Eating snails is not as good as eating girls~~~~Ecstasy~~~
"The Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, and there are many gifts of cakes and baits from every family; after paying homage to Chang'e, she poured them under the moon, and ate the taro. "Fragrant snails."
Autumn is the golden season for eating snails. In Guangdong and Guangxi, eating snails under the moon is a unique custom during the Mid-Autumn Festival. Take a snail, raise it to the moon, then bring it to your mouth and suck it - it's so cool! Field snails are rich in protein, iron and calcium and can cure eye diseases. There is a saying: Eating snails on August 15th can make your eyes "bright as the autumn moon".
But I have great doubts about this.
Because there are so many nutritious things, but there is nothing particularly attractive about them, who can eat them so naively and motivated! I have never seen anyone who loves sex as much as he loves virtue. . . In my mind, sucking snails is like giving a kiss, and the snail meat is like a girl's fragrant tongue - I am not the first person to make this kind of lustful association. There is a kind of shellfish meat on the table called beauty's tongue. . . . . The ancients were so arty, and they were not willing to lag behind. . . . .
There was once a single XXX colleague who ate snails for lunch several times and occasionally said to him: "It's time for XXX to get a wife!" This man was so embarrassed that he would hide in the dormitory whenever he ate snails. . . . Hehe - this is a bad thing. But looking back now, although XXX was single at the time, he could understand the connection between sucking snails and finding a wife, which shows that this person is extremely talented and can be regarded as a god.
The most fascinating thing about eating snails is the style of sucking them - digging them with toothpicks is like a stupid goose who doesn't understand the style of eating snails, holding a small wooden stick and pounding it, watching. It made my eyes burn (in fact, my GF is the one who picks people up with toothpicks and eats them, and never regrets it, just because he is like a lady). In fact, this person forgot that it was a real celebrity who was in a romantic relationship, so he put it directly into his mouth and sucked it, taking all the meat and juice as ordered. It was really shocking~~~~
Guangxi people love snails the most. I ate fried snails at a night market on the streets of Guilin. I had the impression that the snails in Guangxi are fatter than those in other places. It is said that they are fished from rice fields. The snails are too small and have no meat, and are too big and have no taste. Guilin's is just right. Sitting at the small wooden table, I watched the little boss stir-fry peppercorns, fennel and cinnamon in the oil pan. After the aroma came out, add snails, onions and garlic, sprinkle Guilin Sanhua wine and specialty sour chili, stir-fry over high heat, and the aroma was overwhelming. The taste is very fresh, like the landscape of Guilin. The most complicated way to eat snails is probably the "stuffed snails" in Yangshuo. Most petty bourgeoisie are obsessed with the charming bars on Yangshuo West Street, but I only know about "Guilin Rice Noodles" and "Snail Rice Noodles". "Stuffed snails" are different from the "stuffed snails with meat" in northern cuisine. They are made from artificially cultured snails and have a bland taste. We still use the yellow snails from Guilin, dig out the snail meat and chop it into a puree together with the pork and fish, add some starch and stir until it becomes gelatin, and then stuff it back into the original snail shell. First stir-fry minced garlic, minced ginger and tempeh in an oil pan, then stir-fry with the stuffed snails, add clear soup and simmer until cooked. When eating, it is "all in one bite". Several variations of pork, fish and snail meat give the tongue a new experience, but the teeth can no longer feel crispy and tender, which is a pity.
The reason why I say eating snails is not as good as eating a girl is because my long-cherished wish is to conceive a girl from eating snails. . Don't let GF see it, otherwise it may kneel back to the motherboard. . It is said to be the latest model. . . .
The story of the snail girl that you should be familiar with comes from Volume 5 of "The Postscript of the Search for Gods". This is a touching fairy tale that can be called YY's first-rate. Xie Duan, an older rural man, "sleeped down at night and got up early, working hard day and night," but in the end he was so poor that he couldn't even marry a wife. God was moved by his spirit of hard work (Why is God never moved by me! NND! Eccentric!), and sent Baishui Sunu to help Xie Duan live a good life. She hid in the snails and came out to wash and cook for him every day after Xie Duan went out. Later, Xie Duan found out and had to She left, but the shell she left behind could pour out a lot of rice, changing Xie Duan's poor life.