What humor is there to describe men's short sentences?

As follows:

1, don't shock the world with coquettish, just touch the world with pure!

2. Tell you a joke. Two frogs fell in love. They got married and gave birth to a clam. The mother frog is very unhappy and confused. The male frog cried and said, Mom, I had plastic surgery before I met you.

You haven't been lovelorn once, and you don't even know how cheap you are.

You always ask me: Why doesn't the country use your face as a bulletproof vest? Do you still need me when the country has it?

What I write best is not traditional Chinese characters or regular script, but your name.

6. How can I be so handsome that I dare not go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out.