Semi-funny verses in ancient poetry

Three sentences and a half is the modern evolution of traditional cultural and artistic cross talk, which has a profound mass base. The following is a funny three-and-a-half sentence adapted from my collection of ancient poems. I hope you like it.

1、

Silver candle Qiu Guang cold painting screen,

A small fan flies to the firefly.

Day and night are as cool as water,

Good air conditioning, made by Gree.

2、

Spring is as old as ever, and people are empty and thin.

Tears flooded her face.

Peach blossom falls, idle pool pavilion.

Although Meng Shan is here,

Brocade is hard to trust.

Send offline QQ.

3、

It has exceeded 13,

Cardamom sprouts in early February.

The spring breeze is at Yangzhou Road 10 mile.

Traffic jam.

4、

As a stranger in a foreign land,

Please think twice about your relatives during the festival.

Know where the brothers climb,

Slip and fall.

5、

Birds fly high,

Lonely clouds go to leisure alone.

Never tired of looking at each other,

How much is it per night?

6、

Clouds and storks,

Become a tenant of our world? .

Or you still live in the mountains of Wachau,

Will reduce the price!

7、

Be generous,

Trouble is unforgettable.

How to solve your worries?

Wandering.

8、

Cows are trapped and people are hungry.

Rest in the mud outside the south gate.

Who is that proud man riding on two horses?

Urban management.

9、

How beautiful she is, opening the pearly window,

How quietly she leaned, and how troubled her forehead was! .

You can see the bright tears on her cheeks now.

Cut onions.

10、

A thousand miles away in Huang Yun,

The north wind blows goose feathers and heavy snow one after another.

Mochow has no bosom friend in the future,

Creditors are waiting for you.

1 1、

Young people leave home, old people come back,

The local accent has not changed.

The children don't know each other,

Happy father.

12、

Li Bai will want to travel by boat,

Suddenly I heard singing on the shore.

Peach Blossom Lake is deep in thousands of feet,

Dad, where are you going?

13、

Jin Zun fights a thousand glasses of wine,

Jade plate is shy and straightforward.

I threw away the food sticks and cups, and I couldn't eat or drink.

No money.

14、

Every year, I feel that the elderly are scarce.

Sun Weng wanted to leave, and his face was full of tears.

I don't know where to go before I die,

Sanatorium

15、

Down and out, drinking.

Chu waist thin palm light.

I feel the dream of Yangzhou for ten years.

Lack of sleep.

16、

The endless grassland on the plain,

As each season comes and goes.

Wildfire never devours them,

Burn again.

17、

When weeding is at noon,

Sweat dripped on the ground.

Who knows Chinese food,

Poisonous!

18、

The foot of my bed is shining so brightly,

Suspected frost on the ground.

Looking up, I found it was moonlight.

There are flying saucers!

19、

Building a house is under human conditions,

There is no noise of horses and chariots.

Ask what you can do,

I have money.

20、

Bright moon in Qin dynasty, bright moon in Han dynasty.

The Long March hasn't come back yet.

But Dragon City will fly in,

In my aunt's mind.

2 1、

Boil beans and burn beans,

The beans are crying in the kettle.

Originally born from the same root,

Gay?

22、

Looking for him in the crowd,

Looking back suddenly,

The man vomited on the wall.

23、

Two or three miles a trip,

There are four or five smoke villages.

There are six or seven pavilions,

soybean residue

24、

When those red berries come in spring,

Wash your southern branches.

Give me a hug and go home,

Fine!

25、

Grasshoppers fly in February,

The willows on the embankment are drunk with spring smoke.

The children came back from school early,

Do your homework.