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Describe the harsh environment of the desert 1. How vast! The flat sand is endless and there are no people in sight. The river is lingering and the mountains are in dispute. It's gloomy and miserable, the wind is sad and the sun is shining. The awnings are broken, the grass is withered, and it is as cold as frost in the morning. The birds cannot fly, and the beasts perish. 2 I heard that my husband, Qi Wei, was engaged in corvee garrison, and Jing and Han were recruiting. Traveling thousands of miles, exposed year after year. Grazing on the sand and grass in the morning, crossing the river ice at night. The land is vast and the sky is endless, and I don’t know my way back. Sad love paragraphs in ancient novels 1 This is the thought, but I can’t live here. Falling into the lower realm again and forming a back-end. Either for heaven or for human beings, we will meet again, and they will be as good as before. Two years later, Cui has committed himself to someone else, and Zhang is also married. The place where Shi Jing lives is because her husband said Yu Cui and asked for a visit from her maternal brother. The husband said it, but Cui finally refused to come out. The sincerity of Zhang Yuan's thoughts is moved by the color. Cui Zhizhi wrote a poem about it: "I have lost weight and lost my appearance. I have been too lazy to get out of bed for thousands of times. If I am not ashamed of others, I am haggard but ashamed of my husband." Unexpectedly, I have lived my whole life in plain clothes, crying every day and feeling very sad. The eve of the funeral. Suddenly, he saw a man with a beautiful face among the jade curtains, as if he had always been there. Wearing a pomegranate skirt, purple crotch, and red and green trousers. He leaned against the curtain and pulled the embroidered ribbon with his hand. Gu Weisheng said, "I am ashamed to see you off, but I still have residual feelings. In the dark world, I can't help but sigh." After saying this, he disappeared. Tomorrow, he will be buried in Yusuyuan, Chang'an. When he was born, he went to the tomb and returned in mourning.