A wife suggested that her 28-year-old daughter could not find a husband.
She put a classified advertisement in the personnel column: "We are young, beautiful and extremely rich."
Heirs of interests, soliciting people who like to invite tourists and cynical men.
Communication. "
Two days after the advertisement was published, my mother asked anxiously, "What's the matter? have
Does anyone apply? "
"There is only one letter." The daughter sighed and said.
"Who wrote it?" Mom asked.
"I can't tell you." The daughter said.
"This is my good idea," my mother cried. "I have to know.
But! "
"All right!" The daughter said helplessly, "It's dad."
Wait for good luck
One day, Miss Lillian's beloved kitten climbed up and down the tree in the yard.
Not coming. The kitten has been meowing, but Lillian under the tree is very small.
I was so worried. At the right moment, Tom walked outside the courtyard wall, and Miss Lillian hurriedly.
Stop him and ask him to help carry the kitten down. Of course the young man is very happy.
I want to help that girl. He climbed up the tree quickly and held down the kitten. jasmine
Miss Lian was so happy to see the kitten safe and sound that she couldn't help hugging it.
Grab Tom by the neck and kiss him. This really flattered Tom.
Surprise, a kind of joy that I have never had before.
It's getting dark Tom has a hammer, a nail and a fish. He is very gentle.
Climb the tree in Miss Lillian's yard and nail the fish to the tree.
In fact, he knows that cats like fish best.
Tom went home and waited for good luck tomorrow. ...
pah
A man ran to his priest and complained to him about the emptiness of life.
"What's the matter?" The priest asked him.
"The person I love turned down my proposal."
"oh! Don't be discouraged. " The priest said confidently, "Women say' no'
Usually means "yes" "
"But she didn't say' no'." The man said morosely, "She only
Say' bah'. "
Politeness demands reciprocity.
When Mary's mother knew that Mary was going to pawn a pair of diamond earrings
When she gave it to her boyfriend as a birthday present, she was surprised and asked, "How did you give it?"
What to plant for the boy? "
Mary replied, "Who asked him to give me a fishing rod as a birthday present?"
Me! "
Looking for a son-in-law
Father: "My dear child, if you want to find a satisfactory one."
Honey, then marry the young man next door. He really loves you.
You "
Daughter: "Dad, how do you know?"
Father: "I borrowed a lot of money from him for six months, but he."
Never come begging. "
When do you fall in love?
When a young couple went through the marriage registration formalities, an older couple.
The staff asked, "How long have you been in love?"
"Maybe as long as you and your wife are always in love."
"Bastard!"
"Why are you angry? Your question is no better than ours.
Answer wisely. "
Come in through the wall
The father said to his daughter's suitor, "I didn't tell you not to do it again."
Into my house? "
"Sorry, I came over the wall this time, hee hee!"
Fifteen years later
Man: "You are the moon in the sky, and I am like the stars in the sky."
Woman: "I hope you are a comet!" "
Man: "What do you mean?"
Female: "Comets only appear once every fifteen years."
Man: "..."
Be obsessed with money
A: "What kind of woman are you looking for to do this?"
What about the wife? "
B: "My ideal wife: hair like gold, voice like copper.
Bell has teeth like pearls, cheeks like rosy clouds and eyes like two Jin Gangzuan.
......"
A: "I think you are a money addict!" " "
stepfather
Courtier: "Dear! Please promise me. I am older than you.
A lot, but I will love you more! "
Girl: "You can ask your mother!"
Courtier (delighted): "So you agree!"
Girl: "I don't care if mom agrees to let you be my stepfather."
Yes "
Qie
A girl came to the marriage agency by computer.
So, enter your marriage request into the computer:
"I want to find someone who can't be too tall and likes to wear a dress on weekdays.
Love ice sports. "
After the computer rang for a while, it immediately gave her an answer: "Enterprise!
Goose. "
Rack one's brains in vain
In the evening, the young man sang love songs in the girl's window with his guitar.
Two hours later, the window finally opened and the girl's grandfather stuck his head out.
Come and say, "Young man, thank you for singing. Now I should go to bed. "
congratulatory letter
A mother wrote to her son to congratulate him on his engagement: "Dear son.
Son, your father and I are very happy to hear the news and feel very happy.
We are anxiously waiting for your wedding day, and thank God for his kindness.
Give you this wonderful marriage. "My son found this paper while reading the letter.
Finally, I wrote a few words in another handwriting, "Your mother went to look for stamps."
..... Don't do such stupid things, silly boy, and live a bachelor's life! "
Three Character Classic
Playboy asked a beautiful young girl out. the next day
When someone asked him what the result was, he said, "Everything she told me is true.
Too many. "
"Really?"
"Really." Playboy replied, "She said' No' all night.
So',' don't move',' let go'. "
Fortunately, I met in the letter.
A girl pursued a young man, and she volunteered to write a petition.
Aisin: "Everyone says I am a beautiful female wolf (lang). If we are together.
......"。 The young man wrote back to her politely and said, "Aunt Wolf.
Mom, thank you for your kindness. Unfortunately, I can't promise you. I
Fortunately, I met you in the letter. If I had met you on the road, I would have died. "
This girl is an aunt.
A young man pursued a girl and wrote a love letter, which began with
Sentence, not write "dear girl", but write "dear aunt". After ...
A few days later, the girl replied to his letter with a doggerel:
"Blame you for being blind, that girl is called aunt; If I marry you, I will be ashamed.
Go home. "
The young man was not convinced and wrote back. He wrote: "Mom is also a mom, mom."
So is mom; Mom is like mom, and the girl is an aunt. "
Late for an appointment
A: "Why did you break off your engagement with that teacher?"
B: "Because once I was late for an appointment, he wanted my father.
Mother wrote a leave of absence. "
have no other choice but
Manager: "Miss Wang, the new girl in the company, is both gentle and beautiful. You can play. "
How to pursue? "
Xiao Zhang: "Pay attention at ordinary times!"
Xiaoshi: "I want to send her flowers."
Xiao Zhao: "Then, then I will devote myself wholeheartedly."
Zixu
A young man wrote a love letter to the girl, which was full of typos.
Finally, I actually wrote "kiss you" as "cut you".
The girl looked at it, crying and laughing, and then immediately returned the letter intact and put it on the table.
Batch of a line:
"Sorry, please commit suicide!"
Emergency diagnosis
Miss Chen is so beautiful that many men are after her. One day,
A man surnamed Wu came to the office, took a fancy to Miss Chen and was eager to agree.
She dated. When colleagues in the office knew about this, they advised him not to be impatient and to act according to the rules.
Check in before it's his turn to date. Who knew that Wu was actually an item?
When you confidently say, "I don't need to register, I am an emergency, so I will take this as an example."
The "emergency" was dealt with. "
Raise a relative
A young man went to his girlfriend's house to propose marriage. Afterwards, his girlfriend asked, "What happened to you?"
How about proposing to my father? "
"I said,' If your daughter doesn't marry me, I'll kill myself'."
"What did Dad say!"
"Your father said,' Then I'll pay for the funeral.' "
Lu Yu
A gentleman met a fashionable girl in the street.
Girl: "Sir, shall we go to the park together?"
Sir: "No! As soon as I saw you like this, I thought of the sea. "
Girl: "Oh, sir, I see-the blue sea is beautiful."
Great, so charming! "
Sir: "No! Dear lady, I get seasick. I get seasick at the thought of the sea.
Nausea and vomiting. "
jack ass
An idle young man met a well-dressed man on the road.
A girl who likes to show off The two hit it off as soon as they met, and they immediately chatted enthusiastically.
Get up.
A few days later, the young man came to the girl's house and told her father.
Said, "I want to propose to your daughter."
"You don't talk nonsense! Who doesn't know that my daughter has nothing to do?
People? How can you support her? "
"I'm smart-"
"On the contrary, I think you are the most stupid person."
"Why did you see it?"
"Because you proposed to my daughter!"
suffer losses
The mother said to her daughter, "Didn't I tell you not to follow?"
Do you married people go out to play together? Too casual will always suffer! "
The daughter replied, "mom, don't worry too much!" " Go next door first.
Students often go out to play with a girl who doesn't want to get married, and he eats.
What is the loss? "
well-wish
Jack, a bachelor in his forties, is describing his beauty to his friends.
Wish: "... a young, beautiful, gentle and virtuous person as soon as he comes back from work."
My wife stood in front of me, with delicious food and wine on the table ... you said there was this.
Is it possible? "
"yes."
"When will there be?"
"When you go to the wrong door."
No problem.
The son asked his father, "I like Miss B very much. Please allow me. "
Folev "
The father said sadly, "son, I'll tell you the truth!" " she is
The crystallization of your father's love with her mother when he was young. She is your sister.
So you can't marry her. "
My son was very upset when he learned the secret. Mother saw him there.
That sad look was unbearable, so I also revealed it to my son.
A truth: "no problem, you are not your father's own!" " "
Out of conscience
A young man and a woman have just come out of the marriage registry. They are on their way.
Hand it in.
The man was very proud. He said, "Honey, you are so beautiful!" " But forever.
Heart, now I have to tell you, the last time I took you to my house to see that.
I borrowed other people's mahogany furniture and gorgeous furnishings.
Yes "
Woman: "That doesn't matter. Out of conscience, I have to tell the truth now
Tell you, my sister's name was written on the marriage registration form just now. "
The man was surprised: "It was the order I saw at your house last time."
Ugly people who hate you? "
Woman: "Don't call her that. She is your wife now. "
La! "
be in a dilemma
The beautiful young maid expressed her resignation to the caring hostess.
Q: "Why? Who wronged you? "
"No, everyone is good to me. I am so embarrassed. "
"What are you embarrassed about?" The wife asked. "
The maid said, "The old man wants me to be his second wife, and the old man wants me to be a child."
Master, you're going to elope with me again ... "
Applied rational number
The mother said to her daughter, "You are not old enough to get married;
However, there are many glib people among young people nowadays. Your mother will find you a five.
A ten-year-old man, will you marry him? "
The daughter said, "Mom! I would rather marry a 25-year-old young man.
People don't want to marry a fifty-year-old man! "
An experiment in courtship
In the street, a fashionable man has been staring at a tramp.
Smart girl.
The girl stopped suddenly, turned around and asked him, "Why do you always stare at me?"
"You are so beautiful, I love you!" He said bluntly.
"I'm not beautiful. My sister is in the back. She is very beautiful. "
The man turned and left at once, but he met an old woman.
"You lied to me!" The man turned to scold the girl.
The girl smiled contemptuously: "You lied to me first."
The Legend of the Condor Heroes
One family has a daughter, and at the same time, two families come to ask for relatives.
The master's boy is ugly, but the family is rich; Jia Xi boy
Zi is very handsome, but there is nothing at home.
Parents ask their daughters which one they want to marry. She said, "I still can't make up my mind.
Meaning. It is best to eat east and live west. "
Yesterday and the day before yesterday
A: "Why did you quarrel with him?"
B: "Because he proposed to me again yesterday."
A: "What's wrong with that?"
B: "But I agreed to his proposal the day before yesterday."
fall in love at first sight
The girl found the matchmaker and said, "You are cheating. He has an artificial eye. "
Eye, why didn't you tell me before? "
"Why didn't you tell me?" The matchmaker does not show weakness. "When you first met,
I tell you,' He fell in love with you at first sight'. "
Not afraid of loss
A pair of young men and women who met for the first time, the man suggested that the woman watch TV.
Shadow. The woman said, "I won't easily agree to go with an unfamiliar man."
Watching movies, because it's quite bad for women. "The man gives said:
"That's not, it's up to you to entertain me! Let me suffer more, I will never compete.
Yes "
Interrupt production
Woman: "What happened to you after I refused your marriage request?"
Like what? "
Man: "Bankrupt!"
conclusion
A: "I proposed to Miss Wang and she cried."
B: "Miss Wang won't, unless something ridiculous happens.
I cried. "