Gao Dengbang: I have hua tuo wuqinxi.
Xu Huchen: West Renye Fang runs a marathon. It is said that they can run 80 miles at a time.
Gao Dengbang: I have Dai Zong, the hero of Water Margin. He is called Shen Xing Pacific Insurance. He can run for 500 days with two armored horses tied to his legs.
Xu Huchen: There is football in the west.
Gao Dengbang: We had Cuju in the Tang and Song Dynasties.
Xu Huchen: There are bicycles in the west.
Gao Dengbang: In the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang invented the wooden ox and flowing horse, which is the ancient bicycle.
Xu Huchen: There is archery in the west.
Gao Dengbang: That's worse. In ancient China, Houyi shot the sun. It could shoot the sun. Can foreigners do it?
Xu Huchen: That westerner has boxing.
Gao Dengbang: I have Tai Ji Chuan, Taizu Changquan, Zui Quan and Wing Chun Quan. The most important thing is Song Wuquan, which killed a big tiger with three punches. Do you think foreigners can do it?
Xu Huchen: Westerners have javelin.
Gao Dengbang: Guns, Zhao Zilong has guns, 800,000 troops saved Adou, and Yue Fei has guns. That's the killing of nomads.
Xu Huchen: Westerners have swimming.
Gao Dengbang: Zhang Shun with white stripes in the waves can stay in the water for one day and one night. Try another foreigner, and he will suffocate. Among the Liangshan heroes are not only Zhang Shun from Shui Bo, but also his brother Zhang Heng, Tai sui Ruan Xiaoer, short-lived Jiro Ruan Xiaowu, living Yamaraja Ruan Xiaoqi, and Li Jun, a river dragon, and Tong Wei who crossed the river as a child. There are many. You can organize a Liangshan swimming team.
Xu Huchen: Westerners have horse racing.
Gao Dengbang: Horse racing, what foreign horses can compete with ours? Guan Yunchang walks thousands of miles a day and 800 miles at night with a red moon rabbit on his leg. What horse can compete with him?
Xu Huchen: Foreigners have weightlifting.
Gao Dengbang: The overlord of Chu can carry the tripod.
Xu Huchen: Foreigners have rowing boats.
Gao Dengbang: I have been racing dragon boats since the Warring States Period.
Xu Huchen: Foreigners have golf balls.
Gao Dengbang: I have marble from the Song Dynasty.
Xu Huchen: Foreigners have bowling.
Gao Dengbang: I had fifteen needles in the Tang Dynasty.
Xu Huchen: Foreigners have polo.
Gao Dengbang: When I was in the Three Kingdoms, I clapped my hands.
Xu Huchen: Foreigners have hockey.
Gao Dengbang: I played tap dancing in the Tang Dynasty.
Xu Huchen: Foreigners wrestle.
Gao Dengbang: Yan Qing, prodigal son of Liangshan, king of wrestling.
Xu Huchen: Foreigners can also jump.
Gao Dengbang: Jump, what is the long jump?
Xu Huchen: Long jump means jumping up and seeing who can jump far.
Gao Dengbang: Then who can compare with me?
Xu Huchen: Who is Lao Sun?
Gao Dengbang: the Monkey King, one somersault is 108,000 Li. Do you think a foreigner can do it?
Xu Huchen: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ~! ~~~~~~~~~~~
Gao Dengbang: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
I hope I can help you! ~~