Positive solution: yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn
2. How can the canal be so clear? Next sentence: There is a clear spring in my heart
Positive solution: only flowing water comes from the source
3. A thorough examination of Chinese in Senior One, "How to cut the candle at the west window"? A: "Husband and wife sit until dawn". The Chinese teacher fainted when reading the paper.
positive solution: "when you talk about evening rain"
4. In a Chinese exam in senior high school, you also filled in the following sentence: Mayfly shakes the tree,-
positive solution: ridiculous, not self-sufficient
One student filled in: not moving.
5. The last sentence is: the beauty of a gentleman * * A student filled in: the villain takes away the love of others
faints ...
6. If you are poor, you will be immune to it-if you are rich, you will have wives and concubines
Positive solution: if you are up to it, you will help the world
7. "I advise God to be fresh and be right.
At that time, I laughed wildly, but now I think it's quite classic.
Positive solution: a thousand miles away * * * Chanjuan
9. When I took the Chinese exam, I asked: What are the three biographies of Spring and Autumn? Some students answered: ram pass, left pass, cow pass.
Later, I found out that many people actually wrote this answer ... Khan ...
Positive solution: biography of the ram, biography of the left, biography of the valley beam
1. I am emaciated for Iraq, and the next sentence: I don't regret taking off my clothes; positive solution: I don't regret taking off my clothes gradually
11. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west ~ I need to fill in the next sentence ~ I have a classmate.
Someone actually wrote: A married man doesn't go to bed! ! ! The Chinese teacher is furious!
positive solution: I can't forget what I know about poverty
14. In the high school exam, "I have no wings of Cai Feng, _ _ _ _ _ _".
A classmate wrote "Both husband and wife return home."
positive solution: yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn
15. there were other ladies in his court, three thousand of rare beauty's opposite sentence: Iron bars will also be ground into needles ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Sweating wildly ~ This child can really think ~
positive solution: but his favours to three thousand were concentered in one body
16. An exam. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisai, _ _ _ _ _.
My classmate is quite neat: the tortoise crawls by the river in the East Village.
Positive Solution: Peach Blossom Flowing Water and Mandarin Fish Fat
17. (As long as it looks like Saddam Hussein) Everyone knows the monarch.
sweat ~ ~ positive solution: Mochow has no bosom friend in the road ahead
18. One student fills in: since heaven gave the talent, let it be employed!, showing magical powers at a critical moment.
positive solution: since heaven gave the talent, let it be employed!, spin a thousand pieces of silver, all of them come back!
19. "If there is love in the sky, it will grow old." What's the next sentence?
a: people don't waste teenagers!
positive solution: the moon is long and round if there is no hate! (
2. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, students fill in: Please don't tell him
the positive solution: a piece of ice heart is in the jade pot
21. The final exam ended with the first part: body of work, the hero ...
The junior three students answered the second part: the charm of my mother still exists
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22. Chinese final exam answer: Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease. A: It is a fool not to eat it!
No one has died since ancient times. A: It's just that there are successive deaths!
conclusion: after the parent-teacher meeting, my colleague was left by the teacher to lecture the bird ...
Positive solution: Good medicine tastes bitter, but advice when unpleasant is helpful to the patient.
23. On the monthly exam, the topic is to write the next sentence of "since heaven gave the talent, let it be employed!" silently. A gifted student answered, "The mouse son can make holes"
The Chinese teachers in the whole office collectively laughed without any image ~~
24. One student answered this question. So bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, _ _ _ _ _ _ _? Answer: Li Bai sleeps soundly.
The positive solution is: could there have been a frost already?
25. The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A: The front wave died on the beach
The positive solution is: floating new people change the old ones
26. Peeking at the leopard in a tube A: It scares me ...
The positive solution is: it can be seen <
28. The first sentence of "flying into the homes of ordinary people" should be "Xie Tangyan, the old king".
A classmate wrote: "Kangjia Caiba TV set flies into the homes of ordinary people"
29. Glowing glass of grape wine-a classmate wrote: a lot of money and beauty.
positive solution: urge you to drink pipa immediately
3. A classmate's masterpiece in junior high school: ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night (fill in the blanks), and pedestrians on the road want to break their souls.
The correct solution is: it rains in succession during the Qingming Festival
31. Another time, I tested Tao Yuanming's "I can't bend my back for five buckets of rice," and my classmates filled in "Just give me six buckets" ...
The correct solution is: boxing is a matter of villainy in the village.
32. There is an exam: the old man is old, and the old man is old. The classmates fill in: wife, my wife and the wife of others. ——！
This student is particularly dedicated, haha
The positive solution is: young people are young and young people are young
33. Think back then, Jin Ge was an iron horse. (Ask the next sentence) Students fill in-look at the present, and stick to it.
positive solution: swallowing Wan Li like a tiger.
34. In the first exam of grade five, I got the "three heads are better than two stooges" students, and "the smell is the same" made the invigilator and the principal outside laugh.
The correct solution is: top Zhuge Liang
35. Birds wash their ears
36. "If love lasts for a long time," the classmate said, "It's time for two people to get married."
The correct solution is, "It's morning and evening again."
37. Qian Fan on the side of the sinking boat, the classmate said, "proud as a peacock has many kinds of tricks.
The correct solution is: Wan Muchun in front of the sick tree
38. In the exam, what is the next sentence of "hate less when you use books"? Students are right that "money is not enough to spend by the end of the month"
The correct solution is: it is not difficult to know what has happened
39. "If it is sentimental, it will grow old". What's the next sentence? A: If people are affectionate, they will die early. < P > Positive solution: If the moon is long and round without hatred!
4. since ancient times, no one has died, and students fill it out. Who has no paper for defecation?
positive solution: keep the heart of Dan and shine on the history
41. There is also Li Qingzhao's dream "Do you know? Do you know? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "
The original sentence was" green manure, red thinness "
Students answered:" SORRY I, don't know ... "
42. The last part of Mr. Lu Xun's sentence was" I spilled my blood on Xuanyuan ",and the students filled in" He used his knife * "in front. 8% of the class's answer is: lose your wife and lose your soldiers.
positive solution: Tongque Chun is deeply locked in Er Qiao
44. In high school, Chairman Mao's words were red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, () students replied: white in the southeast and northwest
positive solution: who is dancing in the sky with color training
45. Shoot the horse first, _ _ _ _ _ _ _. Students replied:.
the right solution: catch the thief first and catch the king
46. In the Chinese exam, there is a revolutionary poem in the blanks: the door for people to enter and leave is locked, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, and a voice shouts: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
Positive solution: "Prison Song"-Ye Ting
The door for people to get in and out is locked, and the hole for dogs to climb out is open.
A voice shouted:-Climb out! Give you freedom!
I long for freedom, but I also know that
a human body can not climb out of a dog's hole!
I only hope that on that day, the underground fire will rush,
burn this living coffin with me,
I should get eternal life in fire and blood.
47. "Thousands of mountains and rivers are always in love." The classmate replied: It's no good to give one more branch.
The marking teacher was right: Love is love, points are points, and even one more point won't do. (This teacher is really funny ~~)
Positive solution: It's fate to gather and disperse
48. Chinese papers in high schools often need to be filled with poems. One of the questions in A Dream of Red Mansions is "I am a Zhongshan Wolf, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _"
One boy filled in "I am a tiger from the northeast". . .
positive solution: success becomes rampant
49. When I was in the first year of high school, I took a monthly exam. The previous sentence: laughing at the sky and going out,
(positive solution: I am a Artemisia people). Someone in the class wrote: I accidentally twisted my waist.
There is another sentence, the last sentence: clear water gives birth to hibiscus,
The correct solution: natural carving.
Some people write that the mud gives birth to the lotus root;
Some people are even more unique, writing: Heroes come from troubled times ~~
5. When taking a Chinese test, ask: How much sorrow can you have? Students fill it out, just like a pot of Erguotou
Positive solution: just like a river flowing eastward
Thinking of my cousin's answer in the previous exam, hehe _