Author: Ouyang Xiu
Willow in Jiangnan, the leaves are small and not cloudy. Rayon is light and flexible, and Yinger thinks that the branches are too tender to sing. Save it for spring. Fourteen-five, holding the pipa leisurely. Go up the stairs and down the stairs. Be careful when you meet each other. Besides, now.
However, this is false. Ouyang Xiu was a famous poet and great writer in the Northern Song Dynasty, and his official position was moved to participate in politics. In the third year of Zhiping (AD 1066), Yushijiang suddenly wrote a letter to impeach Ouyang Xiu, saying that he neglected to mend the curtains and raped his niece. After reading Zongshen, he turned to Sun Sigong, the minister of the Forbidden City. Sun Sigong tried his best to defend Ouyang Xiu and asked Jiang to confirm it. Jiang couldn't produce evidence, so he had to name a person-Peng Siyong. Who is Jiang? How did he become an empire? It turned out that when Song Yingzong was in Yingzong, he was going to worship his biological father, King Puyi, and asked his courtiers to discuss the matter. Most ministers advocate calling Bo Huang a big country. Ouyang Xiu believes that after adoption, parents' birthright cannot be changed, and there is no reason to add a title to parents. Lu Hui and others criticized Ouyang Xiu's opinion, but only Jiang supported Ouyang Xiu's opinion, so Ouyang Xiu recommended him as the suggestion. Because most courtiers opposed Ouyang Xiu, they all wanted to find an excuse to crowd him out. At the same time, they regarded Jiang as an accomplice and an evil party and sneered at him. Jiang couldn't listen to the past, so he wanted to draw a line with Ouyang Xiu and wash away everyone's slander. At that time, Mrs. Ouyang Xiu's younger brother Xue was having an affair with Ouyang Xiu, so he fabricated rumors and falsely accused Ouyang Xiu of adultery with his niece. When these words reached Zhong Siyong's ears, Peng Siyong told Jiang that Jiang had a chance to watch the performance, and he didn't ask if it was true or not. He turned around and immediately impeached Ouyang Xiu. In fact, Jiang's niece is not Ouyang Xiu's own niece. Ouyang Xiu's sister married Zhang Guinian, who died young. A daughter was born to her ex-wife. Ouyang Xiu looked at his sister's widowhood and took them to his home. So Ouyang Xiu's sister came to Ouyang Xiu's house with her stepdaughter. At that time, the girl was only ten years old and her niece grew up in Oufu. When asked about Jiang, Jiang had to repeat what Peng Siyong told him. When heckled Peng Siyong again, Peng Siyong couldn't come up with any real evidence, so he sat down falsely, and both Peng Siyong and Jiang were demoted. It was not until it was proved to be false that Ouyang Xiu tried to abdicate and was demoted to a bachelor's degree in Guan Wendian. Under the personal questioning of Emperor Zongshen, a false accusation was finally exposed.
2. Describe my uncle's poem "Send Princess Chengdu to the West".
Year: Tang Author: Yan
Nephews and uncles are important places, and princes and ministers are loyal to their hometowns. I will also marry your princess to the king of Tantan.
The bitter book is dark, and the pipa road is long. Looking back at my parents' motherland, the sunrise is in the east.
"I turned into a verse and gave 72 sentences to four roommates."
Year: Tang Author: Li Shangyin
The east wind in Guo Pei is blowing Ozawa, and Pu Liuqing and Bi Chun are the same color. I came to see the dragon ball,
The drinks are empty and there are guests in the temple. I want to spend my honeymoon with my roommate in the east, and advised me to hang my saddle and bring wine.
You can't enter the blue mountains, but the jade is still green. General Wuwei made you a chivalrous man.
The young arrow startled Yang Ye. After the meritorious military service, count the articles carefully and pity me for dreaming of butterflies in autumn.
Nine doors pass to the throne, and the high car is magnificent. The road is full of flowers,
The heavy snow in December overwhelmed the girders. Looking back, I was slaughtered by Hui Chang, and I was also open-minded when I visited him.
Reward me for my prosperous Tang Dynasty and look back on the Qu and Song Dynasties. Commercial Huang Wu is the iron crown,
It's hard for me to be invited to the Calendar Hall. I languish in the bookcase and lie on my pillow at midnight in spring.
Next year, I will go to Xiazhaogui, and my brother will be lost in the eastern suburbs. When the Han Palace piled horses,
Looking back at the trees in Qinchuan. Vaguely guide the balcony clouds, carp-eating hooked apes out of the group.
Spring has rushed out of ChristianRandPhillips Temple, the first day before the Jade Emperor City. Chengjiang pavilion on the oblique bridge,
Overlooking the mountain city is like a bomb. Partridges wake up with bitterness, and Zhu Jin spends a charming night with them.
Dereliction of duty in the south wind of Jingjiang, broken sails and rotten oars. It was not unintentional to cut jiaozi's broken wall.
I'm in no hurry. Return to the lonely soul stage, broken blue shirt without a horse.
Celestial officials make up the potential, but jade bone is thin. Hand-sealed prisoners in the prison system,
Straight hall locks, dusk is sad. Sent a red post to repair the watch and congratulated Yao on receiving the thief state.
Outside the blue sky in Wan Ren, Laoshan, I saw Fusang coming out of the East China Sea. Love you, worry about your country,
White pine is clear. At that time, I heard Yanzhaotai, stood up and looked east.
And sing Wang Neng from military music, don't give Yuan Ming in return. Pengmen is brave and fearless,
If the mountain is heavy, the grace of the first Dai Gong is heavy. In the afternoon, the court held a snake, and the minister swallowed Cai Feng in his sleep.
Husband Zheng, son of Pei, nephew Xie contemporary. Blue robes are white and simple,
The red lotus in Beuma is in bloom. I am a poor student, and Father Liang mourns singing and dancing.
Run amok, look at the pity, and write like an ox crossbow. For thousands of years, I've been drinking to the public.
My disciples are always polite. The flag is lying on the drum, and the door shines in history.
Ten rhyming poems
Year: Song Author: Lou Jian
My nephew and uncle are looking for wine, and it is more pleasant to forget each other.
People say that sadness extends, and two days are connected with shame.
I just feel that time is in poetry. Why don't you sleep when you are drunk?
There is no real news in it, so don't pass it on to the awakened one.
Ten rhyming poems
Year: Song Author: Lou Jian
Self-pity cranes send kindness to their loved ones, and my uncle is also grateful to his neighbors.
I gathered my tired wings from the clouds, and I would like to make a diving scale from the bottom of the sea.
Fortunately, there are three paths of pine and chrysanthemum, who says that the fairy is separated by a dust.
You don't have to kill the official body if you split the wild suit in two.
3. The funny sketch "The relationship between the old man and the nephew" lines The relationship between the old man and the nephew: Oh, no, daughter-in-law, can you still eat? Aunt: Honey, I can't eat any more. Aunt: Let me tell you something. I wrapped three coins in jiaozi for this grand New Year. You and I ate a plate, but I didn't eat any. What kind of luck is this? Aunt: No, honey, we are going to eat today. Aunt: We must eat it. This is a blessing. Eat! (The doorbell rings ...) Aunt: Who is it? Old Uncle: I don't know. who is it? Big nephew: Old uncle, me! (Old uncle opens the door ...) Big nephew: Happy New Year, old uncle and aunt! Old uncle and aunt: Happy New Year, Happy New Year! Old Uncle: This guy, it's the Spring Festival, so he can come whenever he wants, without anything. Aunt: Come on, come in. Have you eaten? Qi Qi's big nephew: I didn't eat my old uncle: You don't have to ask his big nephew: jiaozi who wrapped the bag (ate jiaozi with his hand) Aunt: Eat my big nephew with chopsticks: Did you put coins in it? Old Uncle: Oh, you are so lucky, you know? I ate two plates with your aunt. One of them didn't eat the big nephew: Really? Old Uncle: You had a big nephew when you first came here. I am so lucky. Old Uncle: You want to develop this year. You know, you didn't develop this coin. You know (the big nephew ate another jiaozi with coins). Big nephew: Uncle, how many coins did you put in it? Old Uncle: As soon as I * * *, I will make three, and as soon as you come up, I will make two. You are so lucky. Your eldest nephew: I didn't expect that. I will continue to eat old uncle: hey! ! (loudly) big nephew, you are not full. Big nephew: No old uncle: Good, almost good. E68A84E79Fa5E98193313339653833 Please clean it up quickly. Are you losing weight? Big nephew: I'm not thin. Old Uncle: Just lose weight and be healthy, you know! Hey, why don't you go home and tell your mother and go to your house to worship your mother later. You should tell him that your mother is waiting for you. Big nephew at home: Really? Old Uncle: Hurry up, Aunt: Your mother has been worried for a long time. Your mother should be a nephew: well, old uncle and aunt, I'm leaving. Old uncle and aunt: OK, OK, big nephew: Ah! ! Old uncle forgot one thing. Old Uncle: What are you doing? ! (Big nephew kneels down and kowtows to celebrate the New Year) Big nephew: Good old uncle for the New Year: What are you doing? ! Big nephew: lucky money, old uncle: you didn't take my things during the Spring Festival, and you asked me for lucky money. How dare you? You must leave at once. No big nephew: old uncle, I heard that you had your hair cut in the first month and died. Old Uncle: What do you mean? ! Big nephew: Old uncle, are you ready to send you on your way? Old Uncle: Put it down, take the money and die quickly. You (aunt takes the wallet to the old uncle) Old uncle: I asked the old uncle for this money, too. This is also the trick. Old nephew: My uncle is gone. Aunt: OK (the eldest nephew has left) Aunt: I tell you, your whole family died here. Old Uncle: What's the matter? Aunt: Look, you asked your uncle for money yesterday. Not worse than him. Uncle: That's how my uncle dug it. I am no worse than him. I want to get the money. My aunt: Eat jiaozi. Uncle: Hurry up. Still blessed to eat. Come on. The doorbell reminds me. ) Uncle: Who is this? My second nephew: My uncle: Feifei. Second nephew: menstruation: Happy New Year. Old Uncle: You didn't bring anything for the New Year. Aunt: Your family is not like this. Old Uncle: Yes, I don't need to invite him over. Second nephew: Eat jiaozi? Old Uncle: Well, what's the matter? (The second nephew said, picked up a jiaozi and ate a coin. ) Second nephew: Why do you put coins in jiaozi? (The old uncle is still angry with chopsticks. ) Old Uncle: I can't live this year. How should I live? I am blessed. What are those two nephews doing for me? This is my aunt: Are you still angry? Isn't that your nephew Isn't that your nephew (Pushing my uncle with his hand) Old uncle: My nephew, why doesn't my nephew call you aunt? Second nephew: old uncle! ! As for a dollar (thrown on the table with a dollar), uncle: No, second nephew: That's right (second nephew picked up a jiaozi and wanted to eat it). My uncle: Not enough to eat, right? My uncle: No, your mother is waiting for you at home. You tell your mother that I will pay a New Year call to your home later. Hurry home. My second nephew: OK, I'll go. My uncle: Let's close my door. Second nephew: I have one more thing, uncle: What's the matter? (Second nephew squats down and kowtows) Second nephew: Happy New Year (reaching for money) Old uncle: You didn't take anything during the New Year, but you ate your last blessing. How dare you ask me for lucky money? Do you walk fast? Second nephew: Qi Qi said that my uncle had a haircut during the Chinese New Year and died. ! ! ! ! I used this trick when I came back from my uncle's house yesterday. Let's go. Second nephew: Let's go. Goodbye Aunt: Honey, you still have so many nephews. Old Uncle: Yes (running to close the door) menstruation: What should I do? Old Uncle: Nothing. I'll lock the door for a while and then knock. I won't be quiet. Nobody's home, okay? Auntie: No one is at home (when thinking of the doorbell) (Auntie and uncle cover their mouths with each other) Big nephew: Old uncle, my old uncle: Qiqi can. Aunt: Are you sure? Old Uncle: Didn't Qiqi give him all the lucky money? His personality should be all right. He can't have that personality. It's okay (open the door). Big nephew: Old uncle: Didn't I give you all the lucky money? Big nephew: Hey, hey, brothers. Old uncle is opening the door ~! ! Come on! ! Hurry up (a group of nephews rushed into the room) (the old uncle and aunt smiled helplessly) Big nephew: Brothers (bow together) slogan A group of nephews shouted: Happy New Year, old uncle (reaching for a red envelope) Lu Hua.