Open your pillow book before going to bed as usual. I read that Huaiji asked Huirou, "If there is an afterlife, what do you want to forget most and what do you want to do most?" Huirou said that she wanted to forget her identity as a princess, become a lotus, grow on the Qiu River every year, and watch the distant shadow of the lonely sail. The clouds are rolling and relaxing. To the same question, Huaiji's answer was "If you were a lotus, I would be the waves under your leaves, coming and going with the wind and rain year after year."
I thought this dialogue was very romantic, so I read it to my husband who was scrolling through his cell phone next to me. Then he asked him: "If there is an afterlife, what do you want to do? Do you still want to be with me?"
"There is no afterlife. It will not be easy to live a good life." He nodded. He didn't even bother to answer me.
"I mean if, if"
"There is no possibility of things happening at all. Is there any point in discussing these? You, you just read too many romance novels, go to bed early!" ”
“You are just a boring person, a person who doesn’t understand romance at all”
“You girls are just pretentious sometimes, and some things that go against the laws of nature will be ignored by you.” It's become poetic and picturesque."
"How does it violate the laws of nature?"
"Let's not talk about the issue of the afterlife. It is not consistent with the reality that this lotus grows on the Qiu River every year. . Have you ever seen lotus growing on the river? It’s more or less growing in ponds and lakes.”
“This is derived from the poem “The Proud Fisherman” by Ouyang Xiu. What do you know?”
Seeing that I was about to get angry, in order to sleep smoothly at night, he asked: "Okay, okay, if there is an afterlife, what do you want to do most? Would you still want to be with me? "?"
I replied angrily: "If there is an afterlife, I will be a man and let you be a woman, and I will be married to you, and then let you give me a lot of children."< /p>
"Honey, I only let you give me a baby in this life. You can't do this to me in the next life.
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A beautiful topic once again ended in a vulgar way...