Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see that all the other mountains are short in the sky. ..
This means that the human brain is "short-circuited", that is, "I am confused for a while, but my brain can't turn around."
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Say "interesting"
Once chatting on the Internet, a beautiful girl said I was funny. I was very happy to hear that, thinking that she was praising me for "speaking humorously". Later I learned that she was calling me a funny person, and she was out of her mind.
The word "funny" comes from Hongkong and Taiwan Province and is a Japanese transliteration of the English word "short". Originally, it meant short circuit, and later it was extended to "short circuit" of the brain, that is, "I was stupid for a while and my brain couldn't turn around."
I have a colleague who calls himself "West Lake Lover" and is a master of picking up girls. He has a unique skill, that is, when drinking with girls, he will play games to make them happy, thus narrowing the distance between them. His usual trick is pairing. He said "I sell rice", Mei Mei said "I sell noodles", he said "I sell onions" and Mei Mei said "I sell garlic". After several rounds, he suddenly shouted "I sell gold", and girls often shouted "I sell silver" without thinking.
In the laughter of everyone, the pretty girl's powder fist rained down on him.
These girls were teased by West Lake Lover, and girls were teased because they were self-defeating. It is said that there are two beautiful girls going to the party, one is a fairy and the other is a dinosaur. During the dinner, a "fortune teller" who claimed to be a fortune teller said to the beautiful girl among fairies, I think there is a sense of auspiciousness on your head. "Dinosaur" girl asked happily, what do you think of me? The "fortune teller" studied her for a long time and said that your head is also covered with a mass of gas-silly.
People, don't be too confident, otherwise it will be funny. There is an office director in our hometown who always thinks that he is well-informed and has a poor judgment on people. I didn't expect to turn it in the sewer once.
It turns out that our hometown is going to have a new leader, beauty, and this office director is responsible for reception. The beauty leader arrived first and sat in the hotel lobby. Arriving at the hotel, he never dreamed that the leader was sitting in front of him. Judging from each other's appearance and hairstyle, he thought it was a lady in that industry. He said angrily to his subordinates, "The leader is coming soon. Why is there a lady sitting here? "
The leader blushes, her brain is short-circuited first, or she is funny. She thought, "Is it because my hairstyle is too inappropriate that the local people have this view?" So, I rushed out, found a barber and changed my hairstyle to Li Shuangshuang. The funniest thing happened at the invitation dinner that day. It was the director of the office who looked at the new leader and said, "Leader, where do we seem to have met?"
If you want to be interesting, you must keep a clear head. There was a director in our hometown who drank too much at noon and fell asleep while presiding over the meeting. When the meeting entered the next agenda, the secretary gently woke him up. The director was puzzled and said something that will always be recorded in the history of our hometown: "waiter, serve!" "