It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.
I am lonely and want to commit suicide.
Excuse me, where is the beauty?
Mu Tong Yaozhi Sanlitun
Dondum
Away from Xiangshan, the stone path is oblique.
Deep in the white clouds, she and I
I want the prince to meet the princess.
This is a dinosaur meeting a frog.
When did you have a girl?
Ask your roommate about the wine.
I want to know the girl next door,
Whether there is that boyfriend.
I want to dig the wall and look inside.
I'm afraid the wall is too thick,
It hurts my hand.
Switch to binoculars,
The people in the house have left.
Turn the stairs,
Look down.
Momo, if you don't leave,
She is wearing a beautiful elbow.
People have joys and sorrows,
The moon is cloudy and sunny,
This matter has existed since ancient times.
I hope it won't be long,
She broke up two days later.
Tang Libai
Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,
The boatman set sail.
Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.
I wonder if Li Bai is dead.
Xiao Chun
Tang Meng Hao ran
I slept well and didn't know that the dawn of spring had come.
There are few beautiful women in science and engineering.
Can't sleep at night.
I'll check online.
Spring Morning
Don't wash your feet in spring,
Mosquitoes bite everywhere.
Turn over in the middle of the night,
This is a big blow.
As soon as the Chinese teacher turned around, Lu Xun was willing to be a willing cow;
Looking back, the math teacher can ask for six dollars six times;
The English teacher turned around, sorry and added thank you;
When the chemistry teacher turned around, carbon dioxide turned into gasoline;
When the physics teacher turned around, a lever moved the earth;
When the biology teacher looked back, the night clouds were horribly low;
As soon as the geography teacher turns around, he can travel all over the world;
As soon as the history teacher turned around, Qin Shihuang came to put the shot put;
As soon as the PE teacher turned around, Daiyu could also play football.
As soon as the labor teacher turned around, he came to the catwalk with scrap metal;
As soon as the music teacher turned around, an earthquake of magnitude 8 blew up the earth;
As soon as the art teacher turned around, Mona Lisa became romantic.
"Looking at Lushan Waterfall" Rizhao incense burner stinks, Li Bai sits by the toilet, and Li Xiao flies a knife for an instant, and Li Bai dies by the toilet.
Wo Chun, I'm stupid.
Mume smells flowers, I have no culture,
I hate the bottom, I have a low IQ,
If you hear me lying like water, ask me who I am.
Eduardo Chun Lv. A big donkey.
The coast is green, I am a donkey,
The coast is green, I am a donkey,
The coast is like a dark green. I am a stupid donkey.
Li Bai went to steal peaches by boat. Wang Lun picked up a big rice spoon and scratched the back of Li Bai's head.
In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere. Hong Kong stinks at night.
A Chinese teacher read a poem entitled "Sleeping in Spring" by Lu You and asked the students to dictate. The Chinese teacher read aloud as follows, and a student dictated as follows.
Wo Chun (I am stupid)
Wumei smells flowers (I have no education), lying on branches hurts the bottom (I have a low IQ), lying in water (ask me who I am), Yida Chunlv (big donkey), Anqing (I am a donkey), Anqing (I am a donkey) and Anqing (I am a stupid donkey)!
Watch and play, you must turn! The transferred person will have a smooth love, a smooth career, a harmonious family and a happy life! But you shouldn't mind leaving a small message! You will be blessed! ! Haha ~
The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light.
Lower your head and finish the soup.
Look up and get a towel.
Wipe your crotch with your head down.
Rizhao incense burner is full of smoke. Li Bai came to the toilet and poured three thousand excrement. Li Bai didn't bring toilet paper
Since ancient times, no one has died, and whoever dies early will have to die late.
When weeding is at noon,
Mines buried the soil.
Li Bai will dig,
Blow it to 250.
When weeding is at noon,
Farmers are unfortunate and bitter.
Wearing halter pants,
Dance ballet.
Rizhao Luxiang produces purple smoke,
Li Bai walked into the roast duck restaurant.
The boss doesn't like him.
Xiao Li flew the knife for an instant.
Immediately become a dead eunuch.
A school,
The new light is very bright.
Go in and have a look,
It's tattered.
Ten freshmen,
Nine idiots.
There's another one,
insane
Silent Night Thinking (Exam Edition)
If you don't study hard on weekdays, look at the sky in the exam, hand in the test paper, and duck eggs will drop.
A unkempt little boy learned to shit and sat in a pit, covered in shit. Passers-by asked for advice and waved away, and the shit that scared him was smoked to death.
There is an altar of shit in front of the bed, which looks like a bowl of soup. Lift the jar and taste it. It's been hidden for thirty years! !