You chased me naked for two kilometers, and I called me a rogue later.
You are so beautiful, just like a model, and it's only for Picasso.
4 as smart as people!
Copy my nephew's idea. You have goldfish in your head.
You go to the vegetable market to buy food, where thieves know you.
Eat less and save some for the pigs in the canteen-the buried people can eat too much.
Take it easy, don't eat the yellow food stalls in the canteen-the buried people eat too much.
9 people are tired of playing with toys, and you are killed by toys-describing people playing with dangerous things.
10 Take fewer photos for a while, and don't look at the mirror as a magic mirror-deal with braggadocio.
2. 1 What are the ancient poems describing the buried? Plum blossoms in spring lie on the branches with low scars; Shake off the breath of lying in Shi Shui and lie in the spring.
2, clear water, no fish, invincible!
3, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings, mom said. It's a bird man.
4, red and green brocade clothes, can speak the world.
5. I advise you not to draw a tiger according to the cat, but learn to laugh.
My son is a Zhongshan wolf. If he succeeds, he will be crazy. -Qing Manchu novelist Cao Xueqin's Red and Dream
Yongzheng [Qing] Wen Yingjiang
A needle is tempered, and the cloth is going up one by one.
Eyes in * * *, only clothes, not people.
The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow; Bamboo shoots in the mountains have a thick mouth and an empty stomach.
3. The satirist deceives people. Original text: Today, ping fu and Curie Lane are envious, and the wine and food games compete. They laughed, shook hands, exposed their lungs and liver, pointed to the sky and cried, swearing that life and death would not be negative. If it is true; Once you have a small interest, it's like hair, if you don't know it.
If you fall into the trap, you will be rescued by different hands, pushed back and hit the stone again. This is suitable for animals to do things that Yidi can't bear, while people think they can do it.
Han Yu's Epitaph of Liu Zihou: Today, some people in the neighborhood admire and please each other. Some people often eat, drink, talk big, smile as much as possible, express their willingness to live under each other's hands, shake hands, show each other the shape of their liver and lungs, and point to tears, vowing not to abandon their friends regardless of life or death, which is almost as credible as truth. Once you encounter a small conflict of interest, as small as a hair, you will turn your face and deny people. When a friend falls into a trap, he won't reach out to save him. Instead, he will take the opportunity to push him and throw stones down. There are such people everywhere! This should be something that even those animals and savages can't bear to do, but those people think they have a way.
4. Help me find a joke to bury someone. Don't use dirty words. Very easy to read. Everyone likes you. Look at Bloom, well-proportioned, handsome and charming. You must be * * *, the best among animals.
Moreover, according to my observation, you must be short of calcium from childhood, love when you grow up, grandma doesn't feel pain, mom doesn't love, the left face is short of pumping, the right face is short of kicking ass, pigs see pigs trample, cucumbers are born short of beating, walnuts are short of beating the day after tomorrow, motorcycles are short of kicking all their lives, and finding a daughter-in-law is short of screwing screws! Look at you. You're not as thin as a pig. Now I throw you in the toilet, and the toilet will vomit. Throw you into a black hole, and the black hole will explode itself! You say you, aunt, I will teach you to practice calligraphy, you practice sword (cheap, the back is the same), you also practice the sword on the sword, Jin Jian doesn't practice silver sword (* * *), you don't do it, you don't do it properly, and you don't want to cry repeatedly. Mom and Dad want to be * * *! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! .