On spoofing flower poems (poems commenting on flowers and plants in spring are funny) 1. Poems commenting on flowers and plants in spring are very funny.
The blinds and peaches are redder in the evening, and the bamboo reflected in the window is exquisite. Tang Hanyu's Peach Blossom in the Louvre
The grass is green, the willows are yellow, and the peach blossoms are messy. (Jia Zhi's Spring Thoughts)
The grass is green, the willows are yellow, and the peach blossoms are messy. Tang Jiazhi's Three Poems of Spring Thoughts
Peach blossoms are flowing at the edge of the city, and the spring breeze outside the window is Du Ruoxiang's "Send a Friend of Langzhou to Cao Lichang" in Yuxi, Liu Tang.
Crazy catkins dance with the wind, and fine peach blossoms chase water. Tang Du Fu's "Nine Poems Wandering"
A short peach blossom is on the waterfront. Gently catkin some people. Three Poems of Du Fu on December 1st in Tang Dynasty
Peach and plum compete for fragrance, and only Lao Mei is self-centered. (Ming Ji's life is light and responsible, absorbing classics. Wang Mian's Meme Map)
Red goes into peach blossoms and green goes into willow leaves. Du Fu in "Councillor Fu Chu Chun Zuo" in Tang Dynasty
Orchids have hate branches, especially green branches, peaches and plums have nothing to say and bonuses. Song Ouyang Xiu's Classic Sentence of Dancing Spring Breeze
Liu Xia peach, spring scenery gives people. Qin Song Wang Guan Chao Hai
To the east of Luoyang, peaches and plums fly around. The Thought of Tang Song Wen Zhi
There is no brothel in the south, and the spring breeze is peach and plum. Tanghe Zhangzhi's "Looking at Peach Blossoms"
Last spring, in this door, the girl's face contrasted with the peach.
In the world of April, the flowers have withered, and the peach blossoms in the ancient temples have just bloomed. (Bai Juyi's Peach Blossom in Dalin Temple)
Step 2 spoof poetry
The foot of my bed gave off such bright light that the thief climbed the wall. Li Bai picked up the mace and fell to the ground.
With such a bright thread at the foot of my bed, Li Bai opened the window. When he was exposed to X-rays, his teeth fell out. The sun was smoking in the oven, and he looked at the Beijing Roast Duck Restaurant. My mouth watered for three thousands of feet, and I ran out of money when I touched my pocket. Don't wash your feet in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere. Turned over in the middle of the night and killed a lot.
When did that beautiful girl come? I asked my net friend on the plane. I don't know the beauty on the internet. Who is this sister? I want to go home offline, lest I be too far away from home and can't find my name in the distance. Why not make a phone call, take a page and take a photo? I shouldn't feel bad. When did I stop wanting to be together? The moon is full of rain and shine, and there are dinosaurs and frogs on the Internet. This is an old question. I wish I could chat with a beautiful girl.
"Like a Dream" (incorrect exam style) often thinks of cheating in exams, and the teacher is beautiful; Eyes seem to be everywhere, pick up the note on the ground; Weird, weird, and punished.