Smart "player"

? Try to say the eighth kind of Newspeak? In the past, actors were called "actors", not as popular as they are now, not as arrogant as society, but as so-called "inferior people" However, the business of actors is not so easy to do, which requires both innate conditions and acquired efforts. It is said that Mr. Mei Lanfang, a master of Peking Opera, was once considered by his master as "the granddaddy didn't eat you" when he was young. Therefore, there is a folk saying that "smart players are stupid Taoist priests", because Taoist priests only need to read out what the master taught them, such as "boundless Buddha is as urgent as law", and most people never take it seriously; The "actor" (of course, it should be called "actor" now) is different. In addition to remembering what the master taught, unexpected situations often occur on the stage, which requires improvisation. If you don't have this ability, you will "collapse".

? A "black-headed" (face painting) actor took off his "pig's mouth" (beard in costume drama) when he performed "Bao Gong", but he forgot to wear it when he came on stage again. What should he do if he comes on stage to trim his beard according to the procedure? This is a great event. What if Bao Gong doesn't have a beard? People in the background are also anxious, and some viewers who know the drama have also discovered it. At this time, I only heard the actor unhurriedly read out two lines: "Chen Zhou took off the grain and grass beard, and the dynasty Mahan went to find it!" As we all know, Bao Gong has four effective minions, who are now called "wings". The four men are Zhang Long, Zhao Hu, Dynasty and Mahan. The actors who play the dynasty and Mahan are worried about this. As soon as he heard this, he immediately answered "Delin" and hurried backstage to get a beard. The band also cooperated very well, and the drums were drumming. Bao Gong turned his back on the audience at this time. The two men took the beard. He hung it up, turned around and slowly read four lines: "Don't laugh, everyone. There is a man who cares about things, and his beard fell in Chenzhou. He will come at once. " In this way, a seemingly "collapse" storm suddenly "stopped" him.

Besides, a martial arts actor is very good at kung fu, ranking first in our county troupe, and is also very dedicated, and he is very serious in every performance. Once, for some unknown reason, several "walk-on" actors didn't work hard. As we all know, in the costume drama, four people represent thousands of troops, and they should carefully plan with the idea of gongs and drums at the beginning. On that day, those people were very dissatisfied with their plan, and almost let the "weapon" hit people several times. The actor was annoyed, but he was not good at it on stage, so he was responded by everyone: "Yes!" " The second sentence should be: "Win back North Korea!" Everyone responded loudly: "Uh-oh!" Then he walked off the stage in the idea of gongs and drums, but this time he said, "Go back to dinner!" " "Everyone heard wrong, but what to do is not good, so we have to respond as usual:" Oh! "