1. When parents deceive their children, it is called education; when children deceive their parents, it is called deception; when they deceive each other, it is called generation gap.
2. I never sing out of tune. I just like to sing in my own tune.
3. Everyone who loves to sleep in has a lover who is hard to let go of, and his name is Quilt.
4. It is our business whether to be a promiscuous person or not, or to be naughty or naughty. Don't worry, there's no need to argue behind your back.
5. Love is like a joke. It makes others laugh to death, but it hurts yourself
6. When we were children, we were destined to be princesses. When we grow up, we will be spoiled by relatives and friends and develop princess disease. .
7. Mosquitoes, when will you evolve to stop sucking blood and only suck fat?
8. If I die, don’t forget to put an air conditioner in my coffin, Gree’s.
9. The most terrifying dream when I was a child was to dream about looking for the toilet. The most terrifying thing is that I found the toilet before I woke up.
10. Zhao Wei said that only good-looking people have youth; Guo Xiaosi said, wrong, only rich people have youth.
11. A true brother is your woman when you need her most.
12. The yellow sky is above and the thick soil is proof. I am willing to use 20 pounds of meat on my body in exchange for good weather in China this year!
13. Never hang yourself on a tree. You can try several times on the surrounding trees.
14. There are two situations when listening to music: looping a single until you get tired of it, and playing various cuts randomly.
15. I ate quietly, just as I gained weight quietly, and I slept in, but I brought a piece of fat.
16. If you mess with me again, I will pull out your intestines and tie them with a bow!
17. Since I fell in love, my waist no longer hurts, my head no longer hurts, and my heart stops beating.
18. They say that the characters in "Xuan Wu" have good figures. Let me tell you, if you jump around like that every day, you will also lose weight.
19. One day I change the automatic reply to what will happen next? As a result, someone chatted all afternoon.
20. I am sorry for you in life, because I have never made it easy for you.
21. Love is like a joke. It makes others laugh to death, but it hurts yourself.
22. It’s not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.
23. A woman who can only cry is a waste, and a woman who cannot cry is a monster.
24. You have only one face and one expression, but you have 365 masks.
25. The pain of passing years of youth is worth the sorrow of entangled memories.
26. Narcissism means being a man in the next life and marrying a wife who wants to be like me!
Twenty-seven. In fact, I worked so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.
28. Don’t wear such thick foundation when you go out. You can’t even see what you look like.
29. Life is really ironic. A person can actually become the person he once most disliked.
Thirty. It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your brain.
31. A man’s biggest failure is not that no girls like him, but that girls who have liked him feel that they were blind in the first place.
32. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I see you. The mood is more tangled than visiting the grave.
Thirty-three. When you sleep in spring, you won’t wake up at dawn. Don’t bother me by hanging Q. Suddenly heard the QQ voice, how many truths there are.
34. If I could travel through time and space, I would definitely plant a durian tree in front of Newton’s house.
Thirty-five. Crying can solve sadness, and laughing can relieve the mood.
Thirty-six. So many people on the street wear so dangerous clothes, but they look so safe!
Thirty-seven. The so-called pig-like roommate should be that I had a cold. I asked him to come back and bring me a box of White and Black, and he brought me a pack of Oreos.
38. If you are so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.
Thirty-nine, I have already decided the wedding day, now I have to choose the groom.