There are fruit sellers in Hangzhou who are good at hiding oranges. Put it on the market and sell it for ten times the price. If you cut it open, it will be dry. He asked me strangely: if the market was in the hands of others, would he sacrifice real beans to his guests? Will it be dazzling to confuse fools? What a long time!
The seller smiled and said, I have been doing this for many years. I eat my body. I sell, people take, I have never heard of it, but I am not alone. The duration of the world is not widowed, but I am alone? My son hasn't decided yet. Today, the husband wears a tiger symbol and sits in a high position, which is almost the same as Gancheng. Can you give some to Sun and Wu? I am a big crown, a long gentry, and proud of the temple. Can I do business with Gao in Iraq? Stealing without knowing how to prevent it, people trapped without knowing how to save it, officials raped without knowing how to ban it, the law surprised without knowing why, and sitting on the ground shamelessly. Looking at him sitting on the high hall and riding a big horse, who is drunk, fat and fresh, and who is not awesome and imposing? Why not go beyond Jin Yu? What a pity! I don't look at it today, I look at my oranges!
I'm speechless. Looking back on this orange, he felt like a Dong Fangshuo, as witty as Dong Fangshuo. Does it hate evil people? So, is it ironic to use citrus as an excuse?
There is a fruit merchant in Hangzhou who is good at storing oranges. Although it has been a winter and a summer, citrus will not rot, and it is still so fresh when taken out. Its texture is crystal clear as jade, and its skin color is golden. But when I cut it open, it was as dry as cotton wool in the middle. I was surprised, so I asked him: Do you sell oranges to others, or are you going to let them put them in water beans for sacrifice, or are you going to treat them? Or just confuse the clumsy blind with this beautiful appearance? It's too much for you to lie like this!
The citrus seller smiled and said, I have been selling this kind of citrus for many years, and I live by this business. I sell, people buy, and I never hear anything through the grapevine. Why are you the only one who is dissatisfied and angry? There are many deceptive things in the world. Am I the only one? My husband, you don't want to see it Now those majestic military commanders who wear tiger symbols and sit on tiger skins seem to be defending their country. Do they really have the same strategic vision as Sun Wu and Wu Qi? Those officials in Emei Mountain are like lofty spiritual pillars. Can they really make contributions like Yi Yin and Hao Tao? Thieves are everywhere, I don't know how to resist and exterminate the roots, and life is ruined. They don't know how to rescue them. Officials bend the law and cannot force prohibition; Public security is corrupt, and I don't know how to rectify it. Wages earned for nothing cost the state treasury without shame. Look at them, sitting in the high hall, riding horses, indulging in alcohol brewing and fish feasting. Which one is not majestic, majestic and arrogant! However, don't they look like gold, but their hearts are broken? Now you turn a blind eye to these things and find fault with my oranges!
I can't answer silently. After I came back, I thought about his words carefully. I think Chi is like a humorous one. He is a cynic. Is it true that he satirizes the world with oranges?