Small three-choice words
1) A mistress is not as good as a young lady. Miss, it's for the money. What are you doing for?
2) Xiao San, a hateful guy, can only play a piece of shit in TV series.
3) Everything I can't let go is because I can't have it.
4) By the way, a word of warning: change your clothes into Chinese corsets and open your pants, which will be more beautiful.
5) Bitch is always a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't afford it.
6) If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible. God declared you invincible.
7) If you have money, you will lose your home; if you have no money, you will worship God.
8) Since being a mistress must be shameless, ugliness will be used to it.
9) Look at you, you are born to be a mistress. Are you worthy of your country?
10) wait for my boy, I must appear in your household registration book, and I will be your stepmother if I can't be your wife.
1 1) has a problem, find the reason from yourself. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
12) I smiled. The hostess can return to normal, and the devil can grow angel wings.
13) Oh, you look good. Why don't you sit on the stage with the equipment your parents gave you?
14) Not tall, short, fat, thin, no three, no four, no face, no skin and no heart.
15) Don't think that you have a face of Xifeng, you are fooling around and being a servant of Santai Palace.
What I told Xiaosan is the latest.
1) If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world. God declared you invincible.
2) Leave here, as far as you can go.
3) Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.
4) playing with feelings? Being a mistress? Destroy others' feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically.
5) For love, you choose to be a mistress, and for making money, you become a chicken.
6) My wish: I get drunk naturally every day and wake up naturally every day.
7) After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.
8) Shallow things, how did God create such a failure?
9) Sexless, loveless, prude, affectionate and righteous, a real slut.
I admire you very much, but I want to scold you! I'll kick you in the chest first and let you taste what this means. Mistress? !
1 1) The motto of this bitch's life is ~ ~ ~ ~ Fear of loneliness is better than fear of rape. No, I took it. Every day is a double bed for homeless people. When you get up in the morning and see the face of a strange man, you will feel that you are not so lonely and afraid of the dark. -This excuse, I will sum it up: Do you have time to be afraid of the dark? You are busy changing beds tonight.
12) I'm not a man, just an ordinary conservative housewife. Men and women have their own division of labor and perform their duties. Advise those stupid bitches to think about meeting their ancestors in the future! Don't go to the afterlife, smelly people.
13) tell you, I BS you! You and those people on the street at night? Princess? It doesn't matter, just wave your hand and get on! People don't want to pay, you can bargain or get a 20% discount! You are no different from those ladies in hair salons, bath centers, dance halls and nightclubs!
14) These bitches just don't have children of their own. If they still have children at home, it is really the 18 floor of eternal hell!
15) don't think that the world was laid by men. If there are no outstanding women in the family, it will be the sorrow of generations and the disaster of the whole family!
16) As the saying goes, men are silly. Women are stupid and stupid. What's more, these malicious idiots and bitches come out to harm people!
17) who do you think the women in the street wear naked baths for?
18) I am a bitch, but I want to set up a memorial arch. You want to be better. You're afraid people won't know you're a bitch.
19) is still shouting, damn it. It's amazing that you don't want money. Yes, what's your classic? What questions and answers do you know? Such a personal topic, damn it, many men get high marks.
20) You are so overbearing. You're really great. With your image and style, I can only say that you are really dedicated. Are men's tastes so heavy now ~ ~ ~
About what I said to mistress
1) Don't you have volunteers to be mistresses? The thief is sad and dedicated. You call the dead gentleman and his daughter-in-law to pretend to be quail. Didn't you keep it ~
2) The third party, I scolded you! It's you, an inhuman old woman pretending to be a virgin!
3) Summarize you with your coquettish movements, charming eyes and enchanting appearance? Third party? At the same time, do you have a nickname? A prostitute? !
4) I am not a man, just an ordinary conservative housewife. Men and women have their own division of labor and perform their duties. Advise those stupid bitches to think about meeting their ancestors in the future! Don't go to the afterlife, smelly people.
5) This woman is not an ordinary person. This state should be hereditary, because her grandmother said a more profound sentence? In fact, there are only two kinds of people in the world, prostitutes-women. Makes her feel profound and reasonable. So she said, no matter how unhappy, it is better to be a prostitute-women can at least be satisfied physically. Seeing this, I suddenly realized. No wonder, no wonder, your family is so energetic and enjoys life too much.
6) Don't think that the world was laid by men. If there are no outstanding women in the family, it will be the sorrow of generations and the disaster of the whole family!
7) Who do you think the women dressed like naked baths on the street are for?
8) Do you think that man will love you because you gave up your youth and groaned proudly in bed? How did it end? People also go! Maybe you will say, we have a good life and are happy. I can only scold you one more time: what a fucking dog man and woman!
9) These bitches just don't have children of their own. If they still have children at home, they should go to the eighteenth floor of eternal hell!
10) As the saying goes, men are silly. Women are stupid and stupid. What's more, these malicious idiots and bitches come out to harm people!
1 1) Get out of here as far as your thoughts go.
12) Oh, you look good. Why don't you sit on the stage with the equipment your parents gave you?
13) I am a woman, too. I've never seen you so mean in my life.
14) Since being a mistress must be shameless, she is also used to harsh words.
15) Not tall, short, fat, thin, no three, no four, no face, no skin and no heart.
16) Waiting for my boy, I must appear in your household registration book. If I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.
17) It's okay to eat other people's leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and hurt the owner of the meal.
18) long-term acquisition of all kinds of idle girls at low prices. The model is not limited. Details can be discussed.
19) Jiangshan is so charming and San Xiao is so coquettish.
20) Find the cause of the problem from yourself. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
2 1) Don't think that you have a face of Xifeng, you are fooling around and being a servant of Santai Palace.
22) mistress, do you deserve true love? Today you will be that man's mistress, and tomorrow you will sleep with someone else.
23) Being a bitch, pretending to be innocent, thinking that you have feelings, bah, disgusting.
24) long-term low-cost acquisition of all kinds of idle girls. The model is not limited. Details can be discussed.
25) It's okay to eat other people's leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and hurt the owner of the meal.
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