Poetry that seems uncivilized on the surface can be seen from limericks.
1. "Snow Poems"
Zhang Dayou
There is an abstraction on the river and a dark hole on the well.
Yellow dogs have white bodies, while white dogs have swollen bodies.
2. "Snow Poems"
Zhang Dayou
Six outs are floating in the sky, Qiong Yao is everywhere in front of the street and behind the street,
One day when the sky clears, those who use brooms use brooms, and those who use spades use spades.
3. "Poetry for a City Besieged"
Zhang Dayou
A million soldiers from heaven descended to Nanyang, but there were no reinforcements and no food.
One day when the city is destroyed, you will cry for your father, and you will cry for your mother.
You will cry for your mother!
4. "Poem of Cutting Meat"
Dongfang Dongfang, you are too reckless.
The meat has not been divided yet, how can you receive the reward?
The sword is drawn to cut flesh, and the behavior is bold.
The flesh is not cut much, so it is quite modest.
Give it to the palace army, the friendship will be unforgettable.
The emperor is generous, thank you.
5. "The Man Who Hidden People"
Hanshan of the Tang Dynasty
I see the man who hides himself from others, like a basket filled with water.
I'm about to go home in one breath, but what's in the basket?
6. "Mountain Climbing"
Sima Guang
Up and up and up again until we reach the top of the mountain.
The world is only within our control, and we can see it from all over the world.
7. "Sleeping Cheng"
Song Dynasty Lu You
Compared with futon sleeping, the host and guest forget each other.
After a while, the guest went to bed, and there was no sunset in half of the western windows.
8. "Sitting Meditate"
Su Shi of the Song Dynasty
Just sit quietly with nothing to do, and one day is like two.
If you live seventy years, it is like a hundred and forty years.
9. "Four Dishes and One Soup"
The emperor treats guests with four dishes and one soup.
Radish and leek are really sweet and fragrant.
Scallion tofu has profound meaning.
Everything is clear and the corrupt officials are flustered.
10. "Comrade Xia Nai was shocked"
White Night
Comrade Xia Ding, how are you? Comrade Xia Nai was shocked:
You stole a piece of cake from my head and you come to deal with me!
11. "Geometry Poetry"
How much geometry can one have in this world? Why study geometry so hard.
Have you learned geometry value geometry? How about geometry without learning geometry?
12. "Your surname is Hu Lai and my surname is Zhang"
Your surname is Hu Lai and my surname is Zhang.
What new literature are you talking about?
I still speak with my old accent.
I won’t refute you if you don’t attack.
We sit side by side, each with his own heart.
Thirty or fifty years from now,
This photo will be a good literary souvenir.
Haha, I wrote a crooked poem in vernacular for you.
Finally, I, Lao Zhang, surrendered.
13. "Poem Inscribed on Li Bai's Tomb"
There is a pile of soil at the head of Caishi Bay, and Li Bai's article is the best in modern and ancient times.
A poem that comes and goes, Lu Ban plays with his sword and ax in front of the door.
14. "Mistakenly Recognizing the Big Dumpling"
The moon in the water is the coldest, so lower your head and look carefully.
The ichthyosaur opened its mouth and looked at it, mistaking it for the big dumpling.
15. "Laughing at a Herd of Cows"
Ming Xie Jin
The spring rain is as slippery as oil and flows all over the street.
If you fall down, you will understand the bachelor and laugh at a group of cows.