The festival is coming soon, and I would like to give you a couplet: First couplet: The tree does not need bark, it will surely die. Second couplet: People are shameless, and they are invincible in the world. When all falls, the petals turn into dust. No one in ancient or modern times will take pity on them, but they can only bury the flowers and sing.
When I wake up from drinking, my dreams are shattered and I am alone, and the past is in my heart. A drop of duckweed in the ocean, when will it drift to the other shore!
You lacked calcium since you were a child, and you lacked love when you grew up. Your grandma doesn’t love you, and your uncle doesn’t love you. The left cheek needs a slap, and the right cheek needs a kick. The donkey kicks when the donkey sees it, and the pig tramples on the pig when it sees it.
Those born with the zodiac sign of cucumbers need to be patted! Those born with the zodiac sign of walnuts need to be beaten! Those born with the zodiac sign of walnuts need to be beaten! Those born with the zodiac sign of motorcycles need to be kicked! Find a wife who is born with the zodiac sign of screws and need to be screwed!
You tell me, grandpa, I will teach you. You practice swordsmanship, you practice swordsmanship, you don’t practice swordsmanship, you practice ***! If you don’t practice the gold sword, you practice the silver sword! You shouldn’t be given the sword fairy. If you don’t practice the sword god, you will be shameless and cry and shout. I want to be a swordsman! Really, why bother?
Look at you, handsome and graceful, loved by everyone, with flowers blooming, you must be the best among *** and among beasts. What a beast. Look, your little face is so thin that you don’t even look like a pig! If you throw you into the toilet now, you will vomit in the toilet. If you throw you into a black hole, the black hole will explode itself! < /p>
Under the crystal clear blue sky, the spring wind blows slightly, butterflies are dancing in the grass, and the fragrance of earth flows in the air. You lie there, basking in the warmth of your belly, thinking proudly: Ah~ I will still be a toad in my next life!