Connotation joke: Am I evil? No, how is that possible?

1. My roommate goes home every week and asks him why he is working so hard. He said he would get living expenses. We said, "You can ask your mother to hit your card." He said: "My mother doesn't like to play money on my card, but only likes to play money on my face."

2. The current porcelain touching technology is really unpredictable. Last night, an old lady asked me to take a picture of her at the gate of the community. Just after taking the photo, she grabbed me and cried, "Your flash is too flashing, and it broke my waist!" "

My bag was robbed yesterday, and I am very sad. I cried all night about it, and I really can't figure out where I am worse than my bag.

Nurse, should I take this medicine before or after meals? She ignored me, nurse! Whether to take this medicine before or after meals, the nurse stared at me, and I was angry! Nurse, can't you hear me? The person next to me gave me a hand: dude, that's a plaster.

Don't look down on your wife's choice, you are just one of them.