What funny killing couplets are there in the Year of the Tiger?

The funny couplets of the Year of the Tiger are as follows:

1, Shanglian: doctoral students, graduate students, undergraduates, endless; Downline: 05, 06, 07, unemployed.

Horizontal criticism: willing to study and admit defeat

2. Part 1: I wandered around the campus last night and saw the frog pretending to be cool, vomiting and vomiting, so I had to hit the tree with my head; Part two: Last night, the stadium was cool, and suddenly I heard that a dinosaur hit a tree. Terrible, terrible, poor little tree.

Horizontal Criticism: Ghost Story of Ghost Girl

3. Part I: It's easier said than done, so it's hard to say; Bottom line: miss you, miss you, miss you.

Horizontal criticism: true love and no regrets

4. Part I: Meeting, getting to know each other and knowing each other, love is a must; Bottom line: it's inevitable to break up after quarreling and quarreling.

Horizontal criticism: love and hate intertwined

5. Part I: The person I love doesn't love me; Bottom line: I don't love people who love me.

Horizontal criticism: bad luck

6. Part I: Yesterday, today, tomorrow, every day is difficult; Part II: Breakfast, lunch, dinner and dinner are difficult to enter.

Horizontal Criticism: University Life

7. Part I: It is difficult to love and be loved; Bottom line: it takes time for love to have a relationship.

Horizontal criticism: friendship is priceless

8. The first part: The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, and I am waiting for your call back; Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life.

Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person

9. Part I: Say you can do it, and Part II: Say you can do it.

Cross-approval: I can't accept it.