend my waist for five bushels of rice, just give me six bushels {original sentence; I can't bend my waist for five bushels of rice, boxing is the evil of the village villain}｝
The ghost knocks on the door in the middle of the night, and the passers-by on the road want to die {{original sentence; during the Qingming Festival, it rains heavily, and the people on the road want to die}}
Luminous cups of grape wine, a lot of money and beauties {{original sentence) Sentence; The luminous cup of grape wine, if you want to drink the pipa, you will be reminded immediately}}
I am born with talent, and I will show my magical powers at the critical moment.
I urge God to cheer up, but God roars at me three times {{Original sentence: I urge God to cheer up again, and send talents of any kind to him}}
A friend comes from afar, and he is still capable. Fanfou {{Original sentence; It’s such a joy to have friends from far away}}
Some of the intriguing four-character words are what I thought of myself
I always laugh, and I deserve to die laughing.
Strong as an ox, as thin as a bone
Money rolls in, and the pay is like pouring water
A safe life, and he will be put into the coffin immediately
Being full of joy, Meet the old wolf
Love and love, turn into a scoundrel
Blessed as the East Sea, the whole family jumped into the sea
Good health, all the bones are gone
Have a nice trip, disappeared halfway
The whole family is happy, gas poisoning
Happy every day, often abnormal
Gong Xi Fa Cai, fell into the coffin
Business is booming, but the more you do, the poorer you are
Everything goes well, but you hit a wall at every turn
Back home, without a trace
Going well all the way, but falling down halfway
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Happy every day, my legs are cramped
Shoubi Nanshan, thin into biscuits
Everyone is round and round, turned into glutinous rice balls
Shoubi Nanshan, The whole family hit the mountain