1, don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile, my stomach is not as strong as you think.
2. I am not Mengniu, not as pure as you think.
There is no love that never breaks up, only Li Bai who doesn't hurt his hand.
4, not afraid of opponents like God, but afraid of teammates like rogue rabbits.
If my leaving can bring you a smile, you'd better cry.
6. The school doesn't want us to fall in love, but only wants us to wear matching clothes.
7, high school beauty is very pure, long legs and poor hair.
8. I'm relieved to see you, not concerned about you! You don't have to go out to scare people.
9. Know that you know what a pit is, not that you have pits all over your face, but that there are pits under your feet.
10, little me, see through everything with secular eyes.
1 1, only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.
12, you have your hopes and I have my persistence. Don't trade your hopes for my persistence.
13, I can spoil you or change you. .
14, even if nothing is like others, but the mentality must be put right.
15, I love you hopelessly. One day one third of me will be by your side, my warm bed.
16, forbearance and cruelty coexist, forbearance is cruelty to oneself. .
17, if you dare to betray your sister, I won't sell you anything in the end.
18, if I am your passerby, then I would like to be your guest.
19, don't blame me for being too crazy, just blame the world for being too arrogant.
20. If you choose to be a villain, don't blame the official for trampling on your dignity.
2 1, the joys, sorrows, sickness and death around us are all the excitement of others, not me.
I can't find the direction of life, but I never give up.
Please don't judge the value of my existence by your ignorance.
24. I'm going to put you aside to dry and bring you back.
Up to now, the earth is still under my feet.
I hope you are the most beautiful scenery I have ever seen, and I am the one you have been waiting for.
27. No one will be tired of drinking water because of the insipid water, so don't abandon life because of the insipid life.
28. Sisters are for sharing, not for selling.
29. If I am not brave, who will be strong for me?
Honey, you've lost weight. Look at the wrinkles on your neck.
3 1, I love not you, but your father's bank account.
32. It hurts to get paid every May Day holiday, not to pay less! It is money.
Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.
34. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life.
35. Don't rob me. Although I can't be coquettish, I can wrestle.
36. Flip a coin: surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.
37. My hobbies can be divided into two types: dynamic and static. Quietly sleeping, moving over.
38. Teacher, I met a robber, but my homework was robbed.
39. If an idiot can fly, this is the airport.
40. Without you around, time is simply slower than the startup speed of my computer.
4 1, the biggest dream is to hope that one day, when I am walking on the road, a handsome boy will pick me up.
42. If you bully me, I will curse you for buying instant noodles without a fork.
43. My stupidity is unparalleled, and my crazy world ranks first ... People like me are one in a million.
44. When some people die, it's nothing to do with me. Some people, I can't let go of them.
45, life is like a dream, I always lose sleep; I always wear it when I live in a play.
46. I prayed to God to make me rich, but God made me fat.
47. When the brain is not clear, my brother always looks for the donkey.
48. I'm sorry to make you laugh.
49. It is sugar that tempts me, not that I want to eat it.
50, I am curious, why trample an ant to death, it won't bleed.
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