1. Humorous verses about stomachache
Humorous verses about stomachache 1. Sentences describing stomachache should be detailed
A sharp pain came spontaneously rising, stimulating my nerves.
My stomach felt like it was stabbed by thousands of hot knives, and a throbbing pain spread throughout my body. Wave after wave of pain came towards me like the tide of the Qiantang River, one wave after another.
I covered my stomach with both hands and turned over and over on the bed, squeaking out the heartbreaking pain: "Ah - it hurts so much! It hurts so much - it hurts" Dead!" I felt like I was rolling in hell. It was as if a hole was suddenly torn in the cloudless clear sky. In an instant, the darkness was like a sharp knife piercing my heart and spleen, spinning and stinging, and the pain suddenly occupied my stomach.
After a while, the pain gradually disappeared. However, not long after, another round of pain hit my body.
Suddenly, my stomach felt like a devil was causing trouble, and it was as if a "nuclear explosion" had occurred in my stomach. Suddenly, my stomach felt like it had been run over by a double-decker bus, and it felt like thousands of meteorites had pierced my gastric mucosa, as if there were tens of thousands of bugs gnawing at my stomach.
My stomach hurts more and more. My hands clutched the quilt beside me tightly. My whole body was shaking, and even the muscles on my face were shaking slightly. My face turned pale, and my originally red face became like a piece of snow-white paper, without any luster. Suddenly, my whole body became cold and cold sweat broke out on my face.
I clutched my stomach and rolled over on the bed. The quilt and sheets were in a mess, as if after a fierce fight. At this time, I couldn't help but see myself in the mirror. The muscles on my face were twisted together like twists and turns. My brows were wrinkled. The muscles in the middle were like protrusions like hills. The wrinkles were like the ferocious cracks on the dry land, and drops of cold sweat broke out from my forehead.
I closed my eyes hard and tears squeezed out of my ferocious eyes. I couldn't bear it anymore and cried out "Wow - wow -".
The pain tortured my stomach one after another.
2. What are the sentences that describe stomach pain?
The sentences that describe stomach pain are as follows:
1. I covered my stomach with both hands and turned over on the bed. Turning over, I let out a squeak of heartbreaking pain: "Ah - it hurts so much! It hurts so much - it hurts so much!" I felt like I was rolling in hell.
2. My stomach is churning.
3. Her face turned from yellow to red to purple and then to white. There were drops of sweat on her palms and they were shaking constantly. She even lost the strength to speak.
4. It hurts as if the intestines are being pulled out. It hurts.
5. Xiao Ming suddenly felt a tightness in his stomach. Then, the sudden pain woke him up from his dream. It was like a devil was causing trouble in his stomach. Xiao Ming had to hold his stomach with his hands and scream.
6. There was no one in the class. I was sweeping the floor when I felt a sudden pain in my lower abdomen, and then a dull pain.
7. Colic pain, cold body, and cold sweat.
8. I had a severe stomachache, and big beads of sweat flowed from my head. I clutched my stomach and groaned in pain.
9. He covered his stomach with both hands, sweating profusely and looking pale, and then visited the toilet fifteen times
10. His stomach hurt like a knife.
11. It feels like there are a hundred old official rats biting in my stomach.
12. A sharp pain rose spontaneously, irritating my nerves. My stomach felt like it was stabbed by thousands of hot knives, and a throbbing pain spread throughout my body.
13. I had no strength at all. I was in a cold sweat from the pain. I felt like there was a force pulling and pinching my belly.
14. The brain stops working at all, and the eyes are all white, or sometimes all black, and there is no trace of blood on the whole face.
15. A very dull knife was cut back and forth on the belly, and it was stabbed hard intermittently.
3. What are some funny jokes that make people laugh until their stomachs hurt?
1. The office network suddenly failed to connect today, and the boss was studying setting up IP with a male colleague.
The male colleague walked to the HR lady’s computer and set it up for a long time. The boss waited impatiently and shouted: Have you set it up? The male colleague replied: Soon, soon. 2. I had a conflict with my wife and started fighting. As a result, I was admitted to the hospital.
A friend and an old man were comforting me, and the old man said: "Young man, it's all good for you. Last time I saw a young man beaten like a mummy by his wife." I just wanted to Said: "Uncle, it was me last time."
3. The leader's wife gave birth to twins. She posted the news on the group and everyone expressed congratulations.
In order to quickly attract the leader's attention, I quickly increased the font size to the largest size and started typing: Congratulations, you gave birth to twins! When typing the word "twin", I hurriedly pressed SBT to send it out, but the screen showed "dead pervert"! It’s three characters big, and it’s still in bold and bold! The whole group suddenly became quiet... 4. I just went to eat and saw tea eggs. Thinking that I had already started running for my third year and was about to graduate and hadn't eaten tea eggs yet, I gritted my teeth and stamped my feet and asked how much they cost. .
The boss actually said: "We won't sell it, we are using it to show off our wealth!" 5. I have been dating my boyfriend for more than half a year. One day I asked him: You said we got married, what happened after marriage? What are the days like? Boyfriend: an idiom.
Me: Could it be that the husband sings and the wife follows? The boyfriend said with a lewd smile: Day after day. 6. I went home and took an iPad and said to my grandma: "Grandma, look, you can read on it."
Grandma was very surprised. She took the iPad and looked at it, then licked her fingers. Go and turn the page. 7. "Mom, listen, the little girl next door changed the '1' on the report card to a '5'. His mother found out and is scolding her severely!" "That child is really shameless, you Don't be like that, right? ""His SB, I'm not as stupid as him! It's obvious even if you change it to 5, I only changed it to '4'!" 8. Go shopping for clothes. , the boss asked for 599, but he told others and took 70, what should I do? The boss said okay, I'll sell it to you for 70.
Then he took out a 100 piece and asked the boss to find it. At this time, the boss said proudly, "You can't get a 100 piece. If you take another one, I will feel bad all over." 9. A fat man went out and got on a bus.
The car was crowded with people, and the fat man finally waited for a seat. Unexpectedly, not long after he sat down, an old man appeared in front of him.
Seeing the old man stumbling, the fat man quickly got up, supported the old man with both hands and prepared to give up his seat. Unexpectedly, the uncle held him down and shouted: "Young man, don't move, you stand up and take up more space!" 10. I took my daughter out to play, and she always asked me to buy this or that, but I didn't even buy it. , it’s not good for this to become a habit, so I told her, you have to listen to your parents, what your parents say is reasonable. She replied, then your mother asked you to buy something for me to eat, why did you just Don’t listen anymore… 11. A child went to the shop downstairs to buy a drink.
The shopkeeper gave him a bottle, and then the child said he had no money. The shopkeeper angrily threatened: "If you don't have money, go to your mother!" The child was so frightened that the bottle cap dropped to the ground.
Picked it up and took a look: Another bottle! So he gave the bottle cap to the shopkeeper and left happily. The shopkeeper was left confused... 12. A doctor said to the patient: "I have bad news and worse news. Which one do you want to hear?" The patient said: "Then the bad news!" The doctor said: " When the test report comes out, you can live for 24 hours."
The patient collapsed and said, "That's even worse news!" The doctor said, "I've been looking for you since yesterday. I found you. "Patient:".
"13. The high school organizes measles vaccination. In winter, boys and girls wear thicker clothes in the same room.
It may be inconvenient to get the injection, so I need to take off my coat. Several of our buddies were queuing up, and I saw the female monitor of my class taking off her sweater gorgeously, exposing her bra. This is not a highlight, and I still feel... I don't understand why her bra is on top of her bra. 14. Today, I went to a buffet with my best friend. Our goal was to eat until we could go out. Then we ordered a lot of dishes, and then we almost couldn’t eat anymore. My second best friend told me to go to the WC, and when I came back, I was surprised to find She was still able to eat it, but later I found out that she had taken off her bra. She said that her breasts still felt full when she took off her bra. I knelt down.
15. One day, Xiaoli’s father hired a tutor for Xiaoli. After a few days, Xiaoli’s father wanted to know how Xiaoli was doing, so he asked her what three plus two equals? Xiaoli thought for a while but didn't say anything. The teacher stretched out five fingers on the side. Xiaoli's eyes lit up when she saw it and said: "Paws!" 16. The neighbor's sister-in-law said: "On the day of her wedding, her family asked her to secretly put on her husband's shoes and walk around the house twice while her husband was asleep at night. My husband will obey her all his life!" Me: "Then you wear them. "Sister-in-law said: "Of course I have to wear it!" Me: "What's the result?" Sister-in-law: "I got severe athlete's foot from his smelly shoes!" 17. What was the discussion among the people in the office? The highest state of silk. Some people say that they don’t go out for half a year while playing games, and some people say that they have lived more than 20 years without a girl talking to them. Just after discussing this, Xiao Ming, who was suffering from a cold, stood up and wiped his nose, "You guys are so boring!" Then he threw the tissue paper accurately. Walked away from the small trash can two meters away.
Everyone was stunned instantly! 18. When I went out to take a taxi in the morning, I squatted on the ground with a stomachache. A child stood beside me for a long time and said: Lift your head and let me see your beauty.
19. I went to the canteen to eat today. I saw a couple on the left feeding me a mouthful of food. I turned around and looked at a couple on the right. Damn, they are bullying me for not having a girlfriend! My roommate saw that I was very unhappy, so he put a piece of potato in front of my mouth and smiled. I understood instantly, slowly bit it into my mouth, and then fed him a piece of fish. After a minute, there was no one around, and there were still people. Pointing the phone at the two of us from 15 meters away... it was so fun! 20. A first-rate or second-rate guy was playing Immortal Way in an Internet cafe for two dollars and a half an hour. He played for more than an hour, and then got off the computer to settle the score and it was four and a half dollars.
The cashier asked him if he didn’t have fifty cents, could he get a lollipop? He said it was only fifty cents. The cashier said: I'll give you a piece of it.
When he got one piece, he handed the money to the cashier and said: Give me two lollipops... 21. A true horror story: I heard that as long as you wake up at one o'clock in the morning, Wear black clothes and stand in front of the mirror, holding a comb.
4. Humorous sentences about diarrhea
Have you heard the sound of a hundred elephants charging towards me? The vague and paradoxical feeling floats in your mind, abdomen, and thighs... making your judgment of dangerous queues unreliable again and again! You can’t give up! Don't believe any bullshit when you have diarrhea.
I have to hand in my thesis and graduation project tomorrow... At this time, I actually have diarrhea and feel uncomfortable. I feel like I am lying in bed, but there is still one thing left in the thesis, and I also want to change the film... I really want to. Last night I had hot pot with my mom, and we ate spicy hotpot with three delicacies, but I still had diarrhea this morning. I don’t know if the spicy hotpot is too spicy, or if my ability to eat spicy food is completely gone.
Brush your teeth three times a day to avoid diarrhea. I’ve already eaten to the point where I’m suffering from internal heat and diarrhea but I still can’t stop talking. This is my love for food and my passion for Chongqing.
I am really angry at these illegal medical practitioners. It was so early in the morning. I had diarrhea all night last night and really wanted to take a rest. After eating at the night market for three days, I finally got diarrhea.
I still have a lot of things to deal with, but I still have to do it after agreeing to others. I am taking graduate courses, which is to improve myself. I woke up early in the morning and had diarrhea for some reason. I ran to buy medicine between classes.
I slept in class, played on my mobile phone and listened to music. I tried everything I had never done in class before. It was very tiring, but I felt energetic after thinking about so many wonderful things! Teacher: "Xiao Ming, please use the word 'sure' to make a sentence." Xiao Ming: "Eat the fruit first, then drink the soda..." Teacher: "No, no, you can't combine 'fruit' with ' The two words "ran'" are separate! "Xiao Ming: "Teacher, don't worry, I haven't finished the sentence yet. The whole sentence is - eat the fruit first, then drink the soda. Sure enough, I have diarrhea."
Lao Zhang has diarrhea today. , after finishing the poop, I found that there was no paper. I carefully selected it in the bucket next to it for a long time, and found one without a casing. I used it decisively, and it was wet. Xiao Ming especially likes to eat snacks. Once, he ate a lot of stinky tofu and had diarrhea. The doctor prescribed him some anti-diarrheal medicine.
However, just two days later, Xiao Ming ate a lot of stinky tofu and started to have diarrhea again. So he found the doctor again and asked him: What should I do if I keep having diarrhea? At this time, the doctor said helplessly to Xiao Ming: I suggest you go and see if there is any problem with your nose before treating diarrhea. Why can't you smell the smell? Zhang San and Li Si are both doormen. At noon, Zhang San came on duty to replace Li Si for dinner.
Zhang San suddenly said: "Wait a minute, I'm going to have diarrhea!" Li Si replied: "Then go and have a bowel movement. After you have the bowel movement, I can eat!" The saddest thing in the world is: When I had diarrhea, the bathroom at home was completely blocked. Don't tell me, I don't know what evil you did.