20 funny and humorous copywriting

1. Modern marriage is the product of emotion and the crystallization of competition.

2.thank you. Thank you, uncle, your family and your ancestors.

Eighteen generations!

If you lend a person too much money, you will turn him into a bad person.

4. The price of wisdom is contradiction. This is a joke about life in the outlook on life.

Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

6. If a friend makes you angry, you still care about his friendship.

7. Happy candidates are almost the same, and candidates who fail the exam have their own exams.

8. Yuanyang plays in the water. They all fucking drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead!

9. Silence is the last dignity of those who fail the exam, and silence is the highest contempt of those who get A. 10. Most people only do this thing all their lives.

Three things: self-deception, deception, and being deceived. 1 1. Born with a GPA, dead with a ghost. Don't learn from Xiang Yu, you should take the east wind jump to manage the hospital.

12. A piece of paper can't be like cooking. You don't start writing until all the materials are ready.

13. You can pick exotic flowers and herbs from the cliff and experience the ups and downs from the exam.

14. move with notes, luxury with words, no clouds, no peace.

15. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

16. Ling Huchong said, "Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves.

17. It's cool to live quietly once in a while. But if you live in silence, you will be very painful …

18. Who said the abbot was sorry for what he had done? Has anyone considered the feelings of Taoist priests?

19. I didn't guess the beginning of our story. I didn't guess the ending of the story. ...

20. I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?