1. Poems describing the bathroom
The most useful thing in a house is the toilet. Goyedi
Reading "Presidential Instructions" in the toilet - shitting and eating shit at the same time. Toilet Quotes Taiwanese writer and critic Li Ao
The worst thing is the cramp dance (cramp-like dance), where three to four hundred people dance together, as if they can't find the toilet. Zhou Libo, founder of Haipai Qingkou, "One Week Libo Show"
I saw that the toilet tank was full, and I immediately took out the feces. Although I sacrificed my rest time all morning, the toilet was very messy. Clean. People jokingly call me a turd man. I think it's very honorable to be a shit man. Formerly known as Lei Zhengxing and Lei Feng in "Lei Feng's Diary"
There is an open secret that you must also know: most feminist philosophers, whether they are called Julan or Shufen, are nothing but easy The man who is a fetish wears a turtleneck to hide his Adam's apple and a pair of high-heeled shoes the size of a sea-going ship under his skirt. He is sprinkled with too much perfume and farts so loudly that the paid toilets on the street have put up signs. : Philosophers are exempt. Wang Xiaobo, a contemporary Chinese writer
When a scholar spends a long time in the toilet, it is not because he is dry, but because he is squatting in a pit to study; when a scholar can endure his wife's yelling the most, it is not because he has a good temper, but because he is entranced and his ears are like ears. plug. When eating and studying, chopsticks often put cigarette butts from ashtrays into your mouth, but you are less likely to get beriberi because you are most used to picking your feet when studying. Unfortunately, they all have spider-like bodies, and they all have swollen eyes like goldfish. None of them are beautiful, but they are only sad and sick. Famous quotes about toilets by contemporary writer Jia Pingwa
Someone asked me the explanation of "freedom". I say that action that is within reason (or etiquette) and does not harm (or disturb) others is freedom. For example, if you live alone within a wall, even if you don't wear pants, no one will interfere with you. That is your freedom. It's presumptuous. For another example, if you go into the toilet and find a urine bucket, you try to relieve yourself. That is your freedom. If you defecate naked in the streets, no matter day or night, no matter whether there are people or not, not only is it not free, it is also illegal. Lao Xuan
It was really painful for us to watch the Spring Festival Gala in the north. But I insist on watching it every year, not because I want to hone my will in life. I have no tendency to abuse myself, but because I want to fulfill my filial piety. It's a rare time to go home and be with your parents. They think the show is very exciting. What else can your children do besides watching it with you? So in order to fulfill my filial piety, every year before eight o'clock, I would sit in the room covered in cold sweat and take some anti-vomiting medicine - vitamin B6, which is for pregnant women. Then he took the pin, pinched his thigh, and walked into the room sadly. He was very filial and stayed with them for four hours without even going to the toilet. Luo Yonghao, founder of Niubo.com
For example, Sun Wukong's "I love you, if I have to add a time limit to this love, it will be ten thousand years" in "Westward Journey", there are too many to mention. Love is really powerful these days. Either you don't love, one love is worth the lifespan of a hundred tortoises, and this is not only true for people, but also for monkeys. It can be seen that monkeys' view of love has evolved to be the same as people's - it has degenerated. After thinking about your promise, the last step is to decide whether to use "love" or "like". In fact, the two are equivalent. People are weird. When it comes to "three words" to say, the first thing people think of is "I love you", but they don't think of "king of eggs", "you donkey", "help me", "go to the toilet" Even "break up" is only three words. Even if you say it, you will be paid "a thousand words and a thousand dollars" offered by some wealthy newspapers and magazines. I believe that most lovers in this world will change "I love you" to: "I like you".
2. Poems praising the toilet cleaner
Lyrics
"Toilet Cleaner"
Hu Bingyan
When food and water turn into dirt
Of course you have to go to the toilet
Loosening your waist will make your body relaxed
But your moral character will remain in the toilet
Your behavior may be distorted
This requires the cleaners to work endlessly
They are waiting all the time
The water-stained hand basin on the floor Clean rust on the side
Toilet paper, cigarette butts, phlegm stains and wastebaskets
They will carefully collect them
They endure the stench all the time
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In exchange for the enjoyment we urgently need
Cleaners, we sing for you
Cleaners, we relax for you
Your ordinaryness is to share the worries of society
Your contribution is to make up for the shortcomings of society 3. Who can I talk to about my inner feelings? Toilet Lyrics
There should be a Jordan Chan in the toilet
Singer: Andy Lau
There is a toilet in my home
There is a hole in the toilet
There is always a smile above the hole
It’s funny that there are so many helpless things in the world
Every home has a toilet
Everyone has to use it
After using it, you can feel free and relaxed
Guaranteed you endless happiness
Every toilet is a hero
Just one button
It will wash away all your worries
You have How much pain
How much loss do you feel
He will help you take it all away
Every toilet is a friend
You can sincerely Stay together
I can’t live without you for the rest of my life
I have too many secrets
My dreams are too heavy
You will slowly Got it
Dear toilet
Every home has a toilet
Everyone has to use it
After using it, you will feel free and relaxed
Guarantee you endless happiness
Every toilet is a hero
Just press a button
It will flush away all your worries
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How much pain do you have
How much loss do you have
He will take it all away for you
Every toilet is a friend
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I will never live without you
I have too many secrets
My dreams are too heavy
< p> You will slowly understandDear toilet
Every toilet is a hero
As long as there is a button
He will Wash away all your worries
How much pain do you have
How much loss do you have
He will help you take them all away
Every Everyone in the toilet is a friend
We can stay with each other sincerely
You can’t live without us for the rest of your life
I have too many secrets
My dream Too heavy
You will understand slowly
Dear Toilet 4. Poems praising toilet cleaners
When the East,
The first touch of white fish belly in the east,
Before it even rises.
You have gotten up and gone to the ground.
Pick up my dear friend,
the broom.
Push up the friend who lives day and night,
Push the cart.
The three friends greeted,
Welcomed the first glimmer of morning light,
arrived at the familiar street.
Only the little flowers are blinking,
Only the little trees are waving,
Shaking up,
Saying hello.
I'm here,
I'm here for you,
to clean up for you,
to clean up the dust on your body.
The asphalt road is always,
always waiting for his arrival.
It is his ultimate audience.
It is always willing to let him,
let him step on its shoulders.
This is how I feel that the day has come again.
I think the road will still be there tomorrow,
It will still stretch into the distance.
That is the city,
is the direction of urban development.
He no longer paid attention,
Paying attention to the crazy growth of wrinkles.
In my heart,
I have the wings of the city.
Only in this way can there be,
Only then can there be endless dreams.
Only then can the wings in the city,
The wings in the city,
fly better.