1. Women's persuasion: excited heart, trembling hands, I pour a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader doesn't think I'm ugly.
2. Middle-level cadres don't drink and have no information at all.
3. Men can't make good friends if they don't drink.
4. A toast to tomorrow and a toast to the past.
5. drinking is a funny thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.
6. One can walk in the Jianghu without drinking. People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not drink too much?
7. You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry together after drinking.
8. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.
9. Men live like dogs without drinking, men live like eunuchs without smoking, women live in the world without makeup, and women live in the world without smoking.
1. If you can't get drunk, you can't solve the sorrow of missing Cui Hua.
11. A bad drinker drinks mostly to vent, while I, a good drinker, stop drinking to bury something deep in my heart.
12. if you get drunk again, it's a pity that your wife and children are separated.
13. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine style is style, wine virtue is morality, and wine bottle is level.
14. It's good to get drunk and throw up, and it's good to cry when love is hurt. That's all nonsense.
15. If you're not drunk, I'm not drunk. Who's going to sleep? Deep feelings, stuffy, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.
16. Do you drink? The kind of mutually assured destruction
17. It is rare to get drunk several times in life, and it is even more worrying to drown your sorrows by drinking.
18. Ms. clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me, and you name it.
19. Men and women don't drink, so there is no chance.
2. I said I was drunk until I was eight, and my lover loved me until I was eight, but you were so sick that you loved to break up.
21. Qian Shan is always in love with thousands of waters. Can you drink less? Humor and funny writing related to drinking 2
22. I'll make you have a few drinks, and my drunk brother will carry it.
23. Ordinary people don't drink, and there is no joy at all.
24. Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; Good has passed, bad has passed, just want to be in a good mood.
25. Art for art's sake is not more meaningful than drinking.
26. An old cellar with a new cup, two people drink until dark, three points sober and blow at random, seven points drunk and go home.
27. You drink to get drunk. I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.
28. For people who don't drink, the only reason to drink is who they are drinking with.
29. I have been lovesick for many years, and I have to add two or two liquors before I can say this lovesick.
3. Emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are deep or not, then you are not afraid of intravenous drip.
31. It's rare to get drunk several times in life. What's so rare about me?
32. I'll do it first. Feel free.
33. if you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.
34. I hate drinking, but I like the person who can make me drink. [arranged by MeiWEn]
35. Don't drink too much in the morning, there are still several tables tonight; Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.
36. It's too early to get promoted.
37. Drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a state of mind of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.
38. Make new friends, but don't forget old friends. Let's drink together.
39. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.
4. It is too little to drink for a long time, and talents are hard to find. Take the lead in drinking, and future leaders
41. Drink well, drink well, drink well, and drink well. Humorous and funny drinking text (41 sentences)
Humorous and funny drinking text 1
1. Brothers don't drink and have no feelings at all.
2. I want to cry in my eyes. I want to smile and my mouth won't move. I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.
3. You know that there are thousands of glasses in the wine. Drink as much as you can. If you can't, run away.
4. I feel deep and stuffy. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Feelings are thick, not enough to drink. Feelings are too thin to drink.
5. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine style is style, wine virtue is morality, and wine bottle is level.
6. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.
7. people are floating in the rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.
8. To make me drink well, you must drink it first.
9. Pretend to be indifferent, and with the paralysis of alcohol, make yourself look numb.
1. I drank too much with the leaders and other people. At that time, my brain was too hot. I raised my glass and said loudly, "Let's die together!"
11. Do you drink? The kind of mutually assured destruction
12. I won't drink from now on. If you see me drinking, forget it!
13. Drink nine doses at a time and focus on cultivation.
14. You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know that no one loves you until you are sick.
15. I have my story, but I don't drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.
16. You drink to get drunk. I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.
17. One for you, one for me, and dance together after drinking.
18. red wine, white wine and wine, our friendship lasts forever.
19. I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than my feelings.
2. Seven wines leave poetry scattered, eight wines beg for bait, and nine wines leave a legacy.
21. We are bosom friends when we get together. I'll have two soothing drinks first. Humorous and funny drinking text 2
22. Competition in the market economy, drink a cup of wine quickly.
23. Men can't make good friends if they don't drink.
24. In life, drinking is everywhere.
25. There are a thousand cups of wine for every bosom friend, and if you don't talk too much, drink too much.
26. A person drinking is lonely, while a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking of a person is already drunk. Let's drink to loneliness at dawn.
27. I advise you to drink one more glass of wine, and there is no reason to go out to Yangguan in the west.
28. There are a thousand cups of wine for every bosom friend. Drink as much as you can, or run away if you can't.
29. Ordinary women don't drink, but women who drink are not ordinary.
3. Wine meets friends, and poetry is sung to people.
31. how about two bites?
32. The world is drunk and I wake up alone, so I have to wait on them again.
33. If a man doesn't drink, he will waste his time in the world.
34. The wine field is unbearable when you are away from home.
35. when I'm drunk, I won't accept anyone, so I'll hold the wall.
36. You can drink a barrel and a jar, and the director of the winery will let you be the one!
37. It's a sin not to drink wine in front of your eyes.
38. Wine is like a woman, and there are also gains and losses in life. A successful woman can make a fuss and never let a man in her life. A frustrated woman, with tears in her cheeks, raised her glass and got drunk alone.
39. Take a bite back and watch the silly drinker.
4. No one can understand your frown, no one can accompany you to get drunk, blame me for asking for it, and want to understand that you are uncomfortable.
41. swim all the way to the end against Yanghe Daqu. A humorous copy of drinking
A humorous copy of drinking
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2. wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!
3. Red wine, white wine and wine, our friendship lasts forever.
4. Don't want to drink, reluctantly, out of control.
5. People can't walk in the Jianghu without drinking, and people can't float in the Jianghu without drinking too much.
6. Discipline inspection cadres don't drink, and there is no clue at all.
7. As long as you have good feelings, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.
8. Wine is like water in a bottle. If you drink it in your stomach, you will be haunted. When you talk, you will slip your legs when you walk. You will get up in the middle of the night to look for water, and you will regret it in the morning.
9. How much sorrow can you have? It's like a pot of spirit Erguotou.
1. The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in my life are not as bitter as when you look back.
11. Move your ass to show respect.
12. The world is drunk and I wake up alone, so I have to wait on them again.
13. A preemptive strike can win by surprise, and a preemptive strike can dominate the overall situation.
14. standing on both feet doesn't count.
15. people are floating in the rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.
16. Don't cry when you blow, and get drunk when you drink.
17. I hate drinking, but I like the person who can make me drink. [arranged by MeiWEn]
18. standing on both legs, drinking doesn't count.
19. Friends should drink alcohol, whether it is spilled or crooked.
2. Acacia for many years, add two or two liquors, and you can tell this acacia. Humor and funny copy of drinking 2
21. Wine is a pack of medicine, and you can't sleep without drinking it!
22. You are wine and I am a luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you to accompany me in this life, and I won't regret it if I get drunk all my life!
23. If men don't drink, they walk around the world like eunuchs/can't make good friends.
24. In the virgin stage, strictly guard against it and stick to it. Young woman stage, half-pushing and half-giving. In the prime of life, all of them are not enough. Widow stage, I come to fight with you. In the old lady stage, if you can't, you can still fool.
25. stand up if you can't reach the food.
26. Smoking when lonely, drinking when lonely, a person's world is wonderful.
27. I feel deep and stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.
28. The key lies in the right atmosphere.
29. Stay half awake and half drunk, and meet again in your dream.
3. The theoretical basis of fighting in wineries is that small wine can do small things, big wine can do big things, good things can be done for a long time, and nothing can be done without wine.
31. I want to cry. Tears are in my eyes. I want to smile. I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.
32. Drink less blood and wine, and you can't live if you drink too much.
33. If you're not drunk, I'm not drunk, so who's going to sleep?
34. Drink and show affection. This person is a brother.
35. You can't stop drinking when your feelings are iron.
36. Wine is like a woman, and there are also gains and losses in life in wine. A successful woman can be intertwined and never let a man in life. A frustrated woman, with tears in her cheeks, raised her glass and got drunk alone.
37. An old cellar with a new cup, two people drink until dark, three points sober and blow at random, seven points drunk and go home.
38. If the past can be drunk, the memory is a hangover.
39. Brothers don't drink and have no feelings at all.
4. He told me that my stomach would hurt if I stopped drinking, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down my glass. Humor and funny writing of drinking 3
41. It's still early to get promoted.
42. when will there be a bright moon? I fetch the wine glass from afar. I do not know the palace in heaven, and what month and when. I want to go home by the wind, but I'm afraid of the beautiful buildings. I can't stand the cold at the top. I dance to find out what the shadow is like on earth.
43. It's half a catty to bid farewell to Bai Di's colorful clouds.
44. You know that there are thousands of drinks. Drink as much as you can, or run away if you can't.
45. Holding a wine bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!
46. Qian Shan is full of mangroves and mountains and clouds, and the wine is smoked by the sun.
47. a small amount is not a gentleman, and it is not poisonous and not a husband;
48. Lady's toast: Excited heart and trembling hands, I pour a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader doesn't drink it, which makes me look ugly.
49. Drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a state of mind of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.
5. I feel deep and stuffy. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Feelings are thick, not enough to drink. Feelings are too thin to drink.
51. I've been in a daze for half my life. Never wake up when you gain or lose, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.
52. The east wind is blowing and the drums are beating. Now, who is afraid of drinking? You drink and I drink. Now, who is afraid of drinking?
53. sober men of olden days and sages are forgotten, and only the great drinkers are famous for all time.
54. if you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.
55. One wine wins, two wine loses, three wine is two dead's wife, four wine is a mountain stream, five wine is four rooms, and six wine is a temple.
56. Do you need a reason to drink? Today's reason is to drink!
57. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it becomes. A man's love is like tea, the more it is brewed, the weaker it becomes.
59. wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you get;
6. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink this way know a lot, but they hardly do it. Funny short sentences of drinking at class reunion (52 articles)
Funny short sentences of drinking at class reunion (1)
1. If you are often drunk, you will regret it for life.
2. Be able to drink without losing, and lead the secretary.
3. Wine style is style, and wine bottles are level.
4. after drinking, don't talk nonsense! Don't cry or make trouble! Don't think the universe is yours! Make phone calls indiscriminately, and don't send WeChat indiscriminately! Can do the above! Drink a hammer wine! Wave costs money!
5. wine is a magic that can loosen the tongue and make the story vivid.
6. Seven wines leave poetry scattered, eight wines beg for bait, and nine wines leave a legacy.
7. Wine is like a woman, and there are also gains and losses in life in wine. Successful women can be intertwined and never let a man in life. A frustrated woman, with tears in her cheeks, raised her glass and got drunk alone.
8. Those who can drink one or two drinks two, such friends are generous enough; Those who will drink two or two will drink five or two, and such a friend party will be cultivated; Will drink half a catty and drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate; I will drink a catty and drink a bucket, and I will be promoted to vice president later; You can drink a barrel and a jar, and the director of the winery will let you be;
9. Du Kang is the only one who can solve his worries.
1. Grassroots cadres don't drink,