Silkworms in spring weave until they die, and candles start to dry when they cry. (Li Shangyin's Untitled)
I quit my job and go home, just like a flower falling from a branch, but this is not a heartless thing. It can be turned into the soil of spring and can also play a role in nurturing the next generation. (Gong Zizhen's Ji Hai Miscellaneous Poems)?
Fierce-browed, I coolly defy a thousand pointing fingers, Head-bowed, like a willing ox I serve the children. (Lu Xun)
Do your best until you die. (Zhuge Liang)
Buried roots allow branches to bear fruit without asking for anything in return. (Tagore)
I lay sprawled in my lonely country, not feeling sad about my situation, but thinking about defending the frontier of the country. (Lu You's November 4th storm)
Come with a heart, not a blade of grass. (Tao Xingzhi)
If you want to eliminate disasters for saints, you are willing to decline and cherish the old. (Han Yu's "Moving to the Left to Show Grandnephew's Neck")
Bee, you harvest flowers to make nectar. Who has worked hard and who wants to taste the sweetness? (bee)
My only hope is to contribute more. (Bethune)
Couplets are:
1. Part I: Cultivate peaches and plums carefully.
Part two: Be a gardener diligently.
2. Part I: Patriotism, Dan Xin, Asahi Moon
Bottom line: Feng Bangzhi Competition
3. Part One: Magical Manual Medical Animals
Downlink: Red Hearts Serve Wanjia
China's couplet culture has a long history, and he himself has never studied the history and knowledge of couplets. As for its antithesis, rhythm and so on, we only know a little about it from the surface. I collect my favorite couplets only because I think they are interesting. In today's information age, I have also created certain conditions for my love. In my own records, couplets still occupy a large proportion. Post some humorous couplets today. Continue to reprint and modify them.
It is said that there is a quack somewhere who doesn't understand reason and often kills people. Someone wrote a couplet for this purpose and posted it on its door, expressing people's hatred for the ignorant and indifference to the quack of human life:
Not necessarily fierce;
There have been ups and downs.
The upper and lower couplets each use an idiom, but the words are hidden. This is a punch line.
According to legend, during the Republic of China, a couplet was widely circulated:
Ten thousand taxes in the Republic of China;
The world is too poor.
The Federation used the homophony of "tax" with "old", "poor" and "flat" to mercilessly satirize the social situation and poor people at that time.
In the imperial examination in the Qing dynasty, one year, the topic was "I don't know what to think" in "University". A candidate regards "ignorance" as a "sister" because of his poor eyesight. The marking officer didn't feel funny after reading it, so he wrote a comment on writing, which coincides with the examinee's question:
I thought of my sister;
Dude, you're wrong.
This couplet is flawless and humorous.
In ancient times, there was a scholar who was a little lame. His father-in-law doesn't like him and won't let him in. One year, the lame son-in-law was admitted to the scholar. The father-in-law invited his son-in-law to dinner out of secular respect. During the dinner, my father-in-law made a pair of couplets mocking my son-in-law:
The virtuous husband ignores it, and the road is bumpy, one step higher and one step lower;
As luck would have it, the old father-in-law is one-eyed. The son-in-law understands that the old father-in-law looks down on him and satirizes him with couplets, so he makes use of the topic to laugh at the old father-in-law:
Mount Tai is wrong, the world is cold and blind.
1933 65438+ 10, the Red Army arrived in Fengxianggou, Sichuan, and local villagers beat gongs and drums to welcome the Red Army. Someone wrote a pair of Spring Festival couplets for the Red Army:
When the Red Army arrived, they ran away. The local tyrants and evil gentry hid the cat, which said it was wonderful.
Music in the Soviet area, full of folk songs, people's shouts and laughter, and chickens crowing.